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Vanessa Hudgens Instagram Bikini Top of the Day

Apparently, when Vanessa Hudgens posts a fourth of July pic…no one notices… It’s like the only thing that works for this one is nude selfies, before nude selfies were really a thing. She was an innovator, who paved the way for nude selfies before selfie was even in the dictionary… But for some reason, she fell off course, she didn’t embrace being one of the first at it, and instead got boring as fuck… It’s like when someone is good at something, they get bored of that thing, and instead do other things they fail at…like these bikini selfies… When it comes to Vanessa Hudgens…I need bush. Here’s one of her instagram videos…that seems normal… The rumor is that Vanessa Hudgens is 100% not retouched for this BONGO Campaign….She just has 1000 dollar a day make-up artist applied hair and make-up… TO SEE HER IN PAPARAZZI PICS IN SHORTS BENDING OVER CLICK HERE

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Kat Graham’s Bikini in Jamaica of the Day

I don’t know who Kat Graham is. Google says she’s on a show called Vampire Diaries…that she’s Jewish…that her father is the Godfather of Quincy Jones’ kids, I say it must have been hard to book an acting job with that connect, I also say I don’t give a fuck…not that I am actually saying anything – I don’t speak through my fingers idiots… She’s in a bikini in Jamaica, I don’t find it eventful…but in my defence, I am bored of nothing celebs posting pics of themselves in bikinis. I need more to stimulate my soul…even though the whole point of this site was originally to say just how ridiculous we all are for making these useless cunts “important”…all for being connected into industry, just perpetuating that inner-circle sees success, in a world that they told me was democratic and fair… TO SEE MORE OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

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Irina Shayk for Cosmo China of the Day

I like Russian immigrants, for some reason they are all hot, they are all well put together, and they are all, even the ones working shitty waitressing jobs, trying to get ahead. They lack a bit of a soul, but still have that communist competitive instinct that makes them strive to find the thickest wallet to fuck…it’s some Olympic Gold Medal shit and they do that by looking good, dressing well, behaving, not causing issues…until it is too late. So seeing Irina Shayk do her thing, doesn’t offend me, I find it hot…even when she’s wearing too much clothes…

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Candice Swanepoel Boring for H&M of the Day

If you want to see a total misuse of a lingerie model, who dabbles in bikini modelling, and who I believe even has done some nude modelling, like this was the 90s and she was trying to pay rent, only it’s the 2014, and pretty much what you have to do when you sign up to be a model, you know you sell your body for money, you need to do what you’re told…kind of thing… Just check out these Candice Swanepoel in H&M leather pants, not even focusing on her ass.. I mean H&M may be worth billions, and her 50,000 – 100,000 dollar day rate may not be anything for them, and sure cheap leather pants, can be erotic, depending how hot it is out and how many hours the girl has been wearing them…you know making them panties a little swampy… But if you’re gonna book this talent, use it…If you go to a strip club, you don’t pay a girl to put on her track suit she wore to work… This is some weird reverse vortex shit, I’m not sure I’m comfortable with.

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Joanna Krupa Desecrates the American Flag of the Day

With every national holiday comes some low level person who plays up that holiday as hard as they can to get noticed. It’s an easy way to get on the sites…and this year, the prize low level looking for attention – is Joanna Krupa. She is the same Joanna Krupa, who a decade ago, played up being born in Poland, and escaping Poland, back in the 70s, when Poland was evil and communist, even though she had no memory of being in Poland, it was just a good marketing hook for her Maxim Magazine shoots, which were really all she ever did… But now, she’s celebrating being American, and living the American Dream, as a low level slut who was on TV before getting cancelled…who can now be a low level slut on instagram…because she has her fan base established.. I am victim of finding her hot in the 2000s when she was doing the men’s magazines, and feel like I helped her, or promoted her along with all the other sites…making her matter…when really she should just be a stripper somewhere…which I guess is what she’s doing.

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Paris Hilton’s Bikini Party of the Day

I’ve heard so many stories about Paris Hilton VS Cocaine and the Paris Hilton winning, kind of like the stories of Paris Hilton’s Herpes vs Condoms and the Herpes always winning, not that she uses condoms… I’ve also heard that Paris Hilton, despite seeming like a vapid idiot who loves drugs and sex, like everyone else, she’s actually a genius, and everything she does is strategic, since her family has a name, but the money you’d think she has, she went out and made it on her own…She leveraged her situation and got rich, by pretending to be a little rich bitch and that in and of itself, was a great scam that we can’t hate her for.. I mean she’s been around since I started the site and she’s still got a great fucking body, so despite hating everything about her or at least everything about what we know of her, I’d let her ride my face like a mechanical bull… Here’s her bikini party from instagram. CLICK THE LINKS TO SEE HER IN HER BLACK BIKINI HERE and WHITE BIKINI HERE

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Ashley Benson Cleavage Pics of the Day

Ashley Benson is a solid 10-15 pounds overweight and the average fan or follower of hers would probably not call her fat, mainly because they are American, and fat has a whole different meaning, but I know that she knows she’s got some diet and workout and ephedrine pills to do to power through this…but in the meantime, do what the fat girls of the internet everywhere do…and that’s show some titty, because cleavage is the best distraction from GUT… I am just surprised that with her resources, and the fact that she booked a movie that she wore a bikini 90 percent of the time, she’d be built like a pot smoking all night pizza eater…which I guess you’d want in a college chick in the apartment next door you bang when you’re drunk, but not a celebrity. Either way, here she is pulling “fat girl trying to be sexy moves” on instagram.

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Emmy Rossum in a White Bikini of the Day

One solid way to make a low level actor’s bikini pic seem really unimportant is to watch her SEX SCENE FROM TV …because it is a sex scene…and not a girl in a bikini.. That’s something I’ll never really understand when it comes to the internet, it’s like why do I care if a girl is in her bikini, if I can just google her vag…Not that Emmy Rossum Vag is a Vag I’d google, but you get what I am saying…and that is that this pic doesn’t matter..

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Hilary Duff Has Horrible Scientology Bikini Pics of the Day

If you’re interested in knowing what a Scientology bikini party looks like, here’s Hilary Duff with all her Scientology friends in bikinis… I’m thinking it is not gay enough, or autistic enough…but that’s probably because scientology doesn’t acknowledge autism or homosexuality, just ask Handjob Travolta and his dead Austic kid…who wasn’t autistic according to him… The party is missing some camel toe…

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Fat Cameron and Fat Madden Brother on the Beach of the Day

I haven’t laughed at a paparazzi pic in a really long time, I generally find the repetitive and boring, of people I don’t care about, and who I actually think are fucking awful and polluting society, but I guess there’s still a way for the paparazzi to into my heart…at least that’s what these pics of Cameron Diaz on the beach with one of the Good Charlotte Sisters, who she is Dating, because she’s run through every dude in Hollywood, and this motherfucker was the last in line for that bukkake party….and she looks fucking massive, overpowering him like some big clunky model in menopause, that I guess she is… It amazes me that she books roles as the hot chick still, I mean she’s at the point in her life…where it is time to one-piece… Either, this Picture makes me laugh more than the herpes I know they both have… I mean this should be a scene in her next shitty ROMCOM….called Big Girl Who Once Was A Babe in Every Movie on Washed up Pop-Rockstar with shitty tattoos… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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