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Kelly Brook’s Amazing Outtakes for NUTS Magazine of the Day

Kelly Brook is amazing as long as there is photoshop nearby….you see cuz she’s old as fuck and in order to rock tits like this….a bitch has got to have a square, large ass to go with it, but the second she’s half naked in photoshoots, she’s got the face and titties, that make it all ok, and we don’t even need to worry about the hours spent shaping her into whatever is going on here, cuz we like unrealistic expectations for our masturbation materials…and we like believing that there are super human pussy out there that probably don’t look anything like this, but at least they do a good job pretending….cuz she looks fucking awesome in these pics….

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Kelly Brook’s Amazing Outtakes for NUTS Magazine of the Day

Last Week’s J.Lo Bikini Pics of the Day

J.Lo showed off her uneventful body in her uneventful bikini with her uneventful lover who is likely a homosexual fan and back up dancer’s of hers who she is pretending is her lover cuz it is good for the media attention like when she was involved in shootings when dating rappers in the 90s, you know when she was relevant and more interesting or acceptable to jerk off to, you know the kind of homosexual on payroll who likes the attention cuz this is his big break and has no real say in the whole thing cuz she will just use another boy toy to trick middle age women into believing in her divorcee comeback….unless he’s just a K-Fed…in which case I approve…but would prefer if he encouraged to cover her up that mom body in a snow suit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Christina Milian’s Bathing Suit for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know which one of these bitchs is Christina Milian…because they both look the same to me…and that isn’t meant to be a racist comment…you know all black or ethnics look the same shit…or is it? I figure it can’t be racist if you think both these bitches are lovely enough to try to get pregnant, even if you do it by mailing plastic bags of cum to their fan clubs, even if the idea of Christina Milian having a fan club is a joke…since she’s had one hit song, one hot video and now reads twitter comments on The Voice….far from a hero….just another single mother stereoype….with hot tits or friends with hot tits….who cares who they belong to because there are hot tits…

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Christina Milian’s Bathing Suit for Twitter of the Day

Emma Watson for Glamour Magazine of the Day

Emma Watson always entertains me because she’s not all that hot, but she’s got this loyal pervert fan base who think she is…. They have been waiting for her to turn 18 since the first Harry Potter movie, you know back before she was pubic hairy, but that they waited out before jerking off to her, cuz in their wizard dens in their basements where they make potions dressed like Harry Potter, she is queen, and you must respect your Wizard queen…and not pollute her or dishonor her….people are fucking weird…. Here are some pics of her in Glamour

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Emma Watson for Glamour Magazine of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is an Idiot of the Day

I don’t know if Lindsay Lohan is trying to be hip hop….all gangster…being brought down for crimes against society…stealing everything she comes in contact with….like she was the fucking G-Unit….but if she is she’s coming across as embarrassing as the whitest black guy ever who was next to me in line….when he asked a gully black girl if she is “Keeping it Real”….up on some Steve Urkel shit…. You see cuz Lohan is a fucking poptart….rich kid who is worth a couple of million and who is fucking famous and has all the opportunity in the world to make her life memorable…whether by leaving the entertainment industry…or working in it…but fluttering around it like some spoiled cunt…is just annoying… I look at her with hate…cuz she has what so many people want…hot tits, opportunity, access, celebrity, money and she’s shitting all over it cuz she’s some broken girl…but at the same time…seeing her publicity stunts about stealing jewelery or racking up hotel bills is kinda hysterical…it can’t be real…the fact it was leaked kinda proves that….when all she has to do is release a fucking sex tape….something I am sure is cumming…and so will I…. Either way…she’s a fucking retard I want to fuck….but then again…so is every retard…

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Lindsay Lohan is an Idiot of the Day

Sara Underwood Keeps Trying of the Day

Sara Underwood is a trashy broken girl who pretends she is not broken but who must be kinda broken because unlike every other girl in the world who are equally hot or even hotter than her…she decided to do Playboy at 18, which proved to be the best thing for her career along with fake dating Ryan Seacrest….because it got her a fan base and allowed her to milk the shit….while other girls were all busy with college and summer jobs and shit…proving that the real sucker is the bitch who hasn’t jumped into the sex trade like she was molested as a kid…. So here is a pics she posted to twitter of her licking another girl…to excite her fans…..and here is the typical desk of the typical Sara Underwood fan…that she posted to her Twitter….ackowledging that people who like her do not have sex….. Cuz G4 TV and the nerd market she’s capitalizing on are loyal and get her hot pussy paid….

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Sara Underwood Keeps Trying of the Day

Sofia Vergara’s Fat Tits in a Hispanic Dress of the Day

Sofia Vergara is showing off her fat 40 year old mom tits while hiding her fat 40 year old mom belly that to date she’s done a good job keeping off or hidden or toned…but that she’ll probably allow in for permanent residence status….since she’s hit the top she wanted to hit when fucking all those people to get there….an Emmy, critical acclaim, praise and fans, money….all things that were never expected when she was debating being a stripper when she was a fresh off the boat single mother….and can let things go….I mean I guess that’s why she’s wearing some flashy, shiny, dress you’d expect to see at some Hispanic prom, Hispanic wedding, Hispanic Christening, Hispanic Sunday….and that makes me laugh…while her big tits make me horny…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lady Gaga Horribly Not Erotic for Terry Richardson of the Day

Lady Gaga can afford to hire the best hipster turned high fashion photographer to make herself look good cuz he has the ability to make models look grimey and hot…while making grimey girls look like angels I want to tongue…even though I’d normally not want to tongue them unless they were covered in saran wrap…cuz even with my low standards…I rarely eat out hookers….even though they have more flavor than non-hookers….even though I view all women as hookers…whether working for their rich husband, famous boyfriend, or random guys who make them feel good…sex is always a transaction…..but unfortunately…Gaga can only look good in an autopsy photo after suicide….you see cuz she’s the fucking worst…. Amateur porning out or not…she’s really not hot…that face of a demon throws everything off….even that ass that I’ve grabbed behind her security’s back before she was famous and that was nice to touch….but destroyed by everything about her… Here are the pics anyway…

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Lady Gaga Horribly Not Erotic for Terry Richardson of the Day

Vanessa Paradis Topless Beach Pics of the Day

Vanessa Paradis is an old French singer who was a childstar, but more known for being the bitch who locked Johnny Depp into marriage for 15 years….and now she’s taken her single, 40 year old tits to the beach and got herself all topless, because that’s how they make bathing suits in France, and sure they’re nothing substantial, but they did probably cost Johnny Depp 100 million dollars in the divorce, so that alone makes them fucking golden….just not quite as good as Amber Heard’s tits, that Johnny Depp was willing to trade these in, and pay a serious penalty, for…. Who cares. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Bar Refaeli Bikini for Twitter of the Day

I am not a fan of Bar Refaeli….and it is not cuz I am an anti-semite who likes watching World War II movies to see the Jews die…it is because she seems like a spoiled fucking cunt, unrelated to her religion, who only dates famous people because she likely thinks she’s so fucking hot, but in reality, at least based on all the people i know in Isreal, she’s not ever remotely close to as hot as the other beach girls….she is thick, boring and even when walking on water, not holy enough for me to buy into her bullshit like she was the real Jesus…..but I will still look at her shit

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Bar Refaeli Bikini for Twitter of the Day