Lisa Rinna is made of plastic….but she’s got a Great Tits probably thanks to being made of plastic…you see cuz when you’re a robot, you can’t rot like a normal 50 year old woman, you kinda just stay in tact, in some unnatural way, all big vagina lipped on her face or not…. A few years ago she did playboy naked …and I kinda liked it….so any chance I see her in skin tight clothes, that is probably made of the same technologically advanced fabric as her skin she paid for….I post the pics…weird, sure…but I get way weirder….
Remember when Latoya Jackson did Playboy….That was interesting…. One of the first naughty movies I could jerk off to that I stole on VHS years ago was her Playboy video…She was weird looking, then, weirder looking now, and I’m even conviced she doesn’t actually exist, but that she’s just a host body for Michael to make the transition into womanhood without having anyone ask questions…you know – get the robot in Playboy, make her seem real, so people don’t question when MJ dies to live a normal life as her…. So these pics of MJ in a tight dress showing off his fake, plastic surgery tits are for you MJ fans…and believers that this is in face MJ….and all you naysayers need to be reminded of all the weirder shit dude did than make a female host body for his brain….like rape little kids by luring them in with his own petting zoo and amusment park… Think about….
I am not sure if I ever jerked off to Debbie Gibson…I don’t remember much from the 80s, but I know I’m gonna jerk off to her now…possibly because Celebrity Apprentice is porn to me, Thanks Ivanka, or maybe because Debbie Gibson forgot this isn’t late 80s, and decided to take her mom body out in some midriff exposing, sports bra looking top that shows off all her sloppy little mom tits…..cuz someone’s lost her Electric Youth……but youtube still has it…. Here are the really offensive and erotic pics… Not as good as her PLAYBOY PICS a few years back that likely gave her the confidence to wear this shit today…Thanks Playboy for another fail…
I used to have a creepy reader, which wasn’t all that big of a surprise considering the kind of trash I cater to thanks to being trash myself, who used to email me daily about posting some Kathy Lee Gifford tit pictures, I’m talking every single day for 5 years, until disappearing…the emails would range from complaints about how he can’t jerk off to Regis and Kelly like he used to when he would stay home from school sick, to angry messages with death threats for not answering him, and I’ve carried that with me, so that whenever busty Kathy Lee comes along in paparazzi pics…I post them…so this post is for you weirdo…wherever you may be….cuz let’s face it, with tits like this, elderly or not, she’s still worth jerking off to….especially if you’re weird.
Here are some pictures I linked to yesterday of Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton doing some Victoria’s Secret hustle, since Holiday season is coming and Holiday season means their busiest time of year, where they scam their way onto everyone’s website and even onto nation network television, because they get girls half naked for money, and people like that….myself included…unfortunately, because I would rather be getting paid for this shit…. That said, I don’t even notice Erin Heatherton in these pics, she’s too American and American Women, like Kim Kardashian, represent all that is bad in the world, all spoiled and materialistic….I’m always drawn to the immigrant….like Candice Swanepoel….maybe it’s the fact that I can threaten to send them home after fucking them, even though I have no power, I like to feel like I do, it taps into my Government Official fantasy…. And I really love South African women…I don’t know what it is with that country, but these bitches are hot….maybe I’m just ignorant, and the ugly ones get kept on the farm while only the hot white ones who don’t have AIDS are let out of the country….but that works for me…. Here she is. Doing nothing but getting paid. Erotic.
HARPER’S BAZAAR 11/11 from Koray Birand on Vimeo . Hot model in a sheer bra walking around in that sheer bra works for me…whether the movie makes sense, has a point, is interesting, or not, because by default the hot model in a sheer bra walking around in that sheer bra is interesting on its own….and that’s as good as a review you’re gonna get out of me….for this Ana Beatriz Barros in her Sheer Bra Walking Around video for Harper’s Bazaar Turkey….Fashion Porn….is still porn…
Writing that title made me feel like a teenage girl, so I’m going to go out and find out…. Halloween’s not over til Miley shows some tit…..Shit this party was like a teenager/pedophile’s wet dream except for the fact that all these bitches are older than 18, legal internationally to fuck or take naked pictures of, they are just marketed to teens, cuz teens have all the money….or something…or maybe it’s that teens are too dumb as fuck to know what’s quality and who really needs to analyze this…I’m late for high school to let out…don’t blame me – blame Miley and the fact that thanks to google she’s eternally 15 and half naked….Google you porn peddler…. And some Zac Effron in booty shorts for the gays….cuz he’s gay…just ask Vanessa Hudgens and her Relationship contract with him…
It’s kinda hard to get excited or even care when some Playboy chick who has re-packaged herself as a nerd reporter / correspondent because it has more longevity or maybe garners more talent and respect – because it’s real easy to have naked pics of yourself taken, but much harder to dress in fetish gear and talk about random videogames/ nerd shit….even when her costume is hugging her vagina you’ve all seen before… I get it, she was young, jumped on the Playboy train to break into the scene and now she’s doing the Jenny McCarthy…but I prefer when playboy chicks turn to porn….Mainstream is so dull…even when dressed like this… To See Her Vagina / Naked / Playboy Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t know what’s going on here, but I like it…It looks like a TV mom and daughter are playing it up for the cameras the Sofia Vergara way…as slutty as possible to get guys to notice…cuz otherwise you just blend in with the millions of other illegals at the strip club trying to live the American dream….a good life lesson for a brat like Hyland to learn all while letting her half naked busty TV mom lean up on her half naked 21 year old who looks 12 ass…..for “daddy” to take the hot creepy picture….leading to so many good places in your mind…at least good in my mind….but probably creepy in reality… Good hustle…
It is Halloween. So sending Tyra Banks to a school, where she presented to the leaders of tomorrow, in what was likely something the school thought was a good idea, you know informative from a person who has succeeded in the world, before realizing that Tyra is a fucking nut case , because they, along with everyone else in the world, never watched her daytime TV Show….was appropriate…. I have no idea what was said or what happened, but based on the facial expressions and outfit, it was a lot more scary than anything… Which is too bad, because I’ve before she ever opened her mouth, and let the world know she has an uneducated annoying opinion, and no filter….that is often times disgusting….she was a Victoria’s Secret and SI half naked model… Now she just sucks…
