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Gisele Bundchen, Lindsay Vonn, Misty Copeland for Under Armor of the DAy

Here are some relatively unimpressive, even boring pictures of Gisele, a known athlete in the sport of underwear modeling….for Under Armor…but luckily unlike other brands, Under Armor was smart enough to recruit actual athletes for the campaign, because there is nothing I hate more than seeing models model shit that doesn’t make sense for them to model, like fitness gear, even if they’ve moved away from eating disorder to boxing or a daily pilates class, and even if they are strong or fit enough to compete, they are still fucking models, so keep them posing in panties…not functional gear…. I mean there’s very little erotic in this, but why not celebrate billion dollar bands who don’t give me money like an asshole, because American loves advertising campaigns, everything is a fucking ad for something, so why not participate and not get paid because I am a Canadian and we are non confrontational like that. The post Gisele Bundchen, Lindsay Vonn, Misty Copeland for Under Armor of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Culpo in Treats of the Day

She was Miss USA, and Nick Jonas’ girlfriend…and I guess now naked in a magaizne…that is a magazine, but really only for the sake of luring in hot girls in LA to shoot naked, because it makes it seem more legit, when really the objective is to just get them naked for shoots, like most of these instagram photographers are doing with these instagram models, it’s a good excuse to get girls naked…and to see girls you’d otherwise not see naked…only for TREATS!, it’s recruiting for sugar babies and sugar daddies….making it seem much more high end… It’s like not your bootleg hipster nude shoot, this shit is in Mansions while rich dudes finance it and watch… The post Olivia Culpo in Treats of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jojo on the Stripper Pole of the Day

I know that Jojo Levesque really doesn’t matter, whether she was jailbait pop star for 5 minutes or not, before disappearing for a decade, only to come back to the weirdos who are still into her from when she was jailbait, because they don’t know how to get over thngs and move on, people like you…. I figure, why not draw attention to her stripper pole moves she posted to instagram where she calls herself “Translucent Brown Sugar”…I guess her nickname for all the black dudes who fucked her to call her….or maybe that’s her stage name in her back-up plan of career if this singing thing doesn’t happen a second time…since it is hard to strike gold twice…but I guess she has 500k followers so she can always be an instagram model..she’s Jojo…whatever the fuck that means A video posted by JoJo (@translucentbrownsugar) on Jul 10, 2015 at 11:31am PDT The post Jojo on the Stripper Pole of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alyssia McGoogan by Alessandro Casagrande Nude of the Day

Alessandro Casagrande is a big TUMBLR photographer and tumblr is the future, because tumblr is better designed and makes more fucking sense than Instagram, and I believe they will win this war against instagram, when people realize that TUMBLR lets you post nudes…and that’s something I’ve been doing and been penalized for fucking ever…maybe one day…brands will say “holy fuck, pussy isn’t just for fucking behind my wife’s back at the office, it’s can be compelling content also”….asshole ad agency cocksuckers.. That said, I assume he’s from Italy, but I don’t fucking know, I just geographically locate people by their name….I am a bigot like that… I don’t know who the model Alyssia McGoogan, but she’s naked in “artistic” poses….that aren’t really artistic, but are still not porn, so it’s grey area perfection I love…so let’s just encourage her to continue…cuz without that…we got nothing…but the girls willing to fuck us naked and that is a terribly, horribly, scary thing to look at… The post Alyssia McGoogan by Alessandro Casagrande Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tiffany Trump is the Future of the Day

Tiffany Trump is the Trump that no one pays attention to, despite being the one who is still 21 and making noise around herself, and not just with her shitty song: But with her Instagram modeling, that has led her to hang out with other LA rich kids, who go by the name “rich kids of instagram”….because Trumps are always classy like that…you know shameless, loud, flaunting assholes who like to brag because American Royalty is still white trash…obviously… I always encourage the future President’s daughters to post butt shots on the internet, but I guess I encourage all girls to post butt shots on the internet, and when your mom is Marla Maples, a Gold Digger, like so many Gold Diggers before her, you’re a little more Kim Kardashian…than you are anything else.. That said, her body is good, her face mangled…a little chin implant, or maybe it is dental work, is all she needs to be the kind of girl I would pay 50 dollars to plug my skinny tea product on her social media… All this to say, who cares about washed up Ivanka…Tiffany is the future and she’s already got the obnoxious stripper name for it…I’m in love The post Tiffany Trump is the Future of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristen Stewart Thighs for Marie Claire of the Day

