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Penelope Cruz Topless in Her New Movie of the Day

Penelope Cruz and her nose are in a movie called Twice Born, that I guess they are leaking the topeless scene pics from, in order to remind you to go see this movie, because clearly it has a compelling story line, with a Oscar winning cast, that you won’t actually bother seeing, because you’ve seen all that matters….Penelope Cruz’s tits. Not that Penelope Cruz has ever been all that hot, with her nose and all, especially not now that she’s either pregnant or already dropped a kid, but movie titties are movie titties and I am compelled to post them, like I HAVE DONE BEFORE because she’s all european and an Oscar winner who takes acting so seriously that she takes her clothes off…good girl…. I was once compelled to fuck this bitch with a massive nose who thought she looked like Penelope Cruz because she had a tan, I figure if I can’t get the real thing, I might as well fuck girls who think they look like stars, even when they don’t, because it’s as close as I’ll ever get….not that I’m into this shit, but you get what I’m saying, at least I hope you do, because I sure as hell don’t.

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Penelope Cruz Topless in Her New Movie of the Day

Kelly Brook in FHM Turkey of the Day

Kelly Brook is some old timer glamour model, probably pushing 40, but doesn’t matter enough for me to bother checking, I just know this isn’t her first rodeo, if anything, it’s closer to her last rodeo, because after 2 decades of getting naked or topless, with her ridiculously amazingly big breasts, she finally got some mainstream exposure, in the form of a movie role, that inspired her to give this titty model thing another go, in a don’t turn back now kinda way, inspiring her “miscarriage” that otherwise would have ruined her career. Strategic. You only live once, might as well go big or go home even if that means having a “miscarriage”. Sometimes it’s nice to see an old timer holding on for their fucking life. Here she is in FHM Turkey.

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Kelly Brook in FHM Turkey of the Day

Top 4 No Names in Bikinis from This Weekend of the Day

There are a lot of low level trash who put on bikinis for attention -the paparazzi take pics – the blogs write about them like they matter – but ultimately, they are no different than your mom in a bikini, just regular girls with a dream, doing what they can getting half naked for immigrants with a camera. Here are the top 4 no names in bikinis of the weekend. You don’t know who they are, what they have done, but you have seen them in bikinis. 1- Stephanie Pratt 2- Rita Rusic 3-Maripily Rivera 4-Claudia Romani

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Top 4 No Names in Bikinis from This Weekend of the Day

Becca Tobin in Lingerie of the Day

Damn, this girl has a shitty waist to hip ratio. She’s built like a box, a fucking rectangle, lumber, with no fucking gap, which is almost unheard of, yet she’s compelled to get in her underwear for some bottom feeding publication, I’m a jerk, like an attention seeking whore hoping to increase her fan base, trying to get noticed the right way, and the reality is that despite her lack of curves, she’s not fat, she’s got a little booty, and she’s posing in her fucking underwear in a photoshoop, pretty much making her good enough for me, I just like giving her a hard time, so that she doesn’t let her ego get ahead of herself. She’s still a nobody on Glee, half naked or not, it’s just nice to see her career taking the right path….and what it comes down to is that she’s still lovely, even if she needs a little constructive criticism to give her a bit of a complex. Trust me, it is better this way.

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Becca Tobin in Lingerie of the Day

Arianny Celeste Viral Video of the Day

So some nerd movie site has hired Arianny Celeste to read some lame script in her underwear about movie trivia, you know to promote them and make them matter in the grand scheme of the internet. A simple strategy that works. Even if the concept is weak and repetitive. I am posting it because any strip video of a girl who was destined to be an actual stripper and who I assume was a Vegas stripper before she won the fucking lottery and became UFC piece of ass while keeping her clothes. Making me angry, while making the UFC less homo erotic with her shitty implants….and who has a ridiculous fan fan base because of it. More importantly, she has a ridiculous body… stripping, on Youtube, even though I know she’s not getting actually naked, making it hardly a strip, but more a taking off a couple of layers of clothes in an awkward dance, like a pile of shit that doesn’t know it’s worth or purpose, cock teasing while phony stripping like she’s not a fucking hooker….

