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Elizabeth Banks Celebrates 1 Million Folowers of the Day

Elizabeth Banks is old. She was a nothing actress for many years, but is now the billionaire who put together, produced, starred in Pitch Perfect…..making her one of the more powerful women in comedy or hollywood comedy…the Judd Apatow with a pussy… Well she hit her 1,000,000 follower mark on instagram, because celebrities are instagram models too, and their relevance is based on their following, making the actual instagram models more and more obsolete…. To celebrate her 1,000,000 fans like a thirsty bitch would celebrate, she grabbed her tit, mocking Kendall..because why not laugh at whoring, but subtly whoring…..even though she’s in her 50s and shouldn’t even know what a Kendall Jenner is.. This was the status: “1M followers deserve a @kendalljenner inspired boob hold photo as a HUGE THANKS. Unfortunately I am at #Sundance under lots of clothes and couldn’t quite get it out. #itsthethoughtthatcounts I LOVE YOU ALL.” The post Elizabeth Banks Celebrates 1 Million Folowers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jenny Mollen Pantsless Pilates at the Home Gym of the Day

Jenny Mollen was barely an actor before she met and married Jason Biggs, the Jewish looking non-Jew from American Pie….who fucked the pie. She also wrote bad comedy for Playboy and rocked twitter pretty fucking aggressively, at least 4-5 years ago…. They have a kid, which means she’s set for at least the next 18 years, because despite barely working, Jason Biggs makes fucking money…and will have to pay this bitch child support when he gets bored of dating some “bro” girl who makes annoying jokes…but I guess while they work towards that, they are still into using the internet like their friend Chelsea Handler uses the internet, doing anything they can for attention…like mooning while doing Pilates, because these people sit around their big houses bored and like sharing things like bare tits and asses…for laughs…in the comfort of their own home…hardly a stunt since the internet following is faceless…it’s better to do this at an actual Pilates studio but it’d never happen, because social media confidence is different than real life confidence…and leaving the house is dangerous you can get school shot…so stick to bare ass at home…until she’s divorced and has to go back to her whoring… I guess it’s not worth hating on, because I’d rather she be transparent and post pics of her mom ass than not…everyone should use social media like this..instead of pretending their thirst for attention is any less shameless… If you don’t like that HERE’S HER PLACENTA The post Jenny Mollen Pantsless Pilates at the Home Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Got Beat Up of the Day

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan got beat up by a dude. I guess one of her billionaires that pays for her to join them in her European existence now that she’s not famous, flying her on private jets, taking her to great places, had enough of her shit….not that you should push a crazy, unappreciative bitch, who was likely losing her mind on the motherfucker…that’s abusive to women and we don’t encourage that…but I’m a rational person, and if a bitch is going insane on a billionaire who wouldn’t get arrested if he killed the bitch…in a volatile hotel crashing tyle relationship she constantly lives because she’s crazy… It’s also possible she did this to herself, drama, bitch loves Drama…or maybe this is doctored because she deleted it since posting it and really who cares about Lindsay Lohan, sure I have fond memories of her tits, that are still rocking, but she’s already dead to me, and really to everyone, and I don’t think you can kill or hurt something already dead, sure you can fuck it and people will judge you, but no one will really care about the body you’re fucking…it’s just sort of there…you know… Don’t beat women…even if they are barely human like Lohan…. The post Lindsay Lohan Got Beat Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez and Her Lupus Fucks Herself on SNL of the Day

I would assume the pudgy Selena Gomez using a bed as her prob, wearing a weird night gown and she rubbed up on some weird guy in Pajamas on SNL, sucking in her chipmunk, bloated by her Lupus meds and her Chemotherapy that she clearly is suffering aggressively from, whle her titties bounced, as she tries to define her own voice….to generate some buzz for herself… In what I guess is a Make a Wish Foundation moment….because she wrote: “Thank you @nbcsnl for a childhood dream come true …” Because being talentless or just averagely talented enough…gets expedited when you’re dying of an auto immune disease…that you exploit… The post Selena Gomez and Her Lupus Fucks Herself on SNL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff See Through Shirt of the Day

Hilary Duff, the Puck Slut, is now a recently divorced and wanting you to notice her because you are a man…or maybe she is just trying to distract you from her thick muscular mom thighs…but the reality is that she’s jailbait that reached one of those core group of guys who she can do no wrong for…meaning they’ll be there for her forever and ever…she is and always will be the glory days, their peak..the one… But I guess, she doesn’t like those people, they are weird..because they are weird…and that’s why she made the money…She’s more into just letting you look at the tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lara Stone’s Wet White Shirt of the Day

