This is just ridiculous…but amazing… Dog jumps fence, fucks, jumps fence to not get in trouble. Solid play, one your creeper ass should document and take notes on, because a fenced in girl, is probably the only girl you can get, and if you do, you gotta be the flash so she doesn’t realize.
Emily Ratjkowski promoted this video of a dude from San Diego asking her to prom. I couldn’t be bothered watching it, because I assume Emily Ratjkowski hired him to do this so that people would talk about her, as I am sure she feels her fame dwindling as the world has stopped caring…I also don’t find little nerdy dudes fun to watch, even if they are funny or clever, or in a situation I would have loved to be in when I had more effort and capabilities to troll famous people with customized videos I make 40 of my friends tweet at them to make sure they fucking see it…simple formula for fun… I am posting it cuz I girl I masturbate to who works down the street from me said it was good and that she wants kids making videos for her, but that’s just because she’s a child molester. Here are some EMRATA Pics…because why not…
Kacy Anne Hill is some Hipster model who’s agency is probably Instagram and not an actual agency, because she’s not all that hot, but she’s wearing see through clothing and is a ginger, with some booty, like all young girls thanks to the hormones in the food, and for some reason I am fascinated by her and interested in learning more about her, or at least about her pubic hair…because when I had the chance to fuck a ginger I ended up throwing up on her, not because I was drunk, but because the orange pubic hair contrasted against her bright pink, almost red lips, cast against her pale skin, disgusted me, ruining gingers for me…even if you’re of the school of thought that they are already ruined, since they are genetic freaks sent from hell to torment us with their super strength… Either way, here’s her modelling…
As Drake brought his girlfriend Rihanna to the Basketball game, where Drake groupied on the players like he was a Basketball wife, he decided to give the media a little content to run with by giving her a little hug, like she’s one of the bros, probably because she got mad at the boner he got when talking about going to the locker room after the game…. I don’t really care about their relationship, it bores me, but I do like that she did some Pantyless modelling yesterday and that their PDA is a solid reason to link back to that HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Well…this is interesting. Rihanna’s in a face down, ass up, no panty, vagina exposed phootshoot….Too bad Drake is too soft and by soft I mean homo white and jewish to fully take advantage of this ready and willing slag who is behaving like it was still a 15 year old prostitute at the Karaoke bar back in Barbados…because she’s pretty fucking lovely…you see she doesn’t need to be doing nude pics, but she does it for the fans, and that’s pretty fucking noble of her… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE
Here’s a big reveal no one fucking cares about…. Nothing like a mom no one has cared about the last decade, and even a decade ago, I’m not sure anyone cared about her, except maybe when she was partying with Britney Spears for that week. You know, the young starlet who couldn’t be any less interesting in the public eye. I don even know if she had bikini pics, vagina flashes, nip slips and all the other good stuff that has come from the early 2000s internet. Finally doing a big reveal to promote some million dollar endorsement she got to lose her baby weight, in a bikini… When the bikini hustle for attention should have happened back when she was on fucking TV.. I hate how bitches lose sight of the simple “I don’t get naked that’s for sluts”…when they should be getting naked…and then when they shouldn’t be getting naked…like when they are 100 fucking years old…they get naked…because they remember the past when people cared about them… It’s called striking when the iron is hot, maybe if this Sabrina Witch worked harder in her youth, there’d be no need to whore herself now… Either way, it happened…
Reebok payed Glee star and Rapper Wife – Naya Rivera – to show the world her ass on instagram… Reebok and Glee star and Rapper Wife – Naya Rivera – are smut pedlars and the good news is that so am I, so as long as someone is getting rich showing off her ghetto booty that black men love, giving me something to stare at and post, since I am not getting paid to post pics of ghetto booty black men love, it’s better than not having pics of ghetto booty black men love… You see if Reebok finances instagram porn, I’m ok with it, as long I get to look at it…even if it’s actually pretty boring and not spread eagle or naked enough… I mean I don’t think a successful sext happens until there’s spread ass and labia…no meat, no pink, no party…but I’ll settle for slutty workout gear…because I got nothing else going on.
Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret Model and I guess Sports Illustrated model, who is from Portugal and for some reason, that I assume involves sucking a lot of dick, has left her fishing village and become this model… Now you won’t care about this at all, that’s why I posted some titty pics of her below, because you get what you want, and I get to call her out for her desperate instagram picture of the editor boss lady at Sports Illustrated, wishing her a happy birthday, despite never posting a pic of her and anyone else, wishing them a happy birthday, making me question her intentions in wishing that happy birthday ,even though everything she probably does is in efforts to advance her career…and I guess I just find desperation funny even when it happens at this high level…when I’m used to it happening with homeless bitches. “Book me next year, I’m so nice, I wish you happy birthday, Book me next year”….I love obvious, transparent, good intentions for personal gain…
Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret Model and I guess Sports Illustrated model, who is from Portugal and for some reason, that I assume involves sucking a lot of dick, has left her fishing village and become this model… Now you won’t care about this at all, that’s why I posted some titty pics of her below, because you get what you want, and I get to call her out for her desperate instagram picture of the editor boss lady at Sports Illustrated, wishing her a happy birthday, despite never posting a pic of her and anyone else, wishing them a happy birthday, making me question her intentions in wishing that happy birthday ,even though everything she probably does is in efforts to advance her career…and I guess I just find desperation funny even when it happens at this high level…when I’m used to it happening with homeless bitches. “Book me next year, I’m so nice, I wish you happy birthday, Book me next year”….I love obvious, transparent, good intentions for personal gain…
You’ve probably seen this already, Rep. Vance McAllister has been in congress for less than 6 months, and he’s already been caught making out with a staffer, despite being married, because the idiot forgot about security cameras…if you’re gonna cheat, do it in a field in the middle of no where, especially if you’re in politics… If you don’t like that, here’s a disabled dude getting robbed… If you don’t like that…here’ the original hipster with his hipster beard…not giving a fuck because giving a fuck is not very hipster… Here’s my kind of girl…totally behaving like a normal person…I think I am in love…. Smokin’ Bed Bugs to Get High…Next level….