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Arianny Celeste Viral Video of the Day

Arianny Celeste Viral Video of the Day

So some nerd movie site has hired Arianny Celeste to read some lame script in her underwear about movie trivia, you know to promote them and make them matter in the grand scheme of the internet. A simple strategy that works. Even if the concept is weak and repetitive. I am posting it because any strip video of a girl who was destined to be an actual stripper and who I assume was a Vegas stripper before she won the fucking lottery and became UFC piece of ass while keeping her clothes. Making me angry, while making the UFC less homo erotic with her shitty implants….and who has a ridiculous fan fan base because of it. More importantly, she has a ridiculous body… stripping, on Youtube, even though I know she’s not getting actually naked, making it hardly a strip, but more a taking off a couple of layers of clothes in an awkward dance, like a pile of shit that doesn’t know it’s worth or purpose, cock teasing while phony stripping like she’s not a fucking hooker….

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Rosie Jones Romantic Shoot for NUTS of the Day

Here is Glamour model Rosie Jones posing in a photoshoot for NUTS magazine that reminds me of some romance shit, like when a 50 year old woman decides to compete with the porn her husband has chosen over her, by hitting up a cheesy photo studio in the mall, with fabric draped off the walls, a photo school drop out with a camera, and a woman who has lost her spirit, but who keeps on trying….only this is the Glamour Model, equally sad story, but with her whole life ahead of her, and a marriage that will probably be with a soccer player and far more luxurious…. Here are them there titty pics, all romantic and shit, like a strip club lap dance room, the picture version.

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Rosie Jones Romantic Shoot for NUTS of the Day

Helena Christensen Back from the Dead and Amazing for Elle Spain of the Day

At my core, I am totally against 44 year old women. In fact I generally hate them, and avoid them at all costs, because sure the whole recently divorced, just want to slut out with no commitment, because they have been burned, have kids and a job, and no time to cling onto you is awesome, not to mention their years of experience in fucking, and the ease of entry of most household objects thanks to child birth, but they are still in their 40s and their pussies smell like an old folks home, no matter how many pairs of their daughters Lululemon pants their squeeze into…I figure there’s so many 25 year old willing to have a one night stand, who don’t have their inner thigh skin hanging around their knees to throw me off. But every once in a while, a top model like Helena Christensen, one of the OG Victoria’s Secret model comes along and reminds me that the only 44 year old women I really hate is the one I married. I mean shit, she looks fucking perfect enough for me in this bikini shoot. I want her life experience and born in 1968 dripping off my fucking face. Seriously, I’m in love. I need to climb the nearest mountain and scream her fucking name….amazing…

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I Want to Sniff Ashley Tisdale’s Bike Seat of the Day

I have a fake fetish, one that I just find funny to put out there with girls, just to get a reaction, because my life is boring and getting reactions out of people, keeps me mildly entertained. That fake fetish is sniffing bike seats. I like to either go up to girls on their bikes and ask them outright, or I just pretend to do it to get a reaction, and every single time, I’ve been looked at with disgust or told off. It’s like girls are cool with rubbing their sweaty vaginas all over their seats, sometimes in skirts with no panties, or bikinis…..but for a random awesome dude to want a sniff, they act like I’m some kind of rapist, it’s not like even asking them to suck my dick a back alley or some shit, I mean if someone asked me to sniff my seat, I’d tell them to be my guest, because really that shit is harmless….even if the seat has AIDS, which I am sure is scientifically possible, because you don’t sniff with your exposed dick, and you don’t get your mouth on it, unless you get real close to take it all in….and I think that maybe this fake fetish is growing into a real fetish…all thanks to this post….at least it distracts me from Tisdale’s mangled face.

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I Want to Sniff Ashley Tisdale’s Bike Seat of the Day

I Want to Sniff Ashley Tisdale’s Bike Seat of the Day

I have a fake fetish, one that I just find funny to put out there with girls, just to get a reaction, because my life is boring and getting reactions out of people, keeps me mildly entertained. That fake fetish is sniffing bike seats. I like to either go up to girls on their bikes and ask them outright, or I just pretend to do it to get a reaction, and every single time, I’ve been looked at with disgust or told off. It’s like girls are cool with rubbing their sweaty vaginas all over their seats, sometimes in skirts with no panties, or bikinis…..but for a random awesome dude to want a sniff, they act like I’m some kind of rapist, it’s not like even asking them to suck my dick a back alley or some shit, I mean if someone asked me to sniff my seat, I’d tell them to be my guest, because really that shit is harmless….even if the seat has AIDS, which I am sure is scientifically possible, because you don’t sniff with your exposed dick, and you don’t get your mouth on it, unless you get real close to take it all in….and I think that maybe this fake fetish is growing into a real fetish…all thanks to this post….at least it distracts me from Tisdale’s mangled face.

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I Want to Sniff Ashley Tisdale’s Bike Seat of the Day