Anyone who has dated a girl who has a sister, and possibly some of you who have sisters, will know that sister fetishes are a totally normal thing… This can include wanting to see sisters go at each other…like a couple of lesbians showing off the moves their dad taught them to entertain his bowling team buddies…you know just masturbating together for attention because girls love attention… It can also include wanting to fuck the sister of the girl you’re fucking, even if she’s not as hot, not that you ever end up with the hot sister, loser…because fucking girls from the same family…seems bad… Making these Hadid Sisters…milking the attention they are getting…touching each other…like their media / fame whore / money grubbing Los Angeles based family taught them….and I find it hot…because 2 are better than 1…. The post Hadid Sisters are the Sister Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nick Minaj….is in Cosmo this month…where she probably discusses a whole lot of bullshit, because Nicki Minaj is bullshit…she’s some acting school, casting couch, creation to reach a hole in the market Lady Gaga made, you know a circus clown weirdo….who eventually because Lil Kim…in a weird turn from bubble gum pop…to rapping about the quivering of her asshole while being eaten out…thanks to the world being sexed the fuck out… Well, throughout the whole thing, she went from fat chick to fat tits and fat ass….and I guess here are the vanilla and boring teeny bopper pics… When what I think is more interesting, is that according to her instagram it looks like Nicki Minaj is single…thanks to rappers fucking groupies and getting caught…not that I find Nicki Minaj’s sex life, love life, personal life, professional life, her music…or anything about her interesting… The post Nicki Minaj is Single for Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Allie DeBerry…the sweeter the fruit… She’s a girl of the church, at least that is what I assume when she posts bible proverbs to her instagram bio…along with ass pictures.. Proverb 31:25 – She is clothed with strength and dignity; she can laugh at the days to come. Yes…I love the misguided bible thumping weirdos, who think their whoring is a work of god, and that fate will come her way…especially when they are coupled with ass pictures… She was on a Disney show, so we can assume that the Texan with stage parents, knows quite about whoring for the lord, as some of the most corrupt people are these weirdo evangelicals… I get where she’s going with this “higher purpose”….and I like it…even if it’s totally contradictory and insane…but I guess you can’t ask too much out of vapid sheltered half retards…just focus on the slutty… Her boyfriend is Tyler Beede from the SF Giants…who also posts bible verses on his shit… who are these people….his reads: 2 Corinthians 5:17 – Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, the new creation has come:[a] The old has gone, the new is here! I assume their sex is really distorted as he is railing her ass…while Jesus watches..unfortunately not this Jesus, cuz I’m down.. All this to say, this is more interesting than Kim Kardashian’s second pregnancy, unless her second pregnancy ends with complications that leave her dead…. The post Allie DeBerry Ass Picture for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on May 21, 2015 at 6:27am PDT Jessica Alba was a hardly talented, but hot, actress who never got naked but who people fucking loved, probably not because she’s a Mexican, since no one likes Mexicans…who trapped her boyfriend at the time, who had just dumped her, Cash Warren, by getting pregnant and forcing him to do the right thing and be a dad to the kids…which worked out nicely for him, because he linked her up with some tech geniuses who were able to build a brand off of her, and all she had to do was promote it… Sure, part of the marketing campaign was that she worked 86 hours a week and built it from the ground up, but I have people who know people, who know people, and apparently, she was definitely present at the office, but she never really handled anything, or made any decisions.. It was just a spokes modeling contract that worked in this dot com tech wild west where anyone can become a billionaire…with the right team and 20% equity in something… I am not saying she doesn’t deserve to be worth 200 million dollars, at least she took her celebrity and followed the american capitalist dream to make stupid fucking money…like she was Ashton Kutcher… I am just saying, who the fuck cares…the real discussions should be “where are her tits!!”