I wonder if the most pathetic thing about my existence is that I peaked in 2008 when I fondled Lady Gaga’s fishnet wearing ass…right before she became super fucking famous…despite being ugly, lame, and a lie…without her knowledge or consent…but randomly like the predator I am….even though I loved every second of it…. But I am pretty sure sure there is far more pathetic about me…including, but not limited, to me posting her bikini pics from facebook…. The post Lady Gaga’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Melina Martin. I’ve never heard of her, but she’s a pretty big moddel…with 100,000 fans on instagram…making me feel out of touch, since I’ve never heard of her, despite doing this daily, but 100,000 instagram people have…I’m so pathetic…I mean not that we needed Melina Martin or her nipples for fashion to determine that…I mean if I did know who she was I’d feel as pathetic…it’s a lose /lose situation…and I’m the top loser…which I guess in ways is winning at something. Go me! No…go look at Melina Martin nipples for fashion..the way nipples are supposed to be used… The post Melina Martin by Sigurd Grünberger for UK Glamour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emma Stone is boring and so are these pics for WSJ magazine…so why am I posting it? Because..why do I post any of this nonsense, it’s all garbage bullshit used to sell product, or fill movie seats, using puppets that aren’t even as hot as they should be, considering they are puppets, making the whole operation seem lazy as fuck… It’s like if I was an evil corporation or film company, I would create stars out of the hottest things I could find, not some dumpy, flat chested, awkward, looking like she had asthma and was allergic to everything, the weirdo lesbian in the high school her hippie stage parents probably pulled her out of….to make her into Emma Stone… Maybe I am looking too deep into this…but when not naked…I get annoyed…it’s like why do I even notice you…non-nude overpaid Emma Stone….because I am maniupulated into your lies… The post Emma Stone for WSJ Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here is evidence that all this shit is a scam….because Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift should be rivals, it makes making shitty pop music for a retard audience more entertaining if they hate each other…rather than best fucking friends who are levarging their audiences to help each other sell albums…in a “we’re the fucking illuminati”…kind of way… This “we all like each other”…pop star, model, instagram celebrity shit…annoys me because you know that they all talk shit on each other, are jealous of each other, but show face to make money, because they have no fucking souls… It’s like there is no authenticity is this world…but at least when they are together you can cross refrence both their asses, Selena’s turning 30 year old mexican mom of Two…and Taylor’s looking more like a model… And whatever is going on here…I know one thing and that thing is these girls make too much money….and represent all that is wrong in the world… Here is some possible Selena Cameltoe… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift Manipulating the Media Comparing Assses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Karrueche Tran is in a bathing suit…and more interestingly enough…she’s not getting beat up by Chris Brown…which would probably make these pictures more interesting….but she is milking the fact that she dates Chris Brown…mocking us…because if she didn’t date him, and wasn’t in the media every day because of him, she’d probably be a little more graphic in her crotch shots…as no one would know who she was, would love her, would care about her, or talk about how crazy it is for a girl to date a “woman beater” assuming Rihanna is a woman, something that hasn’t been confirmed yet, as Caitlin Jenner’s more ladylike than her, even if he’s just putting on a show for ratings… Right…. What the fuck does this have to do with Karrueche Tran?…Who cares…more importanttly….who the fuck is Karrueche Tran. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Karrueche Tran in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Alba is a billionaire, or the figurehead of a billion dollar company..that she has 20 percent of and that is worth a billion dollars in part due to her celebrity endorsement… You would think she’d have a personal photographer, or assistant who can take a fucking picture, because this YOGA party she went to, probably for publicity reasons, looks like it was shot on a Motorolla Razr, the first phone I got nude pics from a phone back in 2006….before everyone had a sex tape production team in their pocket…when nudes were special… Either way, she’s in a sports bra… The post Billionaire ALba in a Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think we’ve established that everything is prostitution. We are all whores, even when we aren’t actual whores. Whether you are getting fucked up the ass in a gang bang at a frat party for a free t-shirt or social acceptance….or sucking off an old guy for an allowance…or working the street for your next hit…or going into a shitty 9-5 job where you are working for some rich asshole just exploiting you for some shitty salary you accept because you are in debt. Some of us are just better at whoring than others. Either they make more money at it, or they do it without really getting herpes or raped by anyone… Like Gisele, she’s just a whore for fashion brands that pay her stupid money to show up and take