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Madison Beer Jailbait in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have been seeing a bunch of sites posting paparazzi pics of Madison Beer. Since I am desensitized to bikini pics, and since I see hot girls in bikinis pretty much all the fucking time, mostly no names and fame whores, I just blew it off, but after the fifth or sixth time seeing her in her bikini over the holidays, I realized, shit those are some tits, so I decided to look into who she was….and it turns out she was born in March 1999. I remember December 1999…it was Y2K…I was 29 years old.. Luckily, I am used to fucking with younger girls, not this young, my cut off is 19, because younger girls are just not old, bitter, angry, sloppy, seen better days girls, they are instead built differently thanks to the hormones in the food, they talk smarter thanks to growing up on the internet with access to information, they don’t do romance, or love, or seduction…but they do fuck, I mean…they grew up on porn…making them interesting, complex, and fun to fuck from TINDER… That said, the lesson of 2016, that I’ve learned is that in two or three years, ….I will have sex with someone born in the 2000s.. that’s a crazy concept, like the people of the 80s imagining flying cars in 2015…..never did I think, that 1999 New Years Day that “a girl I will fuck in 18 years will be born this year”… Not that it matters, what matters is that Madison Beer exists, mainly because Bieber posted one of her videos on his social media..and boom…a career at 16….because Biber likes them at 16…and so does James Franco..not that it matters, what maters is that this girl’s body is absurd…criminal…literally…and thanks to Kate Upton, and the lessons she has taught us, we can hope…she doesn’t grow into her what look lik emassive boobs…but could be Victoria’s Secret Boobs…which they probably are, but either way, 16 isn’t what it used to be….and this weird child love for the paparazzi should be illegal.. The post Madison Beer Jailbait in her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence in Elle France of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This just in – Jennifer Lawrence, the huge, highly paid Hollywood star, who continues to perpetuate the “celebrity” role, in a world full of instagram famous girls, eating up ad budgets, and attention from media and dudes jerking off…is in Elle France, a fashion magazine that has been iconic in the industry for many decades….with budgets for photoshoots that you’d think they’d use on huge, highly paid Hollywood stars like Jennifer Lawrence…but instead she looks better in her nude selfies….reminding us the traditional photographer, photoshoot, media outlets don’t matter…in a world of nude selfies and icloud hacks…because I only like Jennifer Lawrence for her naked tits, everything else about her is fucking garbage…true story. The post Jennifer Lawrence in Elle France of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Woman Attacks Man With Frozen Chicken and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on December 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Girl and her Penis Cake Teens With Weapons on the Attack Escaping Death… Police in Spain Throw Woman in Wheelchair Beer Fetching Drone! Rescue Fal on CNN 100 Dead Pigs…. Worm in the Eye The post Woman Attacks Man With Frozen Chicken and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tara Reid Weird Tit Implant and Her Chubby Sister Trending of the Day

Posted on December 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tara Reid and her sister were trending on my facebook feed for the above picture….which means I am either profiled in a weird fucking way by facebook, or that Tara Reid and her sister Colleen Reid are big fucking news…which I would assume is impossible because Tara Reid as a general rule is virtually obsolete, and her sister who was never famous, but may have got into a lot of parties using her sister’s name, or as her mom body would suggest, a lot of all you can eat buffets, or the hired assistant eater when Tara was famous and traveling around and invited to dinners…someone had to eat the food..and I guess Colleen Reid was it…but luckily for Colleen, big is beautiful and probably why she got a man and family…while her sister Tara Reid is an absolute fucking skeletal mess… The post Tara Reid Weird Tit Implant and Her Chubby Sister Trending of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Top 8 New Years Resolutions in Tumblr Pics of the Day

Posted on December 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We all know that you’re pretty much delusional and telling yourself that tomorrow, 2016, all will change…so I decided to google the top new years resolutions that people make, and obviously that they break 15 days, if they last that long…. With the help of our friend The Porn Dude , I was able to find tumblr pics to support this life changing post. 1- Get Fit – because you are fat…all the gyms are ready for your membership application tomorrow, all the regulars are mad you exist you fair weather fitness enthusiast…you’re better off Watching More Porn , 2- Get a Girlfriend – tired of being alone….2016 is the year for you to settle down and find a girlfriend you can build a life with, unfortunately for you no girl will want you so you’ll have to take matters in your own hands….you’re better off Watching More Porn , 3- Quit Smoking – This one always makes me laugh…people are weak, the first 48 hours of a smoker’s quitting smoking is the best and usually when they start smoking again…you’re better off Watching More Porn , 4- Eat Less – This comes in the form of “no carbs”, or “no sugar” and is one of those annoying things so many people say and stick to, because if they did, the world would be a far better looking place, but instead, everyone is obsese…disgusting…and full of processed food…you’re better off Watching More Porn , 5- Go Vegan – Eating Animals is bad, at least that’s what people are saying, and anyone with a pet has thought of their pet at least once while eating a burger, thinking, “this is like eating my dog, that’s sad”…only the burger usually wins because it tastes good and we don’t really care that much to stop our habbits…plus vegans are fucking annoying….you’re better off Watching More Porn , 6- Make More Money / Change Your Career – if you’re destined to be a loser, you’ll remain a loser, but the good news is, there are countless losers who make a lot of money, so just be like them and become a vine star or something equally lame because girls love money…and buying people is a nice feeling…so figure it out, but you won’t as you work you way through your shift work at the fast food joint…you’re better off Watching More Porn 7- Drink Less – Never Drink Less… 8 – Do Something New and Watch More Porn , The post Top 8 New Years Resolutions in Tumblr Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Niykee Heaton “Getting Thick” Because She Knows her Audience of the Day

