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Bar Refaeli in Her Lingerie of the Day

Apparently this is a campaign for Bar Refaeli’s lingerie company that I am sure she has very little involvement in, but who knows maybe she’s the brains behind it, but logically, some company approached her and said “You’re 30, Victoria’s Secret doesn’t want you, you’re famous as a half named model, you’ve banged A-Listers, you have fans, let’s make some motherfuckin’ money”…what the fuck else is she going to do in her retirement, I mean seriously, it’s either lingerie, bikinis, or retiring on her fortune or I guess settling down with countless billionaires who would love Bar Refaeli as their wife, it’s a status thing… Is she that great? Not really. This shit doesn’t excite me, but I don’t think any lingerie campaign really could excite me….I’ve seen it all…but we keep on going, because there’s not much else to do.

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Bar Refaeli in Her Lingerie of the Day

Anna Beatriz Barros Does X-Mas of the Day

Anna Beatriz Barros is an amazing 6 foot tall Brazilian model….who would probably be scary to be next to in person, but in pictures she’s fantastic… She has been in Sports Illustrated a bunch of times and was at one point in time a Victoria’s Secret chick and who the fuck knows or really cares what she’s been up to the last couple of years, because all that matter is this campaign she did for some magazine for Christmas that really touches me at my core…because I feel like this is how my mind sees Christmas every year…lingerie clad models with creepy drunk santas and midgets having their way with her… I am in love with this campaign.

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Anna Beatriz Barros Does X-Mas of the Day

Rosalind Lipsett’s Sexy Irish Christmas Dance of the Day

Nothing gets me in the Christmas spirit like a babe dancing in her underwear to Christmas music!! This is what Christmas is all about. I have been following Rosalind Lipsett for a little while, because she’s an amazing hidden gem from Ireland that the people of Victoria’s Secret haven’t abducted and put into their half naked girl work camps they run with their international women they make date Leonardo DiCaprio and Adam Levine…at least not yet… She did this sexy Christmas dance to a classic Irish Christmas song, because in case you didn’t know, the Irish invented Christmas, or at least drinking Whiskey on Christmas to deal with your family…She’s better than any potato diet, four leaf clover, leprechaun or drunk St Patrick’s Day parade…she’s better than Boston…and pretty much anything else Ireland has given us, like a European tax shelter for evil corporations, and Guinness….which may not be saying much…but it’s meant to say she’s fucking perfect…because she is and I’m gonna keep on following her…just after I stop staring at this video…

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Rosalind Lipsett’s Sexy Irish Christmas Dance of the Day

Nina Agdal for Sauvage of the Day

Nina Agdal’s PR team is on hyperdrive right now. They know SI is making the cover decision and they know that they need to get as much press as possible so that they chose Nina…she’s up against all the overrated SI models….as well as new girls like Emily Ratajkowski, who I assume is actually going to get the cover, but that doesn’t mean that the Agdal team isn’t going to put up a fight…book campaigns, do paparazzi, pics, come up with a scandal…it’s fucking now or never…motherfuckers…and here she is bikini modelling…cuz retard head or not, she’s still half naked…

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Nina Agdal for Sauvage of the Day

JOAN SMALLS for Vogue Germany of the Day

Joan Small is a Puerto Rican model who I have never heard of, but who is pretty accomplished, even though I try to avoid Puerto Ricans because I fear Puerto Ricans…They are a little too passionate, especially the women, especially the big and tall ones who can overpower me, because they all have a level of thug life, gangster that makes me think having sex with one will end up with my dick cut off…blame Lorena Bobbitt.

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JOAN SMALLS for Vogue Germany of the Day

Nina Agdal Hot BTS Pic of the Day

I always laugh at Nina Agdal because she looks like she’s semi retarded, because she may be semi retarded and apparently, at least based on Brooklyn Decker, Sports Illustrated likes that look, otherwise they wouldn’t be pushing Nina as aggressively as they do….but to every retard head is a vagina, a usually a body, that sometimes makes you see past what most would consider a flaw…to focus on what is important, and that is the rest of her…and every once in a while, the rest of her, all half naked and shit, looks fucking ripped, hot and ready to be mounted in a way that makes all of us wish she was less of a retard head and more of a retard, all institutionalized, so that we could get a job working as her orderly changing her diaper, with out mouths…..

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Nina Agdal Hot BTS Pic of the Day

Maja Krag for Some Bikini Line of the Day

Today, I fell in love with a girl and her name is Maja Krag. A model who is from Denmark, at least according to this MODEL AGENCY TEAR SHEET where you can learn all about her measurements, in the event you want to make a life sized replica of her, but more importantly where you can see some of her titty work….all models, especially the euros have titty work. I’ve never heard of her, this is my first post on her, and she’s posing in some bikini campaign, good enough to inspire me to sing her love songs, and hold her tall girl hands, gazing in her eyes and planning our future together…and by that I mean trying to masturbate to her and failing because according to every radio and TV commercial, I have low testosterone and I am not a man, and I should do something about that, because that’s the new hustle….

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Maja Krag for Some Bikini Line of the Day

Alyssa Miller’s Nipple in Galore of the Day

I posted a few of the pics of Alyssa Miller in Galore yesterday, questioning whether she had a vagina or not, mainly because she’s Jake Gyllenhaal’s beard and I can only assume she doesn’t have sex with him, that shit is all for image, like dating anyone she can to get relevant, it’s kind of her thing, because in case you didn’t know, she’s contrived tits from the people at SI to be seen as a bigger deal than she actually is. Not quite a real model, at least not before they made her, just trying to hang on and build from where she’s left off, because tricking the world into paying you to model is way better than an actual job guys…that’s why she puts so much into it… And here is her boring nipple.

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Alyssa Miller’s Nipple in Galore of the Day

Rockstar Daughters for Love MAgazine of the Day

Here’s Atlanta Bean, who I was standing next to the other day in Miami but she didn’t try to make out with me like most girls I stand next to because I guess she’s one of those “too cool”, “I’m in magazine Christmas Videos in my Lingerie” kind of girls…She’s the daughter of some UK rockstar I am not going to bother googling, we follow each other on twitter, and she may be my soul mate….my soul mate who you may not find hot so here’s Daisy Lowe…who is amazing because of all the emotional trauma that happens when your dad is Gavin Rossdale and your stepmom is Gwen Stefani, but they make you get a paternity test to prove it, before he decides to pretend to love your ass. Perfect level of daddy issue for me.

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Bianca Balti for Esquire Mexico of the Day

Bianca Balti is an Italian model I wouldn’t mind getting pregnant but would rather just stepfather her already existing kid cuz some other dude beat me to it…she’s 29 a little older than the vagina I am into, but still good enough to look at…even when not posing naked, something I am sure she does and has done because you don’t become a high paid model for not getting naked…if anything…that’s the only reason she is a model… Here she is in Esquire Mexico, so I can assume these are old pics, the Mexicans always get the sloppy seconds of the other Magazines, because that’s just how us Mexcicans are treated in life…second rate…thanks to all your racist…

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Bianca Balti for Esquire Mexico of the Day