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Naya Rivera, Jennifer Morrison, Clare Bowen, Christa Miller Nude for Allure of the Day

They are nude – but they might as well be clothed, because I can’t see spread asshole or labia, so it doesn’t fucking count, but I guess the less desensitized virgin motherfuckers and Arabs, will see all this skin, and get excited their favorite girl from TV is naked, despite not being able to see any of the parts that make her naked, but who is naked, as technicality cuz she’s not in fucking clothes…. To me, it just reminds me of this girl I dated with a meaty pussy, who was ashamed of her meaty pussy, and who I think used to tuck her meaty pussy into herself, because everytime we’d have sex she’d run to the bathroom, not to mention, she also wore maxi pads every fucking day and when I asked her way, she said cuz it was like a pillow for her pussy, which was almost as weird as the fact that despite fucking her, I never saw her pussy. She didn’t like being eaten out, she’d let me finger her and fuck her, but the second we were done, pants were on. It fucked with my mind, because I was like “i fuck this girl, but I’ve never seen her twat”…. Only this is the nude modeling version. For those of you who don’t know these girls – Naya Rivera is on Glee, Jennifer Morrison was on House, is on Once Upon a Time, Christa Miller is on Cougar Town and thank god she’s not Courtney Cox and Clare Bowen is on Nashville….

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Beyonce in a Bikini for H&M of the Day

Whoever the people at H&M who decided to make Beyonce their bikini spokesperson are, I hate them. I get that she’s got a whole lot of celebrity around her and that’s good for marketing shit, and I get that people are more accepting of fat chicks, and terrorize fitness and fitness events, because it is better of society to feed people shit, give them chronic illness, make them lazy, so that the powers that be can get richer and have more control…. But they could have used her in other ways, like modeling their ski suits, cuz shit, I don’t want to see Beyonce, a fat mom, who even before having a kid was thick in a bad way, in a bikini, even if she’s fucking photoshopped. It’s the fucking worst. This offends me. It’s like watching the fat mom at the resort applying sunscreen. You know you hate it, but you can’t turn away.

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Beyonce in a Bikini for H&M of the Day

Rachel Bilson Bikinis in Barbados of the Day

Rachel Bilson is wasted opportunity. I get that people haven’t let go and probably think she’s fucking hot, and compared to her partner in the OC, Mischa Barton, she is, but when I look at her all engaged on the beach in her bikini, I see a decently fit body with a good amount of booty, that I would like to watch have sex…. I also see a teen star who at her peak turned her back on the public and moved to Canada to be with some half assed actor from Star Wars who brainwashed her, trapped her, locked her a cage and took her away from all the random sex, pussy flashes and nipple slips while drunk that her counterparts in the 2000s were taking part in and those glory days will never come back, cuz when you’re in your 30s, it’s not quite as fun, cute or easy to blow off and based on the Real Housewives, it’s actually pathetic and depressing cry for attention shit…..instead of just free spirited, I’m a girl with lots of money people want to fuck shit. Well some things don’t change, as Hayden, her captor holds onto her tightly so she doesn’t get out of range, so that she can’t escape again, because that’s what love and entrapment is…. She’s not as hot as she was, but she’s still half naked on the beach, good times. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rachel Bilson Bikinis in Barbados of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Ad By Michael Bay of the Day

Here’s an ad for Victoria’s Secret, that I am posting for free, because I am an idiot and would rather give people, especially billion dollar corporations free publicity, it’s all part of my strategy to stay broke and hurting forever. I mean who wants mansions, fast cars and babes hanging off them, it’s all about fat chicks and getting your power cut off, you know fuck fine dining, feed me ramen noodles that shit is 3 for 99 cents. But I guess, in their own way, Victoria’s Secret is paying me in girls in bikinis next to expensive cars, you know cuz I love their half naked bitches, even when shot by Michael Bay in a multi million dollar ad, because last time I checked I can use videos of babes in bikinis to pay my fucking rent. The video features the regular gang of rejects – Candice, Karlie Kloss, Lima, Chanel Iman and Behati… Speaking of Behati, here are two pics of her in lingerie for the brand….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Victoria-Secret-Summer-Campaign.flv

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Beyonce’s Nipple Dress of the Day

