I don’t know what you know about Ballet, or if you’re the culturally connected person who is into the artform and really breaks down at the beauty of how fluid and artistic this normally Russian communist trained to be the best dancers, forced to be skinny girls are….. But Swan Lakes, not the Nutcracker, at least not for Christmas, but Swan Lake is being performed by dancers, strategically blocked out by drones, in what is really interesting to look at, because I like all things naked, as long as it’s not me or my wife naked, but it can be pretty much anyone else naked….even when I can’t see the spread, dancing, pussy…because I know a dancer’s body is nimble, agile, lean and so good at riding cock…and in this porn up, throat fucking world….it is a nice change of pace… So get some culture in your life, but trying to jerk off to this mainly dude ass choreography.. The post Drones Performing Swan Lake of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Amanda Seyfried is one of my favorites. I don’t know why, I should hate her for taking out Lindsay Lohan, my previous favorite, like it was some kind of wrestling match I couldn’t masturbate to, but try to masturbate to in my mind, despite never really getting fully hard…I’m too old and lazy for that…and gave up on full erections when I was 25 thanks to cocaine and alcoholism… I should hate her for dating Justin Long for a long time, because that guy just annoys me and not in a “I hate any dude who fucks famous chicks I don’t know but pretend are my dream girls”…like so many of you dudes who read this shit…he’s just a fucking annoying character and she could be better used by other annoying characters in hollywood who aren’t Justin Long… I should also hate her for being boring, lazy, unshowered in the media, but then she puts out movies she’s naked in and has these awesome tits and fit little body that fuck her public image of slacking who doesn’t do herself up or give a fuck, because that usually means bush even though she’s probably had laser to handle her laziness..and still ensuring getting casting couches….. But I just find her body and face so good and here she is for Madame Figaro. . The post Amanda Seyfried for Madame Figaro of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Treats! Magazine is some Sugar Daddy run magazine and party planners in Los Angeles, who I guess get funded by rich guys to throw parties featuring some of the many gold digging hookers who move to LA thinking they deserve to get famous, getting addicted to the rich person life, only to basically end up a prostitue.. Ellie Gonsalves is one of the girls who hangs out with rich guys because they find her hot, and probably cart her around and humor her into thinking she is her own person, with her own career, so that when she spends their money, she feels less like a hooker. I decided to google Elle Gonsalves, because I’m a journalist….but not really…and I found her own bio talking about how great she is and all her low level accomplishments.. Most interestingly she wrote: Ellie has acquired an incredible following and loyal fan base through her social media channels. With a total reach of 4.7 million people, Ellie is able to stay in contact with her fans on a daily basis by engaging with people who enjoy being a part of her journey. With Ellie being so passionate about pursuing her own goals and empowering the people around her, it has been this interaction with the people following her journey that has been one of the driving forces behind the creation of her YouTube channel and many other projects she works on. Which implies that she thinks her life, her work has inspired 4.5 million people to follow her on instagram and facebook… When in reality, 75% of her audience is fake (she gets 8,000 likes per picture out of 1.5 million “fans”)…while More importantly, which translates to “I post aggressive pictures of me being a slut and dudes everywhere around the world passively follow me because they like sluts. No, I’m not talented, No, I’m not accomplished, yes, I post half naked pics and dudes love that shit enough to follow”…. Now she’s in Treats!, naked for free, trying to next level herself…because dreams come true… Let me leave you with some Ellie Gonsalves Bullshit words of wisdom, especially when you check out her social media and see how bootleg / low level she is: There is something extremely beautiful about a woman who goes after what she wants with confidence and a vision to be a better version of herself than she was yesterday.” The post Ellie Gonsalves for Treats! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Treats! Magazine is some Sugar Daddy run magazine and party planners in Los Angeles, who I guess get funded by rich guys to throw parties featuring some of the many gold digging hookers who move to LA thinking they deserve to get famous, getting addicted to the rich person life, only to basically end up a prostitue.. Ellie Gonsalves is one of the girls who hangs out with rich guys because they find her hot, and probably cart her around and humor her into thinking she is her own person, with her own career, so that when she spends their money, she feels less like a hooker. I decided to google Elle Gonsalves, because I’m a journalist….but not really…and I found her own bio talking about how great she is and all her low level accomplishments.. Most interestingly she wrote: Ellie has acquired an incredible following and loyal fan base through her social media channels. With a total reach of 4.7 million people, Ellie is able to stay in contact with her fans on a daily basis by engaging with people who enjoy being a part of her journey. With Ellie being so passionate about pursuing her own goals and empowering the people around her, it has been this interaction with the people following her journey that has been one of the driving forces behind the creation of her YouTube channel and many other projects she works on. Which implies that she thinks her life, her work has inspired 4.5 million people to follow her on instagram and facebook… When in reality, 75% of her audience is fake (she gets 8,000 likes per picture out of 1.5 million “fans”)…while More importantly, which translates to “I post aggressive pictures of me being a slut and dudes everywhere around the world passively follow me because they like sluts. No, I’m not talented, No, I’m not accomplished, yes, I post half naked pics and dudes love that shit enough to follow”…. Now she’s in Treats!, naked for free, trying to next level herself…because dreams come true… Let me leave you with some Ellie Gonsalves Bullshit words of wisdom, especially when you check out her social media and see how bootleg / low level she is: There is something extremely beautiful about a woman who goes after what she wants with confidence and a vision to be a better version of herself than she was yesterday.” The post Ellie Gonsalves for Treats! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve written a lot of pretty funny, amazing, genius things about this Bella Thorne girl, but luckily no one reads this site, so I can say it again, and also, can one Bella Thorne, at what I assume will be a 50 plus compound in Florida in the next 8 years, when she fades away when the world finds out she’s in her 40s, pretending to be 18 and it is working because people are such morons these days, they believe everything they are told because they want to believe… She’s a Florida trash hippie child, exploited by her parents, unless she’s the mom who was doing the exploiting trying to prove a point to her hipster daughters, that are now her hipster sisters, who tried to make it and didn’t quite make it are actually her kids…you can never know with white trash… Well, she looks good for 40, and the papaprazzi and perverts everywhere who I guess watched her shitty Disney Show are all about her..so let’s celebrate her success…in her tight skirt.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Walking on the Mean Streets of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is a great video that I saw on WWTDD , a site written by someone who seems to be equally frustrated with the state of the world as me… We’ve been hearing all this politically correct nonsense, people like me are called bigots, or misogynists, or cyber bullies….as the world gets softer and softer. People forget that survival of the fittest is the human condition, and trying to alter that in an overly accepting, easily offended world….a world where the same person will say Mexican Food is racist, boycot Mexican Restaurants…then 5 minutes later say Support the illegals in their new life…then a week later when alone with their friends…crack some Mexican joke…even though jokes are bad…. We are in this world of “holier than thou”…write nice things, fight for the rights of everyone, but in doing that inclusion, you’re actually segregating people….by compartmentalizing them…not to mention you’re a fucking hypocrite…because when not making a facebook post, you’re just as racist as you are genetically programmed to be.. This world of “you can’t fail a kid”…or “you can’t award someone first place”…is just an idea of utopia that has gone totally off the rails and out of hand… To the point where a filmmaker like this guy, can go to Yale…one of the most presitigious schools and convince 50 people to sign an petition against the First Ammendment… This is the future…. Amendment I Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. The post College Kids are Idiots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Woman Throws Coffee on Customer I heard about this Zombie Nativity Scene Last Week and It’s Amazing Californian Cop Shoots Unarmed Drunk Driver in the Neck after he Flipped His car in an accident that killed his wife… The Well of Death Hilarious Police Training Video Nothing Says Christmas Like a Driveby Shooting Car Accident View of People Not Wearing their Seatbelt…Crazy The post Morning in Florida and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
He’s also a Man in a wig…or a Man on female hormones…or a man just cracking to the pressure Hollywood puts on a girl about her appearance or a man who is fucked up thanks to taking growth hormones in the 70s, who confuses his feelings with those of wanting to be a woman, identifying with a woman, but not actually chopping his dick off to be as close to a woman as possible, just in case he wants to go back to where he comes from. I was accused of being transphobic, the girl actually called me transphobic because I called a trans person a tranny…because that’s what we call them, at least in porn and the idea that a word to describe a chick with a dick, a concept in and of itself totally absurd and insane, is considered derogatory…but then I remember everything in the world is considered derogatory and I must force myself to ignore and embrace the comedy in this. I love this family photo of Brody Jenner,someone who has fucked more instagram models because he’s Brody Jenner and star of “the hills”, his mom, who looks more like a man thanks to shitty surgery and menopause, than his dad who has tits… I love that even Caitlyn Bruce Jenner said somethings that’s gone viral because it was disrespectful and insensitive to people who actually struggle with their gender…about not wanting to be “man in a dress”….because it is in it for wrong reasons…or superficial reasons…but in his defence the girls he has been surrounded by all this time are vapid superficial twats…and like the transphobic accuser said…who am I to say what Cailtyn Jenner is feeling…well I do know Caityln Bruce Jenner and its Gender is a shameless joker…and that’s what matters.. Nothing says Christmas like this… Read it’s statement HERE …. The post Caitlyn Jenner Is Not a Man in a Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Last week, I had an argument with a girl about Adriana Lima losing her edge by gaining a whole lot of other things, like her barrel body…that isn’t really something you’d expect from a lingerie model, but definitely something you’d expect from a mom who keeps fit at the gym when her husband is at work making money to pay for her expensive life… I guess what I’m saying is that I am a firm believer in throwing in the towel, retiring, doing other things that involve being clothed, because younger girls…just look better than older women…in underwear…no matter how many millions of dollars are left on the contract, it’s not worth the humilation… I guess it’s possible these are just bad pics… The post Adriana Lima Thick for Cover Girl Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
celeber.ru I am old…and I remember Cheryl Cole…and I guess she’s still around and doing things that only her audience would really grasp…a 2016 Calendar…seeing as the new generation, or really anyone under the age of 30 only knows Calendar to be the name of an app, and it lost the photoshoot integration that anyone over 30 will remember, because one of the shittiest most common gifts at a secret Santa was a fucking Calendar… Whether it was a Glamour model, a breed of dogs, or kittens, there was a fucking Calendar for it…whether it was self produced or done by Hallmark, there was a Calendar for it..but there’s no need for that anymore.. But I guess no one told this Girls Aloud, Soccer Wife, turned Soccer Divorcee and host of the X-Factor, who I think is still hot as fuck that…and I guess that’s a good thing, because seeing any hot girl pose for what looks like an instagram photoshoot is just a 3 on 10 in exciting…and 3 on 10 in exciting is better than 1 on 10 in exciting… This is cheesy as fuck, but I guess when I read it was a Calendar Shoot, I should have anticipated that…because in 2015 the idea of a Calendar is more of a joke than anything….so here it is… The post Cheryl Cole’s Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
