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Adriane Curry Does Twitter in the Shower of the Day

Adriane Curry took her vile self to the shower to wash off her sins and posted the shit on twitter for new followers…cuz I guess some people like seeing bitches strategically posed in the shower…while I’m more into seeing actual pussy lip. Her cry for attention is obvious…but then again so is her entire career, because we’re dealing with a bitch who got addicted to “fame” from being on reality TV back in the beginning of reality TV and even married a 50 year old Brady Bunch actor cuz she was promised a reality show in exchange…but those good times are over and her camera crew was replaced with a cell phone camera and her TV show replaced with a Twitter account no one cares about, and this is her desperate effort for ratings…cuz this is all her useless ass has…I mean other than a very Brady midget and his Viagra prescription that is just happy he’s getting pussy now that he’s expired.

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Alex Chung Dry Fucks in Public of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is. I just know the paparazzi took a picture of her. I figure her boyfriend must be in a band or some shit, cuz based on the way he looks and the way she’s hanging onto him like a little slut, rubbing her pussy on his dick over their clothes screams that she’s insecure and is trying to make him realize what he has so that when they aren’t together he at least uses a condom when he fucks his groupies…but I could be wrong…it happens at least 5 times a day but in my fantasy world…I’m right…and that’s all that matters…I mean other than the fact that they are getting naughty in public…because as an exhibitionist I approve of this inappropriate behavior…cuz I get a taste of it without having to climb up fire escapes… Here is her passionate goodbye… Pics via Bauer

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Lolene is Some Tranny Lookin Bitch of the Day

I don’t know who this Lolene bitch is…I just know that every hispanic tranny prositute I have come across has had a similar stupid fucking name, has had the same look, the same outfit and same stance as this bitch….That’s not to say that this bitch has a cock, but it is to say that she could pretend she does if she is ever short on money, cuz apparently Tranny prostitutes make a hell of a lot more money that girl whore, partially because balls make them better at business, but also because the people who fuck trannies are usually high powered, straight, family men lookin’ for excitement, usually willing to pay the price to make sure shit never gets out…. Pics via Bauer

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Salma Hayek’s Big Fat Mom Tits Tour of the Day

Salma Hayek’s tis are on tour. I guess they are promotion a movie but I like to think they are just promoting her. They make me forget that she’s old and a mom now…and remember the things I used to do to myself watching topless clips of her in movies…it’s funny how tits can be so manipulative….even when they are Mexican after I vowed to never get off to a Mexican whore cuz my mother was a Mexican whore and it just feels wrong…but I guess there are exceptions to every rule you make based on your damaged childhood…. Speaking of damaged, here are her tits and her 45 year old body, destroying many stereotypes of other 45 year old Mexican women, with 12 kids and the ability to make a bed faster than they can change a white kid they work for’s diaper….and they are substantial…. Pics via Fame

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Rebecca Gayheart Karma Watch of the Day

Now that Rebecca Gayheart has a kid, I like to keep track of her, just to see if Karma gets back at her for running over a kid with her car only to be given 3 years probation and a 2,800 dollar fine…and I’m sure she’s liking the attention since the last movie she was in was called “Bunny Whipped” and it came out in 2007….and the highlight of her life recently was some cocaine fueled threesome sex tape that wasn’t even fun to watch…and that didn’t even blow the fuck up cuz after you kill a kid, even if you get off for it, and even if you don’t let it phase you cuz you are self-absorbed cunt, you’re done.. But in her defense, the parents of the kid she killed but got off from killing got an out of court settlement, which to their poor Spic asses must have solved a lot of problems….probably enough problems that losing one of their dozen or so kids was a small safrice to make to get some “Urban Legends: Final Cut” dollars….I keep having visions of the kid’s mom pushing him in front of the famous car cuz she saw a lottery ticket at the end…but maybe I’m just dark….. Either way, she’s got an injured hand and I think it’s safe to say Karma is coming…. Pics via Fame

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Adrian Grenier and One of the Upsides of Having a TV Show of the Day