Posted on December 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Niykee Heaton is pretty much a nobody, but I guess she’s a “social media” star, who got a record deal because of having an audience on Youtube or wherever the fuck she was found by a record label that I think signed her…possibly because they wanted to fuck her… I guess she figured out her market early on, probably hit up the Hip Hop covers, again I don’t know… I just know she posts very aggressive, sexually suggestive, fat ass pics on her social media…and that keeps her going…and I guess I also know she’s posting “getting thicker pics”….up on some Aubrey O’Day, white girl for black men, before going back to white men by getting thin, kick…but still deep in the getting thick… Thick, plus sized, whatever may be in…but I’m a firm believer that thin girls always win, since getting thick can always spiral out of control and end up like Roseanne or whoever the fat girls in the world are these days, I wouldn’t know because they are invisible to me… She may be low level, barely famous, but there’s something hot about her, mainly because she’s an exhibitionist, and those are the best, especially when you randomly encounter them on tinder… The post Niykee Heaton “Getting Thick” Because She Knows her Audience of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Schilling’s See Through bikini of the Day

Posted on December 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Taylor Schilling and she’s more than just a terrible, weirdly lesbian body, all boxy and flat chested, possibly overly muscular, or just awkwardly fat, in what we used to call “slim fat”… She’s from the show…Orange is the New Blck…where she probably plays a lesbian…and her bikini is See Through… So Look, but don’t touch yourself…it may make you gay or into tranny…but you didn’t need a terrible bikini shoot to know that… What I guess it comes down to is the see through bikini ,who cares what old lady it is on, because I like see through bikini…but more importantly…is Taylor Schilling good enough for Bill Cosby to rape…that’s the new basis or benchmark…or litmus test of whether she matters…because all I’ve heard about today is Bill Cosby this and Bill Cosby that…it’s been the year of Bill Cosby…and I guess by default Jello Pudding pops and Quaaludes. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Schilling’s See Through bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora’s Still in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I posted and linked to some of these bikini pics yesterday, because Rita Ora, despite being a useless celebrity who has barely done anything remarkable, does have remarkable tits, and apparently has a good agent, publicist and label who get her to the right events, making us think she matters…and I guess with a great set of tits..comes come…or something.. Well, in her titty news, she’s with Daddy Issue Daisy Lowe in Miami, and I want better pics of her pussy / dick slip….or maybe it’s just herpes burn…or shark prevention due to her being mid miscarriage…who knows…but I’m curious to know what is going on in these pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF RITA ORA CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora’s Still in her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Doughy Purchased Ass of the Day

Posted on December 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kylie Jenner at 18 is already so fucking broken, damaged, disgusting looking, fabricated by the family hired scientist, because I guess that’s how they make money, and despite already having so much money, they are addicted to making more…and now…throw the rest of the family into the mix, except the fat one with Diabetes, no not the monster one, the guy, who they realized wasn’t as marketable as the rest of them becuase he didn’t have natural tits, just fat tits…no not Caitlyn the dad who became the mom…the brother no one bothers with…because he was smart enough to remove himself from the situation his psycho mom created… But this 18 year old, she’s right up in the mix, she’s the final of her creatures, and so it is only natural to make her a creature, that looks like she’s had meat stapled to her fucking head…and face…and now ass…it’s what the people want… If she’s already this broken and beat up looking at 18…I assume 30 will be pretty rough…assuming she lives that long, seeing as drug addiction and overdose from being a punchline to a terrible yet lucrative joke…will lead to… The fucking worst and here she is photoshopped to shit for February 2016’s Elle UK…she’s not even hot, why do people, or the media keep talking about these garbage people…fuck… Here’s the video – I didn’t watch…because I can assure you that nothing an uneducated, vapid little cunt has to say is a waste of all of your fucking time…seriously.. The post Kylie Jenner’s Doughy Purchased Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba in a Bikini Top of the day

Posted on December 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba has figured out how to connect with her audience using social media…kinda like how she figured out how to lock down her now husband by getting pregnant…in a they broke up, but she got knocked up, so he had to man up situation that I guess worked out for them, even if they sleep in separate beds, since these hollywood types fucking love and worship money, and they turned their marriage, her being a mom situation, and her celebrity despite having little to no talent…to a product line that is apparently worht a billion dollars…and that she owns 20 percent of… She’s doing it with candid bikini pics…that she appropriately titled “Thirsty”…because she’s ironic and clearly not a fucking idiot… The post Jessica Alba in a Bikini Top of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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