When a genetically modified future human – who was created in a lab by her weird gay biologist dad – and sold off to the modeling world of panty modeling – because he selected all the best traits for her when genetically modifying her.. Well, they have now taken her to learn golf… It’s like watcing an AI finally come into it’s own, before it violently dies of cancer from being a fucking creature created in a lab…instead of one created by your God, your lord and savior…the invisible man who is anti-abortion…. The post Josephine Skriver’s Golf Fetish Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This aspiring instagram model seems thirsty. I am sure she’d send you pics of her feed for some money to buy her a drink…to quench this shit…you know so she doesn’t have to lick shower curtains to stay hydrated… The post Someone Get This Thirsty Bitch a Drink of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Haley Kalil was featured in the 2018 SI Model Search…..which basically means that she was bundled with 400 people trying to live out their dreams….while being preyed on by Sports Illustrated to repost…and tag them It is instagram / social media marketing / survival…. Get as many idiots as you can tagging you so you are seen as relevant to the Instagram machine….and relevance is what makes you money with adverstisers… So exploit these dumb cunts…and get them doing your “street team”…shit. Pretty slutty… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Haley Kalil Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Rosie Huntington Whiteley, the celebrity fucking, titty showing model who has made at least one baby with Jason Strathem, the bald action star bald people like, because he gives them hope..he motivates you bald fucks to work out, take up martial arts, and get rich, because those things combined off-set male pattern baldness, and create an environment where top models, like Rosie Huntington Whiteley…a fashion model who despite being so uppity and classy….busted out the titties. I assume this is her promoting some of her own bullshit…make that money when you can, where you can….and if only every mom was this rich, hot, and worth looking at half naked….right. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rosie Huntington Whiteley Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Spring Break Forever motherfuckers.. I don’t know if Spring Break is still going on, but it’s gotta be, since Spring Break Forever motherfuckers.. I do know that Spring Break is inspiring, a time to strip down all your winter depression and down as much alochol as possible, in efforts to get some fucking AIDS or some shit…it’s not a death sentence… I do know that even when you’re an old married fuck, you can strategically plan your Spring Break trip around young hot college girls in bikinis…and you’ll be entertained in your fold out beach chair you got at Costco or at the community Bingo last summer, too old to get noticed by the bikini girls, making your creeping on them a stealth operation…. I also know that whether you Spring Break or just Jerk off to Spring Break content or not, you should probably do it while wearing a HANGOVER PATCH ….not the most conventional cure to a hangover but hey if it helps you fight off that 72 hour hangover it’s worth a try…cuz hangovers suck. Just yesterday I drank a bottle of sour tasting wine, that I wondered whether I lost my taste for wine, of it it was just rancid….only to have the gnarliest (that’s spring break talk for craziest) hangover ever…I was fucking puking, shitting fire, and migrained yesterday…..because I wasn’t wearing my hangover patch and or because I am dying thanks to hard living all these years.. Point being, don’t be like me in any aspect of your life…Look at me and see all that is wrong with the world…listen to my advice that comes from experience at failing at life…use me as an inspiration as to how not to act….But listen to me when I say….try the hangover patch, because I didn’t, and I got sick…. So GET YOURS NOW ….we’re offering a PROMO…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Spring Break Forever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
They say…this is Florida woman’s maternity photo includes alligator, shotgun, Bud Light… You know in this “Florida Man” / “Florida Woman” we live in…because Florida is fucking trash, the people all crackheads or cubans….a glorious place to spend your time amongst big fake tits that remind you of 1997….the glory years. I am convinced this is Ariel Winter’s maternity photo…cuz this is exactly what she looks like…fat pregnant Florida trash with a sense of humor…. The post Ariel Winter’s Maternity Photo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Fran Halsall is an olympic swimmer… I don’t know anything about Olympic swimming, other than Michael Phelps and his Speedos, and for obvious different reasons than why I would know who this chick is, those reasons purely sexual… I don’t know anything about sports, even women’s sports, because I find women athletes to be pretty fucking dude-like and that’s not exciting to me. Plus they can outrun me, not that I run, but more reason to avoid those who can run….. I do know that there’s rumors or a stereotype around the swim team at high schools and colleges everywhere, for having the sluttiest of girls on their teams. Maybe it’s the level of fitness, leanness, high testosterone, half nakedness, fully shaved bodies…..I don’t have the answers….I just know they like showing each other their cunts in the changing room…. I also know that if this is the pro swimmer, her nakedness not all that different than her training outfit, or what sh wears in the lockerroom after practice…they are a comfortable with their body people…so let’s check out her body….of an athlete..not quite the body I’d want to ejaculate to. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Possibly Fran Halsall Nudes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Toni Garrn is the German lingerie model – who may have worked for Victoria’s Secret at some point in her slutty half naked career…. She’s probably best known for being one of the girls that Leo DiCaprio pretended was his girlfriend, as part of his Publicity Spin to prove to the world he’s not a queer. I think they call them beards…I would say she’s got the ass that would lead a dude like Leo into the darkside, the darkside being the backside of men or trannies, looking for excitement in their narcissistic lives…knowing that it’s just too easy, even at 50 years old, to get bitches like this to throw their vaginas at them…. You know, a product of Eugenics maybe, a girl with the taste of rich and fame, getting half naked to keep her name out there, her lifestyle up the fat wallet, deep pockets paying her…as all these whores strive for… She looks good though…whether she was fired from Victoria’s Secret or not…it’s actually better that she was fired so she has a damaged ego…which is how you want your hot models. Insecure. The post Toni Garrn Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Olivia Culpo got her tits on… You may not know who Olivia Culpo and that’s ok. She really doesn’t matter and is not famous, despite what she may think about herself….which I know, because I know girls, is likely really really fucking highly of herself…You know like she’s a creator, an influencer, a blogger, a trendsetter…when really she’s a bitch who fucked a Jonas Brother, before a series of NFL players, who now exists on social media, so she wants more of the world to know about her, she wants to grow her audience, and there is only one way to do that…TITS…people love tits…give the people what they want while pretending you’re a leader in style, so brands pay you to go to their dumb events…..in a what came first, the Olivia Culpo brand name that no one really knows…or the tits….my money is on the tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Olivia Culpo Got Them Tits On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Rihanna Titties Lookin’ Old should be the name of her next Single… It’s like Umbrella-Ella-Ella-Eh…only after all that money’s been made, the good life has been executed and is in full force, and the need to be hot and fit out the window because you’ve become a legend…far from the prostitute working the Barbados Karaoke bar to get tourist men to fuck her before being shipped to NYC to become Rihanna…she’s no longer a shanty living, daughter of a Garbage man…she’s primo…the richest bitch on the Island she was once a zero on…. So old and fat or not….she’s got her tits out in a bikini top and it’s good enough for me…. The post Rihanna Titties Lookin’ Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
