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Kate Beckinsale’s Skinny Bra of the Day

Her name is Kate Beckinsale…and the people who love her…absolutely love her…it’s like they saw her in some low level movie called Underworld, and their virgin socially awkward loser instincts took over and decided she was a girl they would love until the end of time…. Since I am not a virgin loser, I am someone with a virgin loser job, I mean blogging about these idiots is fucking lame…more lame than being these idiots…but funny enough…I am more about hating everything obsessively, that obsessing over bullshit like videogames, nerd shit, sci/fi fantasy and the girls who market themselves to that… But I do know who she is, because she’s a single mom, her daughter is probably 18 now, and she still looks like that…and for someone from the UK…that’s just a freak of fucking nature… So here’s a shitty intentional see-through…that is hardly a see-through… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kelly Brook’s Bikini Ass of the Day

If you’ve ever got drunk with professional Irish Rugby Players, you will know that Kelly Brook is a fucking joke amongst the league…apparently, she’s a Rugby groupie and has fucked all kinds of Rugby players over the course of her whoring…..and they just go off, even showing you nude pics of her that are passed around the league, laughing about how fat she is….I mean they just think her move to America is as silly as anyone who knows who Kelly Brook is, because she’s not that hot, she’s hopeless, her acting career probably won’t happen…she’s just too old…and as much as she tries…she just doesn’t have it, but she does have tits, big tits, and tits is all that people care about… I guess she’s trying to curve that interest to her ass…because it is the fat ass era…I mean that’s how I explain this selfie… What I can’t explain is why I just analyzed her selfie…

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Shay Mitchell for Yahoo Style of the Day

Shay Mitchell is some very famous, yet still not household, celebrity on some popular show, who I guess is trying to not be the Tori Spelling, unable to ever branch out from that popular show, and one day being forced to whore herself on reality TV, because in her racially ambiguous mind, she’s an actress…and she’s got Oscar wins in her…she just has to get cast…and as another one of these Canadians girls just trying to make it…I’m excited to see it all collapse, because…I like when they come crawling back and end up working the bar where you drink so you can discuss their 2 million instagram followers…and how it all means nothing.. But before that happens, she’s on some media campaigns, doing any media she can, because it’s time for her to take this celebrity and lock it fucking down…pantsless for Yahoo!

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Shay Mitchell for Yahoo Style of the Day

Anna Kournikova in a Bikini Top of the Day

Anna Kournikova is one of the main reasons this site exists…not because I am an Anna Kournikova fan…but I am very into women’s tennis…it’s so erotic…the girls so fit and classy and feminine as kicking ass and flashing sweaty panty ass…making orgasm sounding grunts…but because the first post of mine that went viral in 2005…where over 400,000 people hit the site….making me think…”Oh shit maybe I’ll get rich off this”…was an Anna Kournikova pulling sand out of her ass post….now I haven’t got rich off this…and Anna Kournikova is still in a bikini….proving that 10 years later…a lot has changed…but sitting on my couch and Anna Kournikova in a bikini has stayed the fucking same…that’s about as philosophical as I can get.

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Jourdan Dunn for Vogue UK of the Day

I was sitting by a pool in Miami a month ago next to Jourdan Dunn, because I’m fancy and luxurious and like Forrest Gump, I manage to trick the fucking world, or in this case the occasional girl to pay for me to go on their adventures, in exchange for my amazing company… I took this picture A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Dec 10, 2014 at 11:44am PST Because I am a creeper and creeping is what I do… She is tall as fuck, I went up to her elbow, but in my defense I am only 5 foot 2, and now she’s in Vogue UK…and making me feel like I really know how to spot up and coming talent, but unfortunately, in Jourdan Dunn’s case…Victoria’s Secret beat me to it.

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Cindy Crawford for the Evening Standard of the Day

I normally make fun of older ladies, because I know that in their middle-age, they are jealous of the younger girls who still have their sex appeal. I know when I see them shopping, or wearing their daughter’s clothes that they’re struggling with aging….that their hotness is no more but that they will workout, they will get botox and implants…and they will end up looking like pornstars at the end of it all..and I figure…help them feel old, make them insecure, leads to them performing better in bed when you get with them and tell them you’re used to 20 year olds…try it, it works… THat said, Cindy Crawford in her panties, in bed…is amazing…and I guess you can use this to send to all your 50 plus girls you want to fuck saying “why don’t you look this good, you’re younger than her”….if done right, she’ll ride you to prove to you…that looking like Cindy Crawford doesn’t matter as much as the spirit put into it riding you.

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Cindy Crawford for the Evening Standard of the Day

Sarah Hyland for Instagram of the Day

Sarah Hyland has what I assume is a genetic disorder that makes her look like she’s 12, even though she’s in her 20s, and is so experienced in love and relationships, and not the virgin she appears to be, that she’s already had at least one restraining order from some bullying boyfriend, who I guess thought her young look, meant he could beat the fuck out of her, like an uncle at a family dinner after too many drinks, tucking in his neice… That said, she’s spent the last 5 years on the Modern Family set, making money and more importantly, learning everything she knows from Sofia Vergara…which I guess along with abusive relationships like a hispanic is used to…this exhibitionism..showing what you got…happened..and it’s good.

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Lara Stone for Vogue of the Day

Lara Stone is the enemy…not because she was just in a campaign she got paid a lot of money by Calvin Klein to be in…where she was riding tween Bieber…like his mom, in her 30s, who stage mommed him, but who isn’t too busy spending all the pre-18 money she made off him… But because she tried to sue me years ago for her honeymoon pics…where she was in a fucking bikini….with her fat rich husband…when she’s normally paid to SHOW HER FUCKING TITS Which brings up a good point about these Vogue pics…why the fuck isn’t she SHOWING HER FUCKING TITS

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Sharon Stone Shopping Weirdness of the Day

I don’t know what this Sharon Stone picture is….but apparently it’s how Sharon Stone shops…it looks like it is from some video, maybe a movie, and I guess the panties exposed, are competing with her no-bra – because she never wears a bra nipples… Now, Sharon Stone may be old as fuck. She may have had a career that goes back 3 even 4 decades where she played the hot chick, who may or may not has been celebrated as an actor, but who has definitely been celebrated as a babe…a babe who still gets it…show your pussy, show your tits, fuck everything….get work…make money..so that you can get naked enough in stores everywhere…because you’re Sharon Stone…

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Naomi Watts Panty Flash of the Day

Naomi Watts pulled a bit of a Sharon Stone on set of some movie for the paparazzi….no she didn’t DROP HER PANTS AND SHOW OFF HER NIPPLES WHILE SHOPPING , she uncrossed her legs, sat like a bit of a dude, showed what could be panties, because that’s just how Australians do things…sluttier than the classier non-Australians… She’s pushing 46, She’s got a bunch of kids, so be happy that her Sharon Stone comes with panties…no one needs to see them labias… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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