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Lana del Rey for H&M of the Day

I am on the fence about this Lana De Rey bitch….I mean I’d obviously fuck the shit out of her til she can’t walk if given the chance…because she has a vagina…and that’s all I require for choosing who to sex 98 percent of the time….the other 2 percent of the time I just freestyle (ladyboys)…. I think her music is a scam, her career a sham…she’s just a rich kid with a dad willing to invest to keep her off the streets and humiliating the family…you know channel her weirdness into something bigger than life….even her weirdness is just typical rich kid weirdness that leads to hipsterism, trust fund millionaires, in 4,000 dollar a month artist lofts, doing pure cocaine all day, cuz that street shit cut with glass is for real artists…. But I’m not bitter, I don’t really care about her commercial hustle, or that she’s riding the wave of her youtube hits…I just think sex tape is always the better strategy than corporate spokesmodeling…. So I’m not sure if she’s hot or not, but her lips would be fun to fuck, all numb and unhuman…. I’m posting the pics for H&M anyway…

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Barbara Palvin is Amazing for Fashion Issue of the Day

Barbara Palvin is a model and she’s awesome. She’s 18. She’s already booked shit like Victoria’s Secret and she’s from some third World communist war torn country….making me wonder how at 18 she has already come so far and with so many girls competing with her….leading me to think the modeling world is fully mafia run and corrupt….cuz when I was 18 I wasn’t making millions in other countries…I was too busy jerking off for that….something I’ve never stopped being too busy doing….and that I may or may be doing right now…to some 18 year old Hungarian model fully clothed in pictures….here are the pics.

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NYPD Shoot a Dog of the Day

I have a dog, I consider him my only real friend or at least the only person I like, so seeing the jacked up, power hungry, power tripping NYPD cops shoot this dog makes me really fucking mad…I don’t care what their hot head, quick fire reasons are, I don’t care about September 11th or that they all think they are fucking heros….they are evil people and they need to be fucking punished for their crimes on an innocent dog who was just being loyal to its master…. I fucking hate people….especially when they fuck with dogs. This video is the fucking worst.

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LeAnn Rimes in Her Hot Slutty Twitter Pic of the Day

I like to keep track of LeAnn Rimes, I have a thing for false Christian demons who use Christianity to make millions of dollars off actual believers….you know who are too trusting in the church to see her for the harlot and heathen that she is…..a homewrecking prostitute disguised by a Christmas album, who would have been stoned to death if this was a different generation and if her fans actually had a mind of their fucking own…. To See Pics of her in a Bikini Follow This Link /

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Valerie van der Graaf Hot for Lovecat #5 of the Day

Valerie van der Graaf is a hot model from the Netherlands….She was in the last issue of Lovecat Magazine, looking pretty fucking spectacular , but I’m a bigger fan of this half nakedness, erotica, all busty as fuck and good enough to try to get pregnant, even if you’ll never be in the same room as her, being someone who never leaves his couch, but if you’re like me, and have a lot of time on your hands, you can look up every van der Graaf in the Netherlands and send them a condom filled with your semen you made yourself looking at these pics, hoping she may flip it inside out and have your baby….even though the chances are she won’t even get it, but those who do , will likely call the cops, ruining everything. Life is unfair. These pictures are not…unless this bitch is actually disgusting when not in professional photoshoots…like most bitches are…lies everywhere….don’t matter when I can seee titty…

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Valerie van der Graaf Hot for Lovecat #5 of the Day

Miranda Kerr Bikini Top for Instagram of the Day

Instagram is the most policed site I have ever been a part of…it is either run by a gang of 12 year olds…or a gang of dirty fucking hippie motherfuckers who think the world is meant to be flowers and fucking rainbows….where people like me, who have an opinion, sure a useless opinion, but an opinion none the less, dropping some of the best jokes ever on random pics, don’t fucking belong….so they get rid of social bullies by being a bully….and not letting people like me in their bullshit hippie spirit circle and that’s some oppressive shit… But at least models like Miranda Kerr use it post pics of their bikinis, even though I’m boycotting it, I’ll still steal pics from it…

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Miranda Kerr Bikini Top for Instagram of the Day

Kim Kardashian in a See Through of the Day

Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend who is probably not her boyfriend but her publicity stunt that he agreed to allow happen cuz it worked as a publicity stunt for him – knowing her huge fan base really cares about what she’s up to and even though he’s already a big deal…there is no harm having the media talking about him more…cuz that’s what having a Napolean complex is all about….I may be 5 foot 2 bitch….but I’m Kanye West….kinda thing…and who really cares about him…the real issue is this bitch, rocking a bra, showing off her fat tits for attention while carting around a black man like this was a plantation in the south….all for contrived personal gain….representing all that is wrong in the world….pretty much pissing on her religious, armenian father’s grave, having used her trust fund to fund an interracial porn career….that ballooned as hard as her ass ballooned…into this…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Stella Hudgens Tube Top Bikini of the Day

Stella Hudgens is Vanessa Hudgen’s little sister, who I am pretty sure is 16, but more importantly, has taken her sister’s lead, you know a page out of her fucking book, in efforts to get known, cuz even at a young age, she knows she has to outdo all her sister has done, because her sister paved the way for her to make noise, and no one wants to be a second rate Vanessa Hudgens, it is embarrassing….even if you are blood…. So she’s slowly getting more and more scandalous….and sure these arent’ self shot nudes…but they are a step in the right direction….

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Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip for some Photoshoot of the Day

Joanna Krupa is the kind of girl who did Dancing with the Stars before being a star. You know a girl on a mission to milk her escaping communism by getting some implants, and doing some really low level marketing campaigns, that made her a household name to the very active Maxim subscriber….while the average guy didn’t give a fuck about her….other than appreciating the fact that she had a hot body…if faced with a picture of her…you know what I mean, hot pussy, not very memorable… Well I guess she is at a crossroad in her caree, where she has to figure out how to make noise, now that her one bottom feeding stunt, Dancing with the Stars is over….I am sure her fingers are crossed that they do a reunion special, or a greatest hits and she makes the cut, cuz after that kind of play, it is all downhill from there….Never was, never will be, just getting older and haggered….let’s show some tit and get talked about…works for me. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kristen Bell Bikini for Esquire of the Day

Krisen Bell is old, overrated, boring, played out, not the girl I like to have as the hot main character of any movie I’ve seen her in….but the girl I’d like to replace with a hot younger girl with bigger tits to be the main character of movies I’ve seen her in….As far as I’m concerned, she’s just low level, but managed to get a few good hits, even though all her movie roles should be the straight to DVD kind, cuz she’s that kind of girl…even her bikini pics in Esquire are uneventful, even boring…I guess when you’re a teen dream, but pushing 35….shit becomes more of a nightmare….

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Kristen Bell Bikini for Esquire of the Day