Tag Archives: Sexy Stars

Jennifer Aniston Hot Old Body on a Yacht in a Bikini in Some Spy Photos of the Day

Jennifer Aniston was in her a bikini on a yacht, pretty much because she has won at life, taking her moderate looks and decent body, with rockin’ tits to the fucking top by getting cast in some show that made her a fortune when she was pretty much a nobody, leading to her being some spoiled fucking cunt, who gets to live the good life, on yachts with various men, none of whom marry her or knock her up, cuz she’s 45 and it’s too late for that, the uterus has closed up shop, and that’s what you get for being intolerable cunt no one wants to cum inside, cuz it means dealing with her for life….you know all vain and into herself, thinking she was the hottest bitch out there, with Brad Pitt on her arm, only to get a reality check that was Angelina Jolie, leaving her never the same, but still totally fucking irritating…. To See Jennifer Aniston in her Bikini…..From a Creepy Spy Vantage Point…..By Legal Peeping Toms who Always Try to Sue Me….. FOLLOW THIS LINK

Continue reading here:
Jennifer Aniston Hot Old Body on a Yacht in a Bikini in Some Spy Photos of the Day

Lindsay ‘Woodstock NY’ Shot By Jonathan Leder of the Day

Jonathan Leder is the photographer behind these pictures of some naked, almost amateur, hot as fuck, model he calls Lindsay ‘Woodstock NY’, Reminding us that there are hot girls everywhere willing to get naked for fun, fashion, art, whatever….that we’ve never seen and may never see again but who possess the same tools needed to be stars….a vagina… Seriously, it may sound like I am making fun of girls and calling them all out for being attention seeking whores, but I fucking love seeing girls who aren’t fat pose naked for photographers for no specific reason….it is a beacon of hope that hot pussy willing to get naked will always exist….and that makes me happy…..

View original post here:
Lindsay ‘Woodstock NY’ Shot By Jonathan Leder of the Day

Octomom’s Longer Masturbation Video Leak of the Day

Nadya “OCTOMOM” Suleman plays with her Pussy and Big Tits then Interviewed brought to you by PornHub In an unfortunate series of events….Octomom has officially become a pornstar…. We’ve seen her in the tabloids, we’ve heard her say she’d never pose nude for Playboy, she even turned down offers….but then her plan failed, she didn’t get her show, she didn’t become famous, and now she’s doing porn for the higest bidder and we get to see what that comical clown pussy actually looks like…..I didn’t watch the whole video – I turned it off with her horrible moans….but assume there’s pussy in this…..it is just that the whole thing is scary and the fact it turns you on, scarier…. I’m glad I am drunk…..and that she’s got great tits….cuz otherwise this would be a disaster….I mean except for the “interview part”…I mean it is not porn without an interview with a bitch about her sexuality right? I like that she said doing the porn was the best experience other than having her kids…..some amazing fucked up kids in the near future….but not as much as how happy she was that she got a free spray tan….best 30 dollar gift she’s ever got since secret santa at the office when she had a fucking job…what a joke…..like her vagina probably is….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PORN / TO SEE HER VAGINA / IF YOU REALLY WANT TO FOLLOW THIS LINK

The rest is here:
Octomom’s Longer Masturbation Video Leak of the Day

Aida Yespica’s Hot Ass in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

AIDA YESPICA is some South American mom/ Pageant winner who has posed nude in the past and who spent the better part of January in her bikini, showing off her awesome South American Ass and implants, cuz South American girls have shitty fucking tits and some take the plunge to save them, while others just breed and get fatter and fatter and fatter, luckily AIDA is too fucking vain for that….rockin’ out hard bodied, looking good cuz we don’t have to see what damage the birthing process had on her whore equipment, cuz she’s wearing bikini bottoms….Smart Move….I guess not all hispanics are half retarded, emotionally driven, drug smuggling farmers…..Some of them are perfect fucking bodies… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

Go here to see the original:
Aida Yespica’s Hot Ass in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

Pixie Lott Shitty Concert Upskirt of the Day

PIXIE LOTT is some UK Popstar trash who has more importantly FLASHED HER ASS ON STAGE IN THE PAST ….because every fabricated, boring as fuck, popstar act, especially from the UK, needs a little sleaze and scandal to not really feel like they’ve sold their soul in exchange for a paycheck that is far better than the one they’d get waiting tables, plus they get to rockout on stage for people to scream at them like they fucking matter…..it’s all commercial all the time with this slag, but as a pervert, I dont’ care about authenticity, I just care about hot chicks on stage in skirts I can look up, so Pixie Lott is a fucking star to me…with staying power I would like to see dripping off my dick…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

