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Jessica Alba Sucking Straws in New York of the Day

Jessica Alba was in New York wearing a midriff like she wasn’t over 30 and a mom of two. You know pretending that she’s still awesome and relevant and fashionable, because everyone around her tells her how great and amazing she is every day of her life…and she’s got fans who still praise her and think she’s the best and hottest thing to ever hit the movie screen, when I just see an over-hyped actress with little to no talent, who scammed the system better than any Mexican has….because she is Mexican…despite her being in denial about it…sure she’s mentioned it, but never really embraced it or celebrated it or did anything for Mexicans but hire a few Mexican gardeners as slaves to do her part for her people…not that I care..white people laugh at Mexicans, if she did embrace it, the world of racists would retaliate, so it was better for her to assimilate. Proven by her bank balance… All this to say, here she is in New York…being fancy…dressed a little too sexy…and unfortunately, not sitting on my face…because I’m not against mom’s of two, in fact they are the only vaginas that can really handle my fisting… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Genevieve Morton Doing Bikini Instagram of the Day

Here is fat Sports Illustrated model Genevieve Morton – who no one really gets why she’s a Sports Illustrated model based on her lack of fitness…but who we assume was fucking an athlete early on in her career that allowed for his team to pitch her to Sports Illustrated, only to be used yearly ever since, because Sports Illustrated is loyal to their tricks, and because they felt sorry she never got any actual work. At least that’s what I assume. I always saw her as the Kate Upton who never was, mainly because she’s an immigrant. I always wanted to see her and kate Upton have an food eating contest, because I am weird. I don’t care about her moving to LA to get famous…but I’ll post her lesson in angles…it’s like look at these big tits…they distract from everything else…. Keep on tryin’ trick.

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Shay Mitchell on an Inflatable in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Shay Mitchell is my new favorite Pretty Little Liar, because the other Pretty Little Liars are not as hot and this Pretty Little Liar deserves as much heat as Ashley Benson is getting, because despite not being as white, she’s also not as dumpy…and sure she’s a few bra sizes smaller, but I saw spring breakers and if a few bra sizes smaller means a few less inches on her waist…I am all for that program… She’s wearing a one-piece, one pieces are only good if you’re over 35 and a mom, or fat..I would prefer spread eagled in a thong…but I never get what I want – so take what you get fool…

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Rihanna Gets Tribal for W Magazine of the Day

I don’t know if this is racist…but it should be…and she should be lynched for it – because why the fuck not…right? I mean I generally like these photographers, and the pictures are great as pictures, but I always took Rihanna as less of a South American tribal girl, and more of an african tribal girl with her tits hanging out, any chance she gets feeding the village with her bountiful milk that she got from grazing the fields in dance, and having multiple babies from being gang banged by the chief…I like to think that’s more in line with what she does…in her everyday life… Natives won’t like this….

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Taylor Swift Narrating a Selena Gomez Movie About the Super Stupid Moon of the Day

In case you don’t use Social Media, and you probably shouldn’t because it is government disguise to trick people into getting so distracted by themselves and the image they want to portray about themselves, while judging other people in their network for their stupidness that they are jealous of…you know because it is a way to feed us information, and for use to give access to things big corporations always wanted access to, but never quite figured out… There was a Supermoon yesterday… And every fucking asshole took a picture of it, some making funny hand gestures, others pretending to eating it, all kinds of nonsense…and it annoyed me, because everything annoys me, especially drone, robot, mentality…when it comes to the fucking moon… Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez also participated in the moon-movement…and it wasn’t so eventful…there were no tits…but we can assume they ate each other out. It makes the video better that way. It’s just the fucking moon – idiots…

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Michelle Rodriguez is Naked in the Mud of the Day

Michelle Rodriguez got drunk at an Irish wedding. Based on the Irish people I know. I would assume that anything Irish would involve being drunk. So she decided to deal with her hangover by stripping out of her lesbian pant suit I assume she wore…even though she pretends she’s over the whole lesbian thing now….to walk through the mud naked for instagram…and from the angle they shot it at…and the distance they shot it from…the whole thing turned out good enough to look at…and I’m not just saying that because Michelle Rodriguez always looks like she’s covered in mud thanks to her color, making this some kind of journey home dramatic film…I am saying it because I like naked ass on instagram!

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Cora Keegan Slut Nipples of the Day

Cora Keegan is showing off her nipples…like so many models…because nipples aren’t a big deal, yet people like to make them a big deal, so that when they show their nipples they can pretend it’s all high concept and art…when really it’s just them showing their fucking nipples…and in Cora Keegan’s nipples are amazing…because I love her and everything she does is perfect…even when she has sex with other men…and isn’t thinking about me…because even girls who have sex with me don’t think of me…granted they are “asleep” at the time but still… I would sing Cora Keegan love songs. Because when I look at her pics, everyone else in the world disappears…but that could be because I have a short attention span… Either, she’s lovely as fuck…

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Anastasia Ashley Promotes Her Jewelry Line the Best of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is a magical creature sent from the beach, to the internet, via 1000s of bikini pics…who along with showcasing her awesome fit ass, like so many other girls try to do…is also a professional surfer…so she has a good excuse…and it also means she makes her living surfing…and that’s pretty fucking amazing considering how most of the world makes their living by not surfing but rather doing shitty fucking jobs that contribute to making some other asshole rich… Well, it looks like Anastasia, as lovely as she is, has ventured out to start her own Jewelry line , and it’s safe to say that these pics are probably the bet way I’ve seen Jewelry marketed, not that I’ve ever seen Jewelry marketed, but you get what I am saying and that is that the Jewelry doesn’t matter…thanks to that ass. See Her Jewelry HERE See Her Jewelry HERE

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Naked in Nature of the Day

I don’t know who shot these pics, I just know they are for C-Heads , who are a do it yourself fashion magazine that work with all the new, or interesting photographers…using new or aspiring or interesting models that aren’t all signed or actual models but who are producing cool shit that involves nudity like this one…all filled with enough hipster bush…that I don’t even know if the girl in it is hot or not – or if the pics are good or not…I just love bush, it talks directly to my soul….

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Mom I Don’t Want to Fuck and Other Videos of the Day

The Upright Walking New Jersey bear – I Think It’s Probably Just Snooki Shark Throws Up in a Guys Face Some Guy Gets Suck Between Train and Platform – 50 People Rock The Train to Free Him I don’t want to post this – but it’s hardcore – Burn Victim Telling Fire Challenge People They are Idiots Russian Mom Won’t Move for Taxi Driver of the Day Gas Pump Hit and Run

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