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Daniella Monet’s Mermaid Costume of the Day

Posted on October 25, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Daniella Monet is some chubby 23 year old who has been in a lot of horrible movies…you know the kind of movies that come on TV late night and you’re too lazy to stab yourself in your ears and/or eyes to make the pain stop…so you watch it and end up getting sucked into the story, even if the acting, writing, and everything about it is shit….she’s also been on some TV shows and the world is her fucking oyster…and here she is posting pics of herself in the most inconvenient Halloween costume, unless you have a handler and a massive aquarium but one that is far more erotic than those ghetto “sexy” stripper caliber costumes all the other bitches are wearing….especially when mermaids are porn to you.

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Lara Bingle in a Bathing Suits for Cleo Australia of the Day

Posted on October 25, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

LARA BINGLE ignores me on social networking…not that I ever figured out why I was following her in the first place on social networking….you see I have never been to Australia…even though I like their women….who when aren’t Lara Bingle…are fun, down to party, and hot as fuck while dressed all cool….into my sleazy and creepy jokes…but I ended up following her anyway…and bitch has huge amounts of fans…which makes no sense to me….but she’s milking it…getting endorsement gigs and sometimes they end up with her in bikini…while other times they end up with her getting her pussy sniffed by a dog… She may not matter, but in her defense…no one really does….and here she is in bathing suits for some Australian mag called CLEO

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Nina Agdal for Sauvage Swimwear of the Day

Posted on October 24, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Adgal is a hot bikini model at the top of her game…but for some reason she looks like she’s got a mild case of DOWNS….I as a humanitarian, I think all of God’s children deserve to live out their dreams, especially if those dreams are getting half naked and showing off an rocking body, even if you have DOWNS….because it’s not handicap it is handicapable people…. Not that she has downs….but if she does…she’d probably win the DOWNS beauty pageant….which may not being saying much….and which may not be all that much a competition for her….but it’s nicer than saying she’d lose…. If anything….if DOWNS looked like this…or more babies with DOWNS looked like this, I am sure the DOWNS abortion rate thanks to pre-screening tests would drop substantial…cuz hot girls…even when retarded get the fuck ahead and have it real easy….. Here she is for some bathing suit company….and on that note I am going to the beach to stare at local whores in their bikinis…to recruit like I was Victoria’s Secret…but instead of shooting for catalog…we’re just gonna shoot for my masturbation files…cuz I am in central america people…and still fucking posting cuz I am committed or a loser or a committed loser….

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Amber Heard Hot Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on October 24, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amber Heard is the hooker who seduced Johnny Depp with her fake lesbian for attention like all the college girls do, vagina….leading to him leaving his wife of many years and to her becoming a little more of a household name, as that is kinda what she’s in this celebrity game for….and that drive, work ethic and ability to prostitute herself like some kind of tranny in a gay bar seeking a new strain of AIDS to help end his broken fucking life….has lead to these romantic and lovely unknown fetish pics that I can only assume are part of her lesbian mission to lure Ellen or some other granola eating organic farm vegan in construction boots and rippled flannel….cuz photoshoots like this is totally what legit dykes jerk off to….clearly all the lesbian out there realize I am joking cuz they know they only like watching girls build like trucks inserting dolphin shaped dildos in their asses…none of this lipstick shit….not that Amber Heard is a lesbian…that was just for business…but she is smoking in these pics…literally. I get this Hollywood Glam angle…but I prefer the coked Hollywood hookers from the early 80s look…just cuz they are more representative of this girl who should be in porn….here are the pics.

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Karolina Kurkova Non-Nude for Vogue Germany of the Day

Posted on October 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My expectations are always too high when it comes to Germany….I know it is probably a cliche, or played out, but I am sure at one point in time was actual truth, where their culture was really into almost criminal S&M and Shit Eating fetishes….and whenever I hear a model…especially a lingerie model…like KAROLINA KURKOVA who was almost blacklisted from the lingerie modeling world for being a fat bitch…and more importantly…. WAS FEATURED ON NATIONAL TV FOR BEING FAT BACKSTAGE AT THE VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOW before realizing what is important in life…and that’s getting paid to not be a fat bitch….so I was expecting a lot more out of this…but I figure I’ll post Karolina Kurkova for her die hard fans and for those of you who just can’t get enough of women in outrageous pants……and big fuckin’ smiles…This is a feel good photoshoot for those of us who lack a soul.

