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Today in Izabel Goulart Instagram Amazingness of the DAy

Izabel Goulart is ripped…holy shit…I like it, but I am sure there will be a handful of you who think it’s disgusting and want a sloppy looking Kate Upton to make you feel like a man again…but the truth is I follow this babe on Instagram and she’s perfect, always working out, eating well, and looking so lovely I would sing her love songs outside her bedroom window until the police came and took me away…only to come back again until there was a restraining order set in place…She’s got it going on and it makes me wonder why Victoria’s Secret fired her and got her deported back to brazil…but I guess you should never question the illegal model trafficking industry…

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Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny Swimwear of the Day

Semi-Retarded because they photoshop out the full-retard looking Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny, which is a company that I am pretty sure SI owns, because what better brand extension for a Swimsuit edition, that to own the swimsuits in the Swimsuit edition, while using all these eager bitches who want to be famous so they can fuck A-Listers to model their shit the rest of the year…it just makes fiscal sense…and I don’t mind looking at it, even if staring at a bitch in a bikini who was tainted by Adam Levine is probably the least productive thing I could be doing right now…. I decided to throw up a few of her recent instagram pics – since they are circulating and why not…

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Miranda Kerr’s Got Good Style of the Day

I wonder if Miranda Kerr got all this new found titty confidence when she was fucking Bieber after the Victoria’s Secret fashion show last year, and dude was like “shit this is way better than how Usher Breast Feeds Me”…. Or maybe this is the dress you wear when your titties aren’t wanted anymore after getting fired for fucking Bieber after the Victoria’s Secret show last year… You know to make you feel wanted or at least to get people talking…and it works for me…

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Iggy Azalea’s Tits of the Day

I think it is safe to say, Iggy Azalea, female rapper who pretends she was a poor ex stripper from Australia because it makes a good story, a better story than “I moved to LA to become famous and this act seemed to work”…probably because she banged a lot of black dudes in the industry..is crying for attention…asking everyone to look at her…but it’s is even safer to say she’s better off showing her fat ass, because it’s a hell of a lot better than this tits and face…seriously…distract us from this truth…I feel like she’s Tilda Swinton’s daughter…but that would mean Tilda Swinton has a uterus and that’s scarier than these pics… TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER IN CONCERT CLICK HERE

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A Different Half Naked Scene in Rihanna’s New Video from Instagram of the Day

One of my pet peeves is when people pose with money on the internet. I just think it’s stupid as fuck and not even because I have no money…because I hate it when broke as people post their winnings from a casino game, and I hate it when strippers show the piles of dollars they made when people made it rain that probably amount to under 1000 dollars…and I really hate it when rappers and popstars do it for some hip hop image, like look how rich and crazy I am…I mean Rihanna is fucking huge, we know she’s rich, and doesn’t need to talk about it, but rather should spend her time focusing on exposing her vagina as much as possible, rather than 10k or whatever is going on in these pics from her new video, when bitch gets paid 100k or more a fucking hour….it just looks stupid..but I guess Rihanna never really cared about looking stupid, that comes with dropping out of school at 14 to be a hooker who became famous enough that people cared when she got beat the fuck up…taking her to a whole new level of garbage I want to stick my dick in…that is probably just as dirty as the kitchen garbage I’ve stuck my dick in at low periods in life when I just wanted something soft against my dick…but more socially acceptable… All this to say, I am a fan of her work, when she does, her exhibitionism…all works for me…even when it annoys me.

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Hispanic Girls at the ALMA’s of the Day

If you like your Hispanic women being celebrated for their work in the latin community, given loyal latin fans something to look up to, and hope that they can one day be the token latin person in some shitty show or movie or even record label trying to speak to the Latin American market’s roster…than you’ll be glad to know that the ALMA awards happened and a whole lot of curvy bitches with shitty tits attended and we’ve got the PICS pics… If you’re like me, you prefer your Hispanic women cleaning the house, or hotel room for less than minimum wage, because they are more accessible and easier to have sex with, especially when you have a business card of a middle manager at immigration, you’ll still appreciate these pics of the top tier hispanics, who tell the lower tier how to dress and more importantly, that sucking dick to get ahead can pay off…I’m talking to you Eva Longria…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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More Sophie Simmons Thickness of the Day

THere are some things in life that can’t be explained and one of them is that I am oddly attracted to Sophie Simmons in her bikini…and my body is giving me awkward boners to these pics…boners that should never happen to a girl of her stature…especially since unlike every dude she’s ever had sex with, I am not a KISS fan, but I guess this is just a testament to hot good of a marketers Gene Simmons is, I mean I’ll buy into all he produces and puts out there…at least when it’s thick like this… Trust me, this is against everything I stand for…which I guess is ok, since I am sitting… But seriously, where’s her eating disorder, why are the high Fructose Corn Syrup manufacturers winning…why is it that at the club all the young girls are fat and I like them…is this the end of me? I guess only time will tell… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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stepGIRL Playing in Beds of the Day

stepGIRLS are a lot of fun, especially when we get them together, stripped down into hot fucking clothes and taking pictures, while hugging and protecting each other while perverts like me watch and try to get them to be a little more than just friends with each other…and a lot more naked with each other…because no matter how platonic my life with stepGIRLS may be…I am still a man and I still have needs..and those needs are to see more of them in pictures…..but I am pretty happy with what they’ve done so far… THey are wearing AMERICAN APPAREL and looking good. THey were shot by

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Helena Christensen Old Model in Bra of the Day

Helena Christensen is the old as fuck model who still has it going on wearing a bra for some magazine I’ve never heard of – pic of the day… This is a new feature here at DrunkenStepfather.com that may be a little too specific to every do again, so take it in while you can….because when it comes to old as fuck models who still have it going on wearing a bra for some magazine I’ve never heard of…Helena Christensen is the only one who matters… I mean she’s been doing this close to 4 decades and still is exciting to look at…I may or may not be in love.

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Preview of Britney’s New Hot Video of the Day

As fun as it is to see a mom in her 30s play dress up like a half naked slut a month before Halloween because she’s a vapid puppet who no longer has a mind of her own thanks to all the medication and brainwashing…because it makes everyone millions… I am more into this for the quality of the lyrics…you want a Lambo, a Mas, a Bugatti, you better work bitch… Thanks for the tip Britney…or you could always just find a shell of a human to exploit like her handlers did…it worked for them yo’…

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