Here’s just a reminder that if you are on TV…pussy will pretty much throw itself at you….and sure it’s not always prime pussy….and often times the pussy is crazy or on a fucking pig of a woman..but that’s the whole reason you insist the network you work for hire you security to filter out the good from the bad…cuz there’s one thing that comes with being on TV and being famous on almost any level and that is that it makes girls fucking horny and eager to fuck you just because they think you are important and having you in them makes them feel important….even if you are the star of the local mattress store’s commercial. It’s almost fucking crazy, but I guess so are most women…and I figured it’s a nice reminder how easy even the most wholesome of girls is the second the right dude walks out the door they happen to be standing next to…. Pics via Fame

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Jessica Simpson Can’t Hide Her Fat with Her Purse of the Day

These Jessica Simpson fat as fuck pictures hit close to home. Not because I am used to being let down by pussy I found hot…but because I have seen various women in my life kill their sex appeal like it was a bad friend who was trying to steal from them by eating their fucking faces off….mainly my wife…who was actually not so bad looking before she married me…but for some reason she just decided to start eating, to stop moving, and to never stop until she exploded…..and it is one of life’s great tragedies…. I saw the different phases of emotional eating until you turn into a fat fucking piece of shit that scares little kids and disgusts everyday people cuz it’s just not fucking human and Jessica Simpson is textbook. It starts with a few pounds from one too many deserts….to slowly enough weight people start noticing…to strategic dressing so that people can’t tell just how fat and disgusting you are…from covering your gut with your purse, to wearing ill fitting pants hoping it’ll make you slim the fuck down like Jessica Simpson in these pictures.. to not giving a fuck and stuffing your fucking face cuz you’ve officially given up…developing diabetes, having limbs removed and smelling like shit no matter how long you shower cuz some places are just too hard to reach….. It’s amazing what getting divorced, having failed relationship after failed relationship, having a failed record, having your younger sister go on to do all the things you wanted to do when she was always in your shadow and you were always the focal point can do to a bitches spirit….and I’d still fuck her…but I have no standards…and fat or not, she’s still Jessica Simpson….while my wife is just fat and nobody and I still fuck her….but I don’t think jerking off to these pics is right…unless you’re black…in which this bitch is right where you need her to be….and that’s enough of that. Here she is in ill-fitting pants… Here she is covering up her fat stomach with her purse…. Pics via Fame Pics via Bauer

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Jojo Levesque’s Twitter Bikini Pictures of the Day

Remember this bitch? She was Miley before there was a Miley. She was some underage pussy that everyone wanted to fuck just cuz she was underage. There was nothing hot about her, there was nothing and then she started dating a black dude and quickly become a fantasy of the past…. Well it turns out she’s posting bikini pictures on Twitter to get people to remeber her by following her in some kind of internet candle lit memorial with tits in a bikini top instead of candles…at least she still got cool friends….

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Bruce Willis Shares His Wife’s Nipples of the Day

I always had a feeling Bruce Willis was the kind of guy who would get off watching his wife get fucked by black dudes. You know the little weirdo in the corner of the room jerking off while directing his wife how to take the black cock down her throat, so it’s only natural that he’d make sure she wears see through dresses when her much younger tits made this public appearance, cuz the idea of a guy getting off to his pussy, makes him cum hard and here are the pics…even if getting hard to these pics make you fucking weird, cuz to see her nipple you gotta do some “Magic Eye” shit… Her name is Emma Heming and she’s a serious upgrade from Demi…which isn’t saying much…but it is saying something…and that something is that if you are a big movie star you’ll still get better pussy than the average man even 20 years after your last successful role….and even when they are midgets. Pics via Bauer

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Megan Fox’s Skinny Little Ass of the Day

I like my bitches skinny. I love eating disorders. I love when a bitch’s thighs don’t touch, but I also like ass to have a little more soul than this…That’s not to say I like my shit big, black and scary as fuck in line at the KFC for some fried chicken, but it is to say that this non-existant shit isn’t ideal cuz there’s nothing awesome about seeing an anus when a bitch is standing up….Ass cheeks are our friends….and even the pubescent bitches I see at the pool have more booty than this…. I figure all this Megan Fox bitch needs to do is spend a little less money on plastic surgery on her face and a little more money getting ass implants…not that it matters cuz it just goes to waste on David from 90210….especially now that her career is over… Pics via Fame

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