There’s a few fascinating thing about January Jones…. Firstly she’s the most photographed celebrity walking her dog and she’s hardly even a celebrity, seriously, I think she is known for these boring fucking pictures than she is about her actual career…. More importantly, she’s also the most two faced person in Hollywood…when walking the street with her dog like she is HERE , HERE , and HERE she looks like shit….and it’s hard to believe she’s the same person as she is HERE , but maybe that’s just cuz her Golden Globes dress erases bad faces. Follow Me
Visit msnbc.com for breaking news , world news , and news about the economy This is hilarious to me. I don’t know Dov Charney but he is from Montreal and a few years ago he called me a 3 in the morning asking me to re-program google. I am not joking. He was in his Montreal apartment with one of his young staffers and I could hear her giggling in the background. I don’t think she was 18, but that’s legal here so who fucking cares… What I do know is that these young cunts who work for him think he’s a god and throw themselves at him, he’s just a pervert like every one of you, and has the ablity to talk dirty in his own work environment, because it’s the empire he created and being a fucking ego came the ability to say what he wants to in his own workspace, but laws don’t let that happen… I’ve seen these young girls who think he’s a fucking celebrity, a hero, and they all fight for attention while he laughs at which minimum wage employee to take home with him to “model” for the night…and this is in every city he has a store in…The whole thing pretty fucking amazing… Until you fire a bitch, or get one groupie cunt who has remorse for being the slut she is, cuz it’s convenient to get on TV or money…. Hey, I’m not saying what he does is right, but no one shits on rockstars for fucking their groupies, and unfortunately that’s just what these hipster poser bitches are…the mistake is that he had them on payroll, and if I was him, I would have paid them on contract…cuz that way you can’t get sued for sexual harassment idiot…they are freelancers…get with the abuse program if you’re an abuser is what I always say…. They all just want Dov’s stamp of approval…until better opportunity or people to groupie come along…and based on the look of this girl, Dov shoulda chose a hotter one to get publicly outted for. I wonder if Ben from Ben and Jerry’s has the same issues when he visits his stores around the country… Follow Me
It’s amazing the capabilities of hot immigrant Russian pussy. If this was 60 years ago, this bitch would be milking a cow, or standing in line waiting for rationed bread, fearing the apocolypse thanks to the Cold War or married with 10 kids, or some shit, but with the whole world being one massive boring international place, this Russian is on the cover of an American publications most important issue… I guess politics don’t matter anymore, that whole fight on communism, irrelavent now that we have Arab countries to fight for their oil and Japan to pretend we are helping with their tsunamis…. All it takes is the help of one gay soccer superstar who wants to pretend he’s straight for fear of other players treating him differently, bitch gets put on the internation map and gets the cover of SI due to his powerhouse representation, to not be a mail order bride. Not to say she doesn’t deserve it, cuz she is hot… It’s just nice to see American publications outsourcing their pussy cuz American pussy is all fat, middle class and boring. This kinda makes the whole Cold War…kinda useless…good job. Either way, these pants are tight and so is that body…. Follow Me
Ronaldo pretends he’s not gay, Irina Shayk pretends she’s not pretending to be his girlfriend in exchange for an SI Swimsuit model career. I don’t know what’s worse…that Ronaldo pretends to be straight, or that the millions of dudes around the world who have “non-sexual” crushes on the motherfucker, cuz you know, they really dig his soccer skills, pretend they are straight, cuz you see Ronaldo could just be a dainty little Euro, who actually fucks models who get on the cover of SI cuz they are dating him, sure he wears tight white pants and has real queer haircuts, but he is not the one obsessing over a dude, watching him run around in short shorts, and talking about him on his spare time. Something to think about…cuz I know you are got nothing else to think about…
Hayden Panettiere looks pregnant, but maybe she just let her massive Russian fighter boyfriend cum inside her and hasn’t squeezed it out yet, like the bitch I just spent 10 minutes watching in some creampie porn, as a reference point, to see if my scientific theory actually makes sense….then again, she is kind of a midget, and maybe she’s just eaten a jelly bean or some shit and her little midget stomach looks round and full, or maybe she’s got fat, but I prefer thinking it’s caused by her circus freak show sex….
I know I make fun of Jenny McCarthy because she’s old. Because she’s annoying. Because she’s got a stupid loud face that used to irritate me despite how big her fake tits were or how naked she was on TV…she was like Jersey Shore in overrated back in the 90s. The even gave her her own horrible sitcom…all because she got naked in Playboy…it made no sense… I know I make fun of Jenny McCarthy for having an autistic baby, or a polluted womb that makes autistic babies, not because I think anything is wrong with autism and at times think I may be autistic, but because I think it is funny to see people’s reaction of how heartless I am, when autism isn’t a real disease, it’s a fucking blessing that will leave her little baby the next Mark Zuckerberg….cuz people are idiots… And now I know, fake tits age niceley…shit almost looks like they grew there on their own…. Lookin’ good McCarthy, as long as you’re in pictures and I don’t have to hear or see your bad comedy act…when you should just stick to getting naked and/or half naked. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I wonder what the most challenging part of her career was… Getting naked in Playboy, like she was a common hot body trashy whore with fake tits, in exchange for stupid money that gave her the good life, or at least a life much gooder than her talentless ass deserved or expected, cuz she was should have been the top performing stripper in her community, but I guess she’s too good for that….. OR… pretending to be Ryan Seacrest’s girlfriend…you know letting the world think Ryan Searcrest crawled up these legs like the little money making monkey he is, when really he was locked in his basement jerking off to old pictures of him and Simon Cowell riding the waverunner together when they used to have something special..before they broke up and who really cares…here are her legs…for the sake of posting legs….
It always amazes me when I hear people say shit like “Katherine Heigl is so Hot”…I know, shocking, but it has happened and it throws me off, mainly because she’s a fucking monster…the kind of pussy you’d expect to start a Tsunami when cum farting a load out of her ass in the bath…so I decided to post these pictures of her man-handling some dude – to prove my fucking point that she’s a monster…always appropriate to post the closest thing to Godzilla in Hollywood…you know always tying bullshit disasters to natural disasters…it’s my thing.
Rachel Bilson is a prime example of lost opportunity. I’m looking at these pictures and I’m more interested in fucking her crackhead lookin’ friend. It’s like she did the groundwork to be a huge fucking deal, you know with that show the OC, where she would outshine Mischa Barton daily, but when the shit got cancelled, she went and got engaged to some loser, choosing the low profile route, like she’s that fucking important and has any business being “Low Profile”, when she shoulda been out in bikinis, flashing tit, living the young starlet life….but instead she went and hid on a fucking farm in Canada only to end things there and come back to Hollywood as a 30 year old who just isn’t as fun to watch as a 24 year old.. That said, here she is boring in shorts for the Japan Earthquake/Tsunami…
Rachel Bilson is a prime example of lost opportunity. I’m looking at these pictures and I’m more interested in fucking her crackhead lookin’ friend. It’s like she did the groundwork to be a huge fucking deal, you know with that show the OC, where she would outshine Mischa Barton daily, but when the shit got cancelled, she went and got engaged to some loser, choosing the low profile route, like she’s that fucking important and has any business being “Low Profile”, when she shoulda been out in bikinis, flashing tit, living the young starlet life….but instead she went and hid on a fucking farm in Canada only to end things there and come back to Hollywood as a 30 year old who just isn’t as fun to watch as a 24 year old.. That said, here she is boring in shorts for the Japan Earthquake/Tsunami…
