Tag Archives: Sexy Stars

Alessandra Ambrosio for AIDS of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio wore a dress that I would like to think will inspire at least one person to get AIDS in hopes of having her come to their bedside wearing something similar, only to tell themselves “looks like I made it…I did this life thing right”…I mean that or they will get AIDS by flying to Brazil to fuck some tranny faced hooker who very likely is a tranny, rocking a similar body to Alessandra Ambrosio…without a condom because condoms are for pussies…only to bring back AIDS to America and have the whole porno industry on lockdown…because of it… It’s happened before..just ask Lara Roxx… That said…I am a fan of her dress… TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT THE AMFAR EVENT CLICK HERE

Here is the original post:
Alessandra Ambrosio for AIDS of the Day

Nina Agdal is a Boring Bikini Model of the Day

Nina Agdal proves that if you have a face or head of someone with a mild retardation – you sure as hell better have an ass that makes her head obsolete – because you know with her facial structure – if she was 50 or 60 pounds heavier – she’d look more like an inbred on Honey Boo Boo’s show…shopping at walmart, than the body used by Walmart to sell fat size versions of what she’s wearing….not that this is a Walmart campaign, but I like to think Nina Agdal is a Walmart caliber model…but she’s still got a great ass – that still smells of Adam Levine… That said, here are some boring bikini pics…

Go here to see the original:
Nina Agdal is a Boring Bikini Model of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski Bird Face at the Event of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski blocked me on instagram, which was a nice change of pace from a year ago at this time when she was sending me pictures from her various photoshoots to promote for her – because I am a hero like that – and I help make girls famous…. It all work out for her, so she doesn’t need anything from me anymore, the flood gates opened, she went viral and she turned from some botox faced 20 year old with fake lips and probably fake sloppy tits, that was once Kanye’s side bitch to being some naked video star who had sex with Ben Affleck for her movie Gone Girl…according to many insiders… Here she is at an event…looking like a big breasted bird. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

View post:
Emily Ratajkowski Bird Face at the Event of the Day

Jennette McCurdy’s Possible Nude Pic of the Day

We’ve seen her ALLEGED TIT BEFORE People are saying that this picture above is also her…which I guess would make sense because she’s been naked before…but I am saying “Who the fuck is Jennette McCurdy…. I get the whole naked for publicity angle, but I’m not going to go google this shit to see who she is, what she does, or what she is publicity stuntin’ for…it takes a certain kind of girl to want to be famous, and that girl if not already connected is usually pretty willing to get naked.. I guess since we live in the internet porn generation – this kind of thing is hardly a scandal…but still naked…and that counts for something – even if it isn’t her, and she isn’t spreading her gaping asshole…

See the original post:
Jennette McCurdy’s Possible Nude Pic of the Day

Cora Keegan is the Worst – but Naked of the Day

Cora Keegan is the fucking worst, but only because I love her…and want to send her presents, like tupperware containers filled with my sperm, hoping she uses it as lube with all her other boyfriends who she chose over me, because that way maybe she’d have my kid, and we’d be stuck with each other for ever / until the kid was 18, provided she told the guy she was letting think it was his kid that she used random sperm she got mailed to her as lube… But unfortunately, my testosterone is too low to fill even a shot glass up with sperm…at least I can look at her naked…in pictures because that’s kinda what she does…being a dumb model and all.

More:
Cora Keegan is the Worst – but Naked of the Day

Cora Keegan is the Worst – but Naked of the Day

Cora Keegan is the fucking worst, but only because I love her…and want to send her presents, like tupperware containers filled with my sperm, hoping she uses it as lube with all her other boyfriends who she chose over me, because that way maybe she’d have my kid, and we’d be stuck with each other for ever / until the kid was 18, provided she told the guy she was letting think it was his kid that she used random sperm she got mailed to her as lube… But unfortunately, my testosterone is too low to fill even a shot glass up with sperm…at least I can look at her naked…in pictures because that’s kinda what she does…being a dumb model and all.

See original here:
Cora Keegan is the Worst – but Naked of the Day

Kayden Kross Cat Calling Dudes of the Day

My good friend Kayden Kross participated in this video of her cat calling dudes, like she was a construction worker, that is pretty entertaining because when pornstars cat call dudes, like they were construction workers, good things happen. It is all part of a webseries she’s starring in – that Episode #4 just dropped on. There are 4 NSFW 1/2 hour episodes that they are offering a deal on when you use code: kross @ checkout, because it costs money to make videos… CLICK HERE If you are concerned about paying to see a new show… you can see episode #1 for FREE CLICK HERE Or you can use google to see Kayden Kross doing porn, which is boring, not because Kayden Kross is boring, but because Porn is boring…and this GETSEXXTONIGHT is much more fun….

Read the original:
Kayden Kross Cat Calling Dudes of the Day

Alyssa Milano’s Breast Feeding Pic of the Day

For those of you who don’t know, I am a good friend of Alyssa Milano’s. Not because I used to jerk off to her on Who’s the Boss, the only role she’s done that has really mattered, but because I give her much needed advice when it comes to manscaping her hairy fucking arms… I remember making fun of them, only because I was letting her know she should do something about them…only to end up waxing or getting laser on them, because in the last 3 years she hasn’t had hairy arms…proving yet again…cyberbullying works…sometimes it gets the job done, other times the weak kill themselves off with a flash card suicide, all the time it’s survival of the fittest.. That said, she posted a pic of her breast feeding, in some #freethenipple girls should be allowed to breast feed wherever they want because it is natural, and because this motherfucker likes seeing milk filled tits with parasites latched on – everywhere I go…. You know while she’s all high on endorphines from feeding her child…while, I’m all high off some random powder some homeless man made me snort….masturbating in my mind…It all works out in the end… So thanks for the porn you old hairy critter…

Read this article:
Alyssa Milano’s Breast Feeding Pic of the Day

Lottie Hayes Nude for Matteo Montanari of the Day

Her name is Lottie Hayes and she’s posing topless for a photographer named MATTEO MONTANARI … I don’t know if she’s really all that cute, but she isn’t fat, she willing to show her tits for a photographer, because she’s a model who has done a bunch of random shit like Vogue Spain and L’Officel which are pretty fucking major and I guess that makes her perfect enough for me – if not even too good for me…and these pics…basic but still great because well #tits.

See original here:
Lottie Hayes Nude for Matteo Montanari of the Day