So this is the reason Hilaria Baldwin is a Baldwin, with a Baldwin baby, who will have the best education available, rather than live in the one bedroom shitty apartment she once lived in, before becoming a Baldwin…Young and Nimble… If I was an old, rich, fuck who has plowed through countless hot pussies, getting some of the pregnant a long the way…I’d figure this would be on my checklist when it comes to gold diggers… It all makes sense.
Kate Winslet recently had a baby, so she’s decided to show the public what to do to not get pregnant – all with some hand gestures…fascinating how good she communicates with her body…no wonder she won the Oscar…TAKE IT ON THE FACE LIKE HOOKERS> .. That said, check out those milk filled tits, they almost make me ignore her belly…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I have been doing this site for 10 years…and I have never done a post on Ashanti and I probably shouldn’t have started now.. In fact, I thought she died in a plane crash a long time ago, but I guess that was another black girl singer, not because they are all the same, that’s racist and I am a firm believer that we are all god’s people…one race, the human race…my life is a Benneton ad… That said, she posted these to her instagram, I saw them, and being addicted to posting every random bikini pic of every random famous person…I had no choice…don’t blame me…blame the life I chose for myself.
I lost interest in Candice Swanepoel as a model…because I guess she doesn’t really do anything but the same thing over and over again…which would be comparable to you girlfriend always fucking you the same way after serving you the same thing for dinner, day after day, year after year…it’s still sex, you still get to bust, but shit get repetitive as fuck…and in Candice Swanepoel’s case, she’s not even fucking, she’s just walking around half naked…but for some reason THESE BTS PICS from a shoot worked for me…and that reason is her amazing booty. Booty that has inspired every day girls to work on their booties which inspires me to stare at their booties TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
It blows my mind when people send me hate mail, especially my own friends, especially when it comes to porn chicks… Last week I was one of the first to break that THE DUKE UNIVERSITY PORN STAR was Belle Knox…who was by no means a porn star, but rather just a broken girl who did a few internet porn scenes. You see I know actual pornstars personally, and no one ever heard of this fly by night girl who had now become the ambassador of porn, intellectualizing what she does, rather than focusing on the real issue, which is that she is just a broken girl… You see, smart girls have been doing porn forever, but when they are actually smart, they know better than to pretend this is a educational journey to break down stereotypes and to propel women as a gender… So I got offended when Miriam Weeks aka Belle Knox became an expert after doing a couple of scenes, like a Youtube singer speaking for the record industry. What it comes down to is that all kinds of girls fuck on camera for money for various reasons…Some find it empowering, some have no dads, some are trying to find a platform…and some pretend to be doing it for intellectual reasons, when really they are broken girls who cut themselves and gash “FAT” in their thigh when their teen boyfriend breaks up with them…. Smart people are crazy, smart people can be sad and smart people can be broke. I stand by what I said about Belle Knox..and that doesn’t mean I don’t respect porn girls, I just call them out for the work that they do, and when it involves being slapped in the face with cock, it’s not really a feminist move… Ultimately, who cares about this nobody.
Naya Rivera from Glee looks like she got herself some tits…and her boyfriend Big Sean…looks pretty stoked about the whole thing…because when you date some candy coated girl from some shitty yet popular show…it’s nice to have her turn to the stripper dark side in a good girls gone bad storyline, even though if she’s in hollywood and cast in movies to being with, she’s probably always been a good girls gone bad situation…not that what dicks she sucked, or what color dicks she sucks, really matters, what does matter is that I don’t love implants but I’m not minding these…they are huge…go big or go home….
Russians are fucking crazy, thanks to being raised communist and having no souls. Jared Leto, who you may still be masturbating to memories of your youth, watching My So Called Life box, a show that was insanely popular with girls you wanted to fuck, but that made me want to kill myself in the 90s, every time any girl I was with would make me watch it…because listing to an average at best looking Claire Danes whine about her problems with some weirdo Grunge era teen angst that I hoped ended the same way Kurt Cobain did…is in an internationally successful rock band when not winning Oscars….that was recently in Russia. Russian media, in being fucking crazy, because they are Russian, had weird Russian fans who are fucking crazy because they are Russian, have their weird Russian Parents, who are fucking crazy because they are Russian, do weird Russian skits, singing his music, that you may not be into, but that you can still appreciate because Russian videos are the new Cat meme of the internet.
I am a fan that cable TV has nudity, it’s the only way TV could really survive when put up against the porn filled internet, because there was a time when you had no choice but to jerk off to Baywatch, phone sex infomercials, and music videos…so it’s progress as a concept…but it still hasn’t happened on network TV, cuz based on the Seinfeld and Cosby porn parody, sitcoms would be better with full penetration. Here’s some nudity from TV…just because I like nudity in all medias… SOME NICHOLE BLOOM CHICK SHOWING YOU HO TO GET ON TV: EMMY ROSSUM HID HER NIPPLES STILL A WHORE: LENA DUNHAM SHOULD HAVE HID HER NIPPLES, STILL A COW : TO KEEP ON TOP OF ALL CABLE NUDITY FOLLOW THIS THREAD IN Madam Meow’s stepFORUM of Love
Karlie Kloss is the weirdo looking, freakishly tall Victoria’s Secret model, who is an actual model and supposed to be freakishly tall and weird looking…because historically that is what fashion models are…but for some reason Victoria’s Secret scooped her up, and I guess so did Taylor Swift…and here she is posing in lingerie with her long legs, you probably wouldn’t really like in person, because women who are double your size are scary. The good news for me is that I don’t leave my house, I don’t run in Karlie Kloss’ circles and even if I did, I wouldn’t like her, but she takes a good pic and that thigh high is pretty fucking erotic…if you’re into legs…which you aren’t, you amputee fucking weirdo.
Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese Victoria’s Secret model, who I guess has to contractually go to some of their shitty events because otherwise they’d just recruit some other immigrant willing to whore out the brand harder in exchange for a USA work visa… The event was some Spring Break party, where a bunch of ugly mainstream college kids got drunk, before getting herpes or pregnant, so thirsty for someone hot, famous and not fat, that when Sara Sampaio came out, everyone went nuts, like the ginger. Hardly news, hardly interesting…if anything it makes me wonder why I didn’t go on Spring Break this year to creep on all these young idiot girls who don’t know better and are willing to make bad decisions…but ultimately, in doesn’t interest me at all…if anything, it scares me. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN BIKINI CLICK HERE
