Tag Archives: sexy

Alyssa Arce’s Sweet Underboob Action

It’s Friday, and as far as I’m concerned, there’s no better way to cap off another long workweek of drooling over hot nobodies and writing dick jokes than by posting another hot nobody showing off some serious cleavage. So here’s underrated hottie Alyssa Arce and her underboob to send you into the weekend with a five-alarm pants fire. You’re welcome. Continue reading

Bianca Balti’s Sexy Fashion

I’ve never understood why people do “fashion photoshoots” — I mean, isn’t the point of a photoshoot so we can drool over the model, not the clothes? Anyway, here’s the lastest shoot from Italian hottie Bianca Balti and you know, I think I might finally be starting to get the appeal. I mean, obviously I’d still prefer to see Bianca model a hand-bra than a sweater, but it’s hard to argue with pictures like this … Continue reading

Rita Ora Is Fit As F%ck

If I’m reading this cover right, I guess Rita Ora gave  Shape Magazine  some of her signature workout tips when she made their latest cover. And judging from the photoshoot, I guess it involves using a stripper pole, hanging upside down, and… deep leg stretches ? Anyway, I don’t know how well that’ll work for their readers, but it’s definitely working for me. Yow! Continue reading

Lais Ribeiro’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures

OK, so I know last time I did a post on  Lais Ribeiro here, I warned you guys that the Brazilian supermodel was so hot, she was liable to blow your pants clear off . So I’m hoping you already went ahead and took yours off before checking out this latest lingerie photoshoot from the Victoria’s Secret hottie. Because otherwise I can’t be held accountable for any pant fire-related injuries that might occur. Consider yourself warned. Continue reading

Alyssa Arce’s Topless Goodness

I keep waiting for the rest of the modeling world to wake up and realize what me and my readers have known for years now — that  Alyssa Arce is hands down one of the hottest women in the business. But for some reason, they’re still too busy trying to make Bella Hadid famous . Oh well. I guess that just means more crazy hot Alyssa photoshoots for the rest of us. Enjoy. Continue reading

Alexandra Daddario Does GQ Mexico

So Alexandra Daddario is in the new Baywatch movie that is set to be released sometime in May. I’m pretty sure it will be terrible since they don’t have a 20-something Pamela Anderson in it. They do have this chick. Sure she is hotter than hibachi grill, but she lacks the sizzle I need to create a pant fire! Anyway, here she is GQ Mexico.             Continue reading

Android Auto vs Apple CarPlay

And this is why I do not buy Apple products! Continue reading

Madison Beer Does The Thumb On Lips Pose

Bella Thorne and Miley Cyrus have the tongue out pose, Madison Beer is working on her signature move and that is placing her thumb on her big juicy lips. It works for me. However, I think if she wants to take her social media career to the next level, she going to have to incorporate the tongue too. Her male fans need the money shot every once in a while. It’s what keeps me us following.               Continue reading

Kendall Jenner Channeling Marilyn Monroe Poorly.

So Love Magazine is back making hipster videos with celebrities and models, even though the hipster culture is over just like the man bun. Anyway, they got Kendall Jenner channeling Marilyn Monroe very poorly. This is the worse Marilyn Monroe impression I have ever seen. Did they run out of budget for hair and makeup? Fail. » view all 15 photos             Continue reading

Emily Ratajkowski Roughing It

Emily Ratajkowski is one of those models who is just popular because she got naked in a very racy music video, but I wonder where she’d be if that video never happened? Probably Playboy Cyber girl. Anyway, here are her latest Instagram posts and Snaps. Enjoy.           Continue reading