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Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine Party With Strippers of the Day

Here is a wild and crazy video of sluts who would have become strippers if their parents didn’t force them into this child acting/child prostituting and in Vanessa Hudgens case, child pornography is socially acceptable cuz it is Hollywood and everyone wishes they were Hollywood so anything goes in Hollywood, whorin’ yourself daily, cuz if you don’t another whore will move in and whore harder….before crashing, burning and committing suicide…that’s how it works… So the cast of Springbreakers are rocking out with strippers in the most boring way I can only assume is part of the Springbreaker marketing campaign, but until I have confirmation, I’m just gonna blame hip hop. Ok…I have confirmation, Springbreakers official Youtube put this out….I’m so clever and onto you Hollywood….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Springbreakers-Stippers-Marketing.flv

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Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine Party With Strippers of the Day

Bar Refaeli Big Tits for Twitter of the Day

Friday night, Bar Refaeli was on Jimmy Fallon and I didn’t watch it because I find Jimmy Fallon an annoying twerp of a person who would have been someone I bullied in high school…due to his weak character….weak jokes….and weak existence…..while Bar Refaeli is thick, an opportunist, hustling underwear like she’s working in a Moroccan market, a peddler who just happened to fuck some of the right famous people and who achieved personal gain because of it….but at least she’s got some big old titties that I can use to distract me from all the hate that is going on in this shit….If you’re wondering why I’m posting this days after it happened….I have no answers for you, but I am impressed you are reading this as I am sure no one ever does…..

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Bar Refaeli Big Tits for Twitter of the Day

Blake Lively is Pantsless for Allure October of the Day

Hey remember when Blake Lively got married to Ryan Reynolds in a secret wedding in North Carolina the other day…..it was awesome….everyone is talking about it….so it must be important….even though neither Blake Lively or Ryan Reynolds give a fuck about us…they don’t even know us by name…let alone get involved in who we are fucking….but for some reason we care about them…like they fucking matter….even though they really fucking don’t….I assume there is a PR company behind this story somewhere…covering up something….putting her out there pantsless for Allure for a reason….a reason I can only assume is to give me something to look at….. Here are the pics…of her posing with a lamb and children….I wonder if she is Jesus…and whether this is a religious experience…

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Chris Brown’s New Tattoo of the Day

I am not a Fine Art critic, but luckily Chris Brown’s neck tattoo is not fine art, if anything it is ghetto as shit, and it is obvious that it is a battered woman, because I guess he is trying to come to terms and accept and embrace that dark time of his life, or some other bullshit line, when really it is just a way to get people to talk about him, because this Rihanna beating has been he best thing for his and her career….making you wonder how authentic the whole thing was to begin with even though beating a girl up seems like the most insane publicity stunt of all time….but then you see her KISSING HIM ON THE LIPS AT THE VMAS …. and you figure something’s up with this….Keep it gully.

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Morena Baccarin Hot for Esquire of the Day

I had never heard of this Brazilian actor before, but after lookin gher up, I saw that she was in all kinds of ridiculous nerd shit, and seeing as this is a blog, and no matter how fucking rock and roll I am….and no matter how many models I have sex with….I will still have nerd readers….it’s the internet….nerds built this shit like it was a real doll robot version of Morena Baccarin, someone you have never heard of and would find weird….but who they married in a private ceremony in Second Life….even though the real Morena Baccarin wasn’t involved. So she’s been in Stagate, Serenity, V, FIrefly and some other nerd bullshit….and now she’s in Esquire giving me boners.

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Morena Baccarin Hot for Esquire of the Day

Kate Upton Huge Monster at FNO of the Day

Kate Upton at Fashion Night Out is like watching National Geographic Channel…because she’s a monster of a woman who people have accidentally confused for a hot woman…cuz she has big tits and takes a decent picture…but who when you see out amongst real humans you can tell she’s just big as fuck and hiding a belly that was bound to happen the day she put on her 36 DD bra….it was just a matter of time before her metabolism slowed down and she morphed into Anna Nicole Smith…..a future that’s not too far away….but that isn’t amongst us yet…so staring at her tits, ignoring her stomach, is the best strategy to enjoy her…. Here’s the video of the beast…..shot from the gut up…for obvious reasons….

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Some Pregnant Holly Madison Bikini Pics of the Day

Holly Madison made it in life as a nude model in Playboy and I guess she’s out endorsing her out of wedlock, statistic in training, future criminal with a criminal father and stripper who pretends to be more than a stripper mother genetic pool, fetus that is polluting her uterus the only way she knows how….by posing in a bikini….once a whore always a whore…a constant that makes me happy in this cold miserable evil filled world…. She’s not ready to drop porn fetish worthy yet, but when she is, you’ll probbaly be sure to see her spread eagled…cuz that’s just the kind of lady she is. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jasmine Lennard Celeb Big Brother Leaked Nude of the Day

Jasmine Lennard is some UK celebrity who people in the UK probably don’t consider a celebrity, becasue all she’s really done is big brother…but she does have wikipedia page so that must mean something…more importantly…she recently had a nude pic of her leaked to twitter that she is now publicly fighting….even though it is safe to say that she was the one involved in the picture in the first place…mainly because she is in the fucking thing…and now one would really even notice the shit got leaked if she wasn’t being a fucking annoyance about it….I guess that’s what happens when you are a rich bitch with a ririch father and a Chanel model mother who probably resented you you’re entire life for ruining their fun and being annoying…hence why she’s using her resources to achieve this Kim Kardashian level of bullshit fame…without even releasing a video…when everyone knows this is the video era…you aren’t shit unless dick is in your mouth in motion…. The funniest thing is that shee has a kid with Shifty from Crazytown, the crackhead who was on all the rehab shows….who hasn’t done shit in a decade and who can barely afford a pot to piss in after his one-hit-wonder fizzled out…. Awesome strategy on her party….let’s have a kid with the poor drug addict who was once famous…..I guess the good news is she’s got a nice lookin pussy from this angle…meaty in the good way not the mangled rape victim hacked up way…. Either way, she’s a good girl. I like the way she plays.

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Miley Cyrus in Some Shorts for Some Rock the Vote Bullshit of the DAy

Miley Cyrus is amazing…everyone is shitting on each other’s face about her hair, but who the fuck cares about whether she’s got a shaved head or not…some of the best blowjobs I have had have been from bitches going through cancer treatment….but that was only because I worked at a cancer ward of a hospital for a minute and I’m good a seducing….and this shit isn’t even bald, it’s on some hipster ghetto girl kick, the Hollywood, privileged girl who is out to get some attention because that’s what pays her fucking bills, and now she is on some Rock the Vote campaign, because I guess she believes in our democratic right in our capitalist society, or maybe, just maybe, she’s getting paid….

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Lake Bell From How to Make It In America Titties of the DAy

The How to Make in America DVD just dropped and the pirates went nuts….probably not cuz the show is awesome….cuz I have seen it and it sucks but because Lake Bell is pretty fucking hot and I have posted her in past because of it …. I normally don’t love staring at 33 year old tits because they are usually married, fat and come with grey pubic hair that isn’t maintained due to marriage and giving up on life that comes with marriage….who cares….here are her tits that you’ve probably already seen…

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Lake-Bell-How-To-Make-It.flv

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