…billioare or not..I want to see her tits…because I’m old..and remember when she actually mattered… I’m not impressed by any of this, it doesn’t matter to me..or really to any of you….great, you’re a fucking evil billion dollar corporation that manipulated idiots into her lie…now where are the tits? She was already rich and living the rich life…before this…not to mention, why isn’t the Brian Lee…the founder of LegalZoom and ShoeDazzle, who runs the fucking company….oh probably worth more than Alba’s 200 million take….why isn’t he on the cover? Oh right, because that would fuck up the marketing campaign that involves Alba being the face…now where are the tits? All this to say, this is more interesting than Kim Kardashian’s second pregnancy, unless her second pregnancy ends with complications that leave her dead…. The post Jessica Alba’s 200 Million Dollar Humping of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Test tube baby Josephine Skriver proves yet again that genetically modified humans, unlike their food counterparts, are much more substantial and good to look at than regular in utero born babies…especially when those test tube babies are made from gay scientists and some lesbian…because they are raised to be fabulous, to look fabulous, to dress fabulous, and to get into modeling to be fabulous…the poster child for the experiment we can consider a success..all funded by Victoria’s Secret… I’m a fan of this future technology. I need it for my basement, you know to give my captives friends that no one will notice are missing.. The post Josephine Skriver for Vanity Fair Italy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hilary Duff is promoting a new album. This is what happens when a mom of one gets a divorce…at really any age, you know focusing on either her career, or trying to get as much male attention as possible by getting naked, half naked, putting on a push up bra, and hitting the night clubs or party scene, to fill the void that is her vagina, thanks to spending a solid few years in what is pretty much prison, even if that prison involved cheating on your significant other on a regular basis….is still a fucking prison because you have to deal with the motherfucker… Anyway, she’s still got it going on, but she may want to look into a new graphic designer, because this shit looks bootleg and from the back of something you’d pick up in China town…but you’ll still jerk off to it because…you’re weird. The post Hilary Duff Has a New Album of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Josepehine Skriver is a science experiment gone right. Her gay father who is also a marine biologist made her using some lesbian’s egg and his sperm in what I assume was his aquarium lab…up on some genetic freak research…and she’s currently making moves in the fashion industry…like the freak at the freakshow she is…at least to God fearing religious weirdos who don’t believe in science… That said, like all novelties, whether it is King Kong, or whatever, rich people want to adopt it as their own, and bring it out to their parties, which has worked out well for this one…as the Jenner girls and I assume Taylor Swift…have BFFed her… The world is a weird place…but Josepehine Skriver …is amazing….even if she makes me want to do weird things..to her naughty place…. The post Josepehine Skriver for H&M of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Tisdale is in Health Magazine, which is a good thing, because without health and fitness, Ashley Tisdale is nothing but a busted up, botched plastic surgery face, that somehow convinced the world into thinking she was hot, thanks to Disney, their PR team, and her pretending to be 16, despite being in her 30s at the time… I guess a great, fit, willing and able body…is functional enough to make it in hollywood, and this Health Magazine shoot, is kinda hot…in a more porny than health and fitness kind of way… The post Ashley Tisdale BTS of Health Magazine Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus took a few wig wearing selfies, in what is one of those standard selfie poses, chin relaxed and aimed upwards, mouth half opened, lips pouted…in what reminds me of sex, but only because of her half open eyes, because that’s just the kind of sex I’ve had…we call it “half dead”…but not dead enough to be considered a necrophiliac…but dead enough to be considered a rapist if you’re a feminist, and a “grey area” rapist…if you’re a normal person… That said, she’s in wigs, doing some tranny things, topless and in tank top, with some titties…all being weird with zit cream…and there’s a fetish in here…because I want to lick whatever this is…but in my defence I’m a Miley fan…I think whatever she is doing…is good. The post Miley Cyrus Selfie Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There is a fetish in this…and there is a nightmare in this… Dudes historically love Mom/Daughter sex….I know dudes who have been in situations where they were either dating the mom and fucked the daughter…or vice versa…I do not know people who have fucked mom and daughter at the same time, but I do know they make porn about that…so mom daughter is a thing….whether it is Demi or Rumer…or your neighbors…it’s got an element of hot and naughty… I guess it just depends on who you are, how weird you are, or how much of a Demi Moore fan you are, because you fell in love with her in ghost, or Striptease and haven’t been able to move on from it because that’s what being a socially awkward loser in his 40s is all about… But the fact is that even with all her plastic surgery, mom trying to be daughter, dressed like daughter, jealous of daughter because she fears aging thanks to being a hollywood twat…is not hot…it is creepy…and probably something you can find in your hometown via Yoga Pants. What this is missing is less clothes…but more importanlty…more spread asshole…cuz I prefer comparing mom/daughter genitals over matching outfits…call me weird…because I am… Here’s some Rumer Ass… The post Rumer Willis and Demi Moore Dressed the Same of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