pics and pretend to like the products, while she’s much better than other Brazilian hookers you may have access to. She may be a whore for Tom Brady also, but based on the rumors…that kind of whoring involves making babies, in exchange for fucking him up the ass with a strap on….but I could be wrong… Here are some long legs…from last year’s campaign….that looks the same as this year’s campaign…maximizing Gisele… The post Gisele Ass for Shoe Company of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a bullshit campaign starring Selena Gomez and her fat face for Pantene shampoo…that makes me laugh… Not because she’s a whore for a brand and will do anything for a brand, but because she tries to convince us otherwise…in her three reasons why she loves being brand ambassador for Pantene… Her three reasons she was fed….are: 1- She’s used it her whole life? I am sure she’s never used another Shampoo. I’m sure Pantene was in her shower at all times…for her entire existence…and that she never used expensive shampoo her hair stylists who don’t touch Pantene and it’s chemical filled shit…..LIES. 2- Their message for women and what they represent is so what she embodies and that she wants her fan to know…..which is that strong women are beuatiful or something equally nonsnse and anyone who believes that this is an idiot…I mean even Selena, who is getting paid to be there and is a trained actor fumbles her words on this one… I mean Pantene is owned by evil corporation P & G, I am sure their bullshit “girls are strong” marketing message, coupled with throwing millions at Selena to do this, is less about celebrating strong women and more about increasing shraeholder value… Bullshit… 3- It’s fun?….It’s so fun? Playing with your hair is fun? Are you fucking joking…who wrote this shit… Ads would be far more interesting if she said: My three reasons for doing this are: 1- They offered me lots of money and I like money. 2- I don’t care about the brand or product, but I do like money and they offered me money. 3- Money is fun…. Money. TO SEE HER IN SOME OUTFIT AT AN EVENT HERE ARE SOME PICS /a> The post Selena Gomez Fat Face For Hair Company of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Lady Gaga is on vacation. It’s a rough life scamming the general public who was at one point in time desperate for a leader who represent progress, even if it was a lie and she wasn’t authentic at all, but rather a flash in the pan that worked for a minute, made her money and that people just sort of moved on from. I’m sure she’s still got the core fan base, she may even be a talented musician / singer, but she knew her looks alone wouldn’t get her where she needed to go, so she just dancing monkey-ed herself…and it was all distracting…getting naked, showing her ass, anything to avoid that face… Well, now she’s on vacation, in a skimpy bikini, reminding me that I am all about fat chicks now, the rounder the better, partially because girls are getting fatter and fatter and what was once fat is now below average in size…but also because a juicy fat ass speaks to me on an animalistic level… But then again, Gaga’s always been thick…before she was famous she did a small show at a club in Canada, and I somehow fondled her ass without her realizing it…from the other side of some bottle service booth she was at…and that juicy was solid…and ever since….pretty much her entire career..I’ve totally been down with her ass that looks sloppy, that is the size of sloppy, but that felt like 18 and fit…even though she wasn’t… So hate all she represents, call her out for her scam, point out her thick thighs the hip hop world will embrace…but that round ass…even if attached to the worst thing ever…will always be a winner to me… She’s so disgusting – it’s hot…. The post Lady Gaga’s Bikini Monster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Hilary Cruz (@hilarycarolcruz) on Mar 26, 2015 at 9:05am PDT In 2007, Hilary Cruz was named Miss Teen USA…. In 2015, Hilary Cruz has accomplished nothing but being Miss Teen USA in 2007…. I know how Ryan Secarest works, only because he’s a typical short man over achiever…working 18 hours a day being some robot Dick Clarke, producing and involved in some of the most low level shit, living out his dream of being the big man on campus, all while probably thinking he’s fucking god based on his massive bank account from smut peddling the Kardashians and really himself… He’s on drugs, he buys women, he dates girls he can act like a hero to, he is sleazy as fuck… There is no way a squeaky clean, rich as fuck, asshole like Seacrest is just a good guy…and I guess there is no way, a girl with fake lips and tits, rocking the LA circuit, who hasn’t ever done anything, but who does have half naked pics on the iitnernet, is anything but a hooker rich guys pass around.. Well I guess the good news is that she can always get pregnant…and she probably will..because her fake modeling career is going no where, and this kind of link-up is a good one.. All this to say, who cares what Seacrest sticks his dick in, he’s garbage…and one day will be exposed… All these hookers are so repetitive…all the fucking same..and the rich guys fucking love them… Here are some pics from her fake photoshoots for no brands whatsoever in playing make-belief in hopes of getting a daddy! If you botox right, hang in the right circles, and play your cards right…it’s bound to work out for you! Dreams do come true. . The post Hilary Cruz is the Sugar Baby of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