In some cry for attention, trying to be shocking and exciting, an artist who really puts herself out there and is probably hoping people will give her the same attention they give Rihanna, because you know Rihanna is her husband’s employee, and wives always hate the younger hotter money makers in their husband’s office. Beyonce has put on a weird glitter titty shirt. If she’s going for sex appeal, Beyonce has failed, this is more of a moms gathering in the park to protest breast feeding, you know some crazy hippie celebration of the woman form and natural feeding process….but I’m gonna assume Beyonce is too into herself to bother with breast feeding, that shit’s for the wet nurse, she’s got music to make and dances to choreograph. No matter what this is, you know that Beyonce is into herself and this is obviously just an extension of that love. Now I’m sure these aren’t her nipples, and that they are just costume, because Beyonce nipples are probably much more pepperoni shaped, and aiming more towards the ground, but it’s like putting prosthetic tits on a bitch who needs tgen, the illusion is there, and even if it doesn’t do much for me or for Beyonce, it still happened…. Next stop will be her glitter covered dick suit. TO SEE THE REST OF HER CONCERT PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Nina Agdal for Esquire of the Day

For some reason, people have been posting NINA AGDAL BIKINI CATALOG PICS like they are interesting, or more importantly, like they are new, even though I posted them February, cuz that’s just the kind of blogger I am….one who is on top of shit even though I don’t want to be… I figured if you’re looking for the latest in this bikini model who looks a little downs syndrome in the face, but is making it big thanks to SI and her rockin’ immigrant body, here are some hot pics she did for the recent esquire.

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Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini for Agua de Coco of the Day

At least this isn’t Victoria’s Secret, but I am going to assume that it is probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, because Candice Swanepoel is modeling it, and she’ pretty much is owned by the billion dollar brand, because I hate Victoria’s Secret pictures. They are all the fucking same, they lack creativity, and they edit out the good parts of the girls, like their stubble on their inner thigh bikini line, and their hard nipples they’d totally expose if they were allowed or told to,, because that’s life as a fucking puppet…a puppet a want to fuck…but in all seriousness, what puppet wouldn’t I fuck….

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Lacey Banghard Hiding Her Nipples for FHM of the Day

Lacey Banghard is a Glamour Model from the UK, who I am going to assume was not originally named Banghard, but who was clever enough to give herself a stripper name, because that’s probably where the agency looking for topless models found her, which I guess was the lap dance lottery winning ticket, because it led to such great roles like winning Page 3 Idol competition, to NUTS magazine, to Celebrity big brother, I mean she’s really fuckin made it compared to sucking drug dealer dick in a lap dance booth for coke and not compared to actually making it. Here she is in FHM, not showing tits, because she’s just that famous now, that she doen’t have to degrade herself or objectify herself like that anymore, plus she’s got a banana as a prop to remind us she’s nothin’ but a whore a whore I am a fan of.

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Lacey Banghard Hiding Her Nipples for FHM of the Day

Chrissy Teigen for Beach Bunny of the Day

Chrissy Teigen is some ethnic busty model from SI who I consider part of the stepfather family. Not because I am black or asian and not because I am her husband, John Legend’s long lost relative from the same orphanage or wherever he learned to play piano before landing a gold digging modeling wife. Not that she’s necessarily a gold digger, I don’t know her personal finances, maybe she’s just a fame whore and likes the celebrity connection, because I am sure she could be fucking far richer people than him. Whatever her deal is, she’s definitely not fucking the poor dude in the studio apartment down the street because girls are all the fucking same and always choose the good life. I consider her part of the stepfather family, because she tweeted me once, probably something rude, I don’t remember, but it turns out it’s just that easy to get with me people. I’m such a slut. Here’s the video….

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Chrissy Teigen for Beach Bunny of the Day

Jersey Shore Continues to Offend in a Bikini of the Day

Like a cockroach, or the AIDS virus, these Jersey Shore garbage humans refuse to fucking die, and continue to get their shitty bodies into bikinis, despite having no business being in bikinis, reminding me of everything wrong with bikinis, despite my general love for bikinis, which is just something I don’t like. I hate fat chicks who think they are hot cuz dudes fuck them at 3 am when wasted. I don’t care if you fuck 300 dudes bitch, you’re still a fucking pig that no one wants to see half naked. Especially not when sober. I mean look at this sloppy sack of shit. It’s the worst..but you probably like it, you know with the whole tits thing.

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Jersey Shore Continues to Offend in a Bikini of the Day