Kristen Stewart was rumored to be a lesbian, thanks to her mom saying she’s a lesbian… I can’t imagine anyone being shocked, you know with the fact that she looks like she’d be a lesbian…but not any lesbian, the kind of lesbian who wears a strap on dick so that she can feel like she has a cock every time she grabs her crotch lesbian…that or some inbred, unshowered hick who has been fucked by her dad as it is their family tradition…which I am not sure whether the two are related or not…but let’s just assume they are…. Well, here’s her upper thigh for Marie Claire, the same upper thigh she either wraps around her bitch’s neck and/or that she uses to scissor with…because lesbians only have two moves… The post Kristen Stewart Thighs for Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicky Hilton Wedding Upskirt of the Day

Apparently Nicky Hilton got married this past weekend, I can assume no one cared, there was no real buzz around it, because she’s always been the quiet, less interesting sister in the shadow of her evil sister Paris, but I guess that doesn’t mean she couldn’t take a lesson from her sister, in one last attempt to make some noise and say “Hey Look At Me”…since she know the wedding alone wasn’t good enough….so she flashed her panties in typical Hilton fashion…only I guess in Paris’ case,her panties are more toxic and sometimes made of labia….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nicky Hilton Wedding Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicky Hilton Wedding Upskirt of the Day

Apparently Nicky Hilton got married this past weekend, I can assume no one cared, there was no real buzz around it, because she’s always been the quiet, less interesting sister in the shadow of her evil sister Paris, but I guess that doesn’t mean she couldn’t take a lesson from her sister, in one last attempt to make some noise and say “Hey Look At Me”…since she know the wedding alone wasn’t good enough….so she flashed her panties in typical Hilton fashion…only I guess in Paris’ case,her panties are more toxic and sometimes made of labia….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nicky Hilton Wedding Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ana Beatriz Barros for L’Officiel Russia of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros is a Brazilian who has done some shit for Sports Illustrated, Vicotria’s Secret and a bunch of other shit over the last few decades as a model. She started at 16….shit She’s 6 foot tall, 32, and I guess still trying to prove that not all 6 foot tall Brazilians have penises…it’s her life work… There was a minute when Ana Beatriz Barros was all the rage…you know doing Victoria’s Secret….back in the early 2000s…but I guess that was a while ago…even if it seems to have been a lifetime ago… But she doesn’t seem to be out of practice in wearing a bikini in an erotic way….because it requires very little talent, anyone can do it, just check out instagram, it’s easy…and one of the worlds best scams before instagram overthrew it… Now all we need to do is prove that acting is a scam, and my work here will be done…and what better way to wait for that to happen than to look at old, tall model tits with nipples for a magazine…like it was 14 years ago… The post Ana Beatriz Barros for L’Officiel Russia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ana Beatriz Barros for L’Officiel Russia of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros is a Brazilian who has done some shit for Sports Illustrated, Vicotria’s Secret and a bunch of other shit over the last few decades as a model. She started at 16….shit She’s 6 foot tall, 32, and I guess still trying to prove that not all 6 foot tall Brazilians have penises…it’s her life work… There was a minute when Ana Beatriz Barros was all the rage…you know doing Victoria’s Secret….back in the early 2000s…but I guess that was a while ago…even if it seems to have been a lifetime ago… But she doesn’t seem to be out of practice in wearing a bikini in an erotic way….because it requires very little talent, anyone can do it, just check out instagram, it’s easy…and one of the worlds best scams before instagram overthrew it… Now all we need to do is prove that acting is a scam, and my work here will be done…and what better way to wait for that to happen than to look at old, tall model tits with nipples for a magazine…like it was 14 years ago… The post Ana Beatriz Barros for L’Officiel Russia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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