LARA STONE is some busty model who poses topless for fashion on the regular….she’s old as fuck now, at least in model years, but still has tits that she’s willing to show because it’s all she knows and really, old or not, I think she’s quite lovely…at least to look at…she’s probably a horrible, wretched cunt, with so much fucking attitude because she grew up thinking she was hot, while rich people suck up to her… I like that either she, or her Lawyers know who I am, it makes staring at her tits more person..because she has tried to sue me for posting pics of her and her fat husband, comedian David Williams, on their honeymoon…which is pretty fucking shitty. They are divorced now, because that’s how these things work out, and I guess she’s back to work to feel validated with her tits… She’s in white wet t-shirt, a fetish of mine, I’m basic, old school and remember a time when wet t-shirts, whether at college parties, or girls without bras on caught in the rain, or even cheap cotton in style t-shirts stretched the fuck out…was better than porn being produced…so I appreciate what’s happening here…even if she’s the fucking worst…not even good enough for some fat fuck to keep. The post Lara Stone’s Wet White Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Subtle Maitland Ward of the Day

Maitland Ward makes me laugh. It’s girls like her that remind us what Hollywood is all about, because the people who actually make it or who did make it for a minute are not really the norm…and the industry is mainly girls who have had a taste of it, maybe a secondary roll in a movie or on TV or a web series at Funny Or Die….or maybe just the cum of a director or producer rolling down the back of their throats…or maybe just serving one of them as a waitress, or as a masseuse hired by a celebrity in the right circle…not the job you moved to LA for but the job you got when acting didn’t work out and your mom and dad cut you off…. It’s like the majority of girls in LA are Maitland Wards…just not quite as old, because at 40 she’s still doing the same tactics these young instagram girls are doing, in the most bootleg of way, and I find the whole movement absolutely fascinating…and for that I love her.. I mean, most 40 year olds aren’t posting weird nudes to their social media, but in LA…they are…because they are hoping it leads to work that leads to validating their fucking parking ticket that is their life.. I love it…even if it’s disgusting! The post Subtle Maitland Ward of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Makes Art of the Day

A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Jan 20, 2016 at 8:02pm PST Britney Spears is a fucking crazy person and watching her painting in her medicated state reminds me of being an orderly at a mental institution, only in her case, her mental institution is some mansion where she has everything she needs, rather than being institutionalized, the institution comes to her…while her parents keep pushing her into her song and dance…cashing the fuck in… I am just sad that this crazy person painting video is not Britney Spears painting with her period blood like a feminist…or with her feces like a real fucking crazy person her parents claim she is because it gives them power of attorney to run her shit… Here she is Dancing… A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Jan 20, 2016 at 5:55pm PST The post Britney Spears Makes Art of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson Naked Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Hudson posted this picture of her ass, an ass that may be old, in a picture that may be old, but that is also a mom ass, a celebrated ass, an ass that people compare to her mom’s ass, an ass that garners attention and has since she was 16 and first going out to parties, an ass that has been fucked a lot by a lot of industry men…an ass that is clearly free spirited and ready to be watched…because she’s still a rich kid ass, spoiled brat ass, with daddy issues ass that has an ego….and likes being seen…or exposed…an ass that is a bit of a tyrant psychopath…that almost made Owen Wilson kill himself…an ass that probably has herpes, but that’s ok…it’s Kate Hudson’s ass and as uneventful as she is…this ass is what defines her and who she is…and I’m liking it…even though I normally fear anything older than 30… She’s done good with this social media thing…let us see those true colors and/or ass.. The post Kate Hudson Naked Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Scout Willis Titty Scandal while Tallulah Willis wears a Thong of the Day

I saw this on a forum, they claim it’s Scout Willis fashing her tits, and I figured I would post it, because the Willis sisters, were at one point in time, the celebrity rich kids that people paid attention to, and were forced to face just how much plastic surgery their mom had, because they were all very questionable looking, but not too questionable to succeed in the hipster market, where they were loved and adorned, and led the movement of flashing their tits, showing their nipples, being in weird artist photoshoots, and trying to have more purpose than just being Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s trust fund recipients. I never really hated on them, maybe just the sister RUMER, because she looked like a potato, and I’m trying eat Carb Free…as I don’t want my leg amputated from Diabetes and apparently, my fry addiction works against that…not that that has anyting to do with the younger Willis Sisters…like SCOUT and her nipple or Tallulah and her thong ass…or even Rumer who has since done Dancing with the Stars and has also done Plastic surgery with her mom, because even if they were raised in mountain in Montana, where Ashton Kutcher developed his internet addiction that has since made him a billionaire before leaving his stepkids to post nudes…they still are as bad as all the other celebrity kids…it’s just the way they are raised and the life they live but I’m ok with them getting naked… Scout on top – Tallulah on bottom… The post Scout Willis Titty Scandal while Tallulah Willis wears a Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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