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Maria Edible for Inked of the Day

Posted on October 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not posting these pics because I find this character hot…or sexy…or remotely like anything I would be willing to have sex with….I am not posting it because I like girls and food….I actually am a firm believer in girls starving themselves…I am posting this cuz I kinda love what she’s doing…and I don’t know what…you see I live with an amateur professional eater and she’s just fat and fucking disgusting about it…if anything…I even gag when she eats a fucking carrot cuz I know where that is gonna lead….but this Maria Edible is all rock and roll about it…she is like the pin-up model who isn’t a babe by any fucking means….but who has found a totally disgusting talent that is marketable cuz she’s not Asian or obese…and because she’s not offensively fat because of it…and carries it well….it makes it all kinda ok….according to me which is real the defining voice of what is acceptable or not…. Here’s a video of her in action… Here are pics of her in Inked November issue…..

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Victoria Silvstedt Devil Hooker in Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Posted on October 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These are a week old, but in my defense…I don’t give a fuck about Victoria Silvstedt or her shameless self promotion. I have never been a fan of her and the last 2 decades she’s been doing the exact same thing. She lacks creativity and the peak wasn’t her 1990s Playboy stint…it was public sex with a billionaire…that lead to her trying to sue me for posting the fucking pics…like an unappreciative cunt who was getting exactly what her hooker, fake tit, fake hair, really tight body for a 45 year old, cuz that body is why she gets paid by her billionaire boyfriend/employer/cuz he has a wife at home…. Sometimes, the bikini pics get the best of me and I am forced to post them even when the girl in them is likely the devil….and most definitely a very high paid escort.

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Miley Cyrus Showing Leg in a Leopard Skirt with her Fiance of the Day

Posted on October 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If I could learn one lesson from my travels through Miami International airport in recent hours, it is that weddings…or the people who have destination weddings, are the worst kind of white trash around….I am talking under 25 year old fat girls drinking cocktails and eating deep friend appetizers in a TGI Fridays as their neck fat jiggles and they brag about how hard they are gonna fuck in efforts to get knocked up on this magical adventure in paradise…or whatever the fuck I just witnessed…. Marriage is for idiots. It is for trash. It is for 9-5 workings, suburban dwelling trash who want to pump out kids and live the miserable life their mothers and fathers had….because they just don’t have other options in their town of 5000 people…. Marriage, when it comes to Miley…is a joke…like it is whenever a 20 year old says she’s engaged…it is part of a master marketing plan that she may actually believe she’s engaged in….cuz this robot…is such a fucking robot…she doesn’t know what is real….but I know one thing that is real…and that is how bad I want to have zoo-like sex with her while looking at her leg peak through her wild and crazy animal print dress…even when it comes with product placement you know this robot is being paid to wear…. There’s just something about Miley that makes me want to cum in her as much as I want to punch her in the face…not that I’d ever hit a woman…it was figurative not literal people….I would only hit Miley if I was drunk and confused this dyke haircut for some genderless hipster staging a home invasion…and I had to fight for survival….not that that would ever happen…Miley doesn’t know what Canada is. She’s educated like that. I can’t believe I just wrote a fucking novel set to pics of Miley taking a walk. There is something wrong with me. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kris Jenner Instagram Sort of Nipslip of the Day

Posted on October 22, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Marie-Eve Martinez here. Kris Jenner disgusts me and not because of the way she looks – she’s actually pretty fit overall for a lady her age – but because she will stop at nothing to exploit every member of her family any chance she gets. I’d like to say I think it’s all in the name of a pay check but for her and Kim especially I’m really starting to think these bitches do most of this shit for the attention because they are worthless and save for their stupid TV show, have nothing going for them but the way they look . You don’t get paid for posting pics of yourself on Instagram slipping nipples, for instance. The craziest part about the Kardashians is the way the media eats these people up – even Oprah Winfrey and Barbara Walters for god sakes – which is pretty fucking funny if you think about it because we live in a North American society where the sex industry is frowned upon for the most part by the general public but if parents want to go ahead and pimp their own children by (alledgedly)  marketing their sex tape an using it to negotiate a television deal, they get featured on TV specials. Seriously what the fuck is going on? I’d say I can’t wait til Bruce Jenner dumps this cunt’s ass  – Brusce Jenner seems alright – but I’m sure she will just find a way to make another few million dollars off of it and if I know this bitch at all she’s probably consulted with producers already regarding her spin-off divorce solo show. You know, just in case.

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Lais Ribeiro in Some Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day

Posted on October 22, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilian 20 year old model for Victoria’s Secret who I guess they are training to be the next Adriana Lima now that Adriana Lima is old, thick and a mom, cuz that’s what her Catholic anti-contraception did to her….and she is fucking amazing…. All ethnic looking, with a ridiculous body, ready to take the fuck over….and here is a gallery of a bunch of her pics…cuz I’m on my way to a jungle to find my own girls who look like this to recruit to my harem…. I am sure we’ll be seeing a lot more of her, she’s new blood to an old, played out, photoshopped out nipple and vagina lip for boring concept, catalog pics that make billions and I’m welcoming her with open arms…just as soon as I let go of my dick.

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