See the rest here:
Pixie Lott Shitty Concert Upskirt of the Day

Sofia Vergara Ice Cream Lickin’ of the Day

It is hot as fuck outside, so what better way to celebrate all the hot moms and their daughter out together trying to cool off together, playing out one of my fantasies, but posting a GIF of Sofia Vergara stuffing her fat ass face with ice cream like she can afford to eat the calories, you know cuz she’s a 40 year old mom and has fat tits and people appreciate her curve, even though every time I see bitches eat ice cream, I get totally fucking disgusted, knowing just what they are doing to themselves, before remembering that if they dont’ care about what goes into them, then I may have a fucking chance getting inside them… I’m on my way to apply for a job at Dairy Queen right now….cuz ice cream is where summer magic happens….and sucking creamy white high calorie dairy product from a phallus is sometimes too suggestive for my numb, desensitized soul to handle…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

The rest is here:
Sofia Vergara Ice Cream Lickin’ of the Day

Doutzen Kroes Pink Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a black DJ cockloving, interracial baby making vagina who gets paid a lot of fucking money to be in half naked for brands like Victoria’s Secret, I follow her on instagram, at least I did before mocking her babies little black hand reaching for fruit like he was working a plantation, not cuz I’m a racist, but because I like to address the plight of the black man through jokes…I am an insensitive bastard and maybe I’d feel more sorry about it if black guys weren’t fucking supermodels….or weren’t the president of the USA….of weren’t driving around in 500,000 dollar cars all hip hop….al the fucking time… Either way, here she is on the beach…not doing the model thing….even though she’s probably putting about the same amount of effort into this as she does in her modeling…. Good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

See original here:
Doutzen Kroes Pink Bikini of the Day

Stella Hudgens Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

Here is Vanessa Hudgen’s little sister, starting to warm up to the Vanessa Hudgens strategy of getting noticed….getting naked on camera….sure Vanessa Hudgens was already a huge starlet on a big show when her nude pics were released, but I consider these pics just practice shots of what is to come, because historical data and years of research have proven that the younger sister is always the sluttier one, because the older one paved the way for them, or set standards that were hard to live up to…so if the older one is a wholesome boring nerd, the younger one will be more of a party girl willing to fuck….and if the older one is a party girl willing to fuck, the younger one will be a party girl willing to fuck on camera…it’s just the way family works people….. Either way, she’s young, in a bikini, hungry for fame, willing to ride her sisters name to get work or noticed, next step nudes she takes of herself and puts on the internet while underage…..get ready for some law suits…cuz this is gonna end badly..

Read this article:
Stella Hudgens Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

Kate Upton’s Got Hard Nipples in her Wet See Through Shirt for GQ of the Day

I am not gonna hate on Kate Upton…because she’s obviously going to be a fat chick, she’s obviously overrated, but she’s stepped up her model game and is looking fucking hot, especially when Terry Richardson shoots her for GQ, because he talked her into showing off her hard nipples, something she hasn’t done, even though most models only get to this level by getting naked, making her value increase a bit in my eyes as she’s in a see through fucking shirt, instead of being lazy about shit, something I am sure she is used to, cuz she’s a fat chick in training….but not a fat chick yet… All this to say, GQ did what they had to do. They took an opportunity that was sitting in a bikini in front of them and said “let’s go fucking viral with this bitch at her big titty prime”….and Kate Upton stepped up and delivered…cuz she needed to make a move…for fear of being replaced by a younger bustier retard in a bikini. I still think she’s overrated and will be fat, more on that later, right now, I’m staring at her nipple….. Here’s the video….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Kate-Upton-GQ-JULY.flv

Read the original here:
Kate Upton’s Got Hard Nipples in her Wet See Through Shirt for GQ of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Half Naked and Hot in the L’Officiel Hommes 2012 Shoot of the Day

Lohan Lives! Last week I had the scare of my life, while maybe not the scare of my life, but I got scared she had died in her hotel room like all the fucking idiot celebrity bitches who have drug problems that have died before her….You know all tormnted by the pressures of being rich and famous and rich and under 30 years old…you whining fucking cunt, sort it out and man the fuck up, even retire if you have to, you know cuz you alreay have more than that factory worker and upper management dude who wants to retire at 60 and go cross country in his fucking RV…. If you’re wondering why I got scared…it is that Lohan is the one thing left in the world that is still pure, wholesome, elegant and real…and I am talking about her tits…except for the real part…. She is all that is left of Hollywood, that matters…or that I actually care about….which isn’t saying much…since she is the only thing in Hollywood I’ve every really bothered to like…shitty movies, shitty people, shitty morals and values, but amazing Lohan…. Anyway, after death or death scares comes life…and this is her showing what she’s got for Purple Magazine….hot as fuck half naked for fashion. Lohan is a keeper. I neeed to marry her and her freckled upper thighs….

Excerpt from:
Lindsay Lohan Half Naked and Hot in the L’Officiel Hommes 2012 Shoot of the Day