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We’ve got 500 hp of nudity to get you going from 0 to horny in 3 seconds flat this week on DVD and Blu-Ray! First, we’ve got Charlotte Ross and Amber Heard leading a high-octane cast of naked ladies in Drive Angry , and the bare boobs of Roxanne Mesquida and Juno Temple to turn your crank shaft in Kaboom! . Coming around the corner, Megan Fox and Liezel Carstens ‘ Passion Play will have you passionately playing with yourself, and Anna Paquin will get your engine running as True Blood , Season 3 hits DVD and Blu-Ray. Headed towards the finish line, we’ve got bipolar boobies in Biutiful , and a lovely bit of the ol’ in-out for your droogies as A Clockwork Orange hits Blu-Ray. Nicholas Cage stars as John Milton, a criminal who breaks out of Hell to wreak vengeance on cult leader Jonah King ( Billy Burke ) in the campy action flick Drive Angry ( 2010). Hitching a ride with sexy waitress Piper ( Amber Heard ), John races to Louisiana to save his granddaughter from the jaws of Hell. Drive Angry is an exploitation explosion of sex,nudity, guns, nudity, hellfire, nudity, muscle cars- and did we mention nudity? Christa Campbell gets her butt kicked in the buff, exposing boobs and bush as she’s dragged outside by her hair. Busty blonde Charlotte Ross is also fully nude, exposing full frontal as she rides a fully dressed, impressively multitasking Nicholas Cage. Kimberly Shannon Murphy also bares all three B’s as a trigger-happy naked Satanist (say that 3 times fast)! Drive Angry? Try Drive Horny! Haley Bennett , Roxanne Mesquida , Juno Temple , and Thomas Dekker are a group of sexually experimental college students find their lives turned upside down after a night of psychedelic drugs and murder in the sexy sci-fi comedy Kaboom ( 2010). Along the way, we get skin from Haley and Roxanne as a couple of lesbians-until-graduation, a look at Juno’s jugs, and MILFtastic Kelly Lynch in a loose-fitting sports bra. Kaboob! Megan Fox always looks like an angel, but she didn’t literally become one until Passion Play (2010). Escaping an assassination attempt in the New Mexico desert, Nate ( Mickey Rourke ) stumbles across a weird circus featuring “Lily the Bird Girl”( Megan Fox ). Skintrigued by the discovery that Lily actually has wings,Nate hatches a plan to spirit her away from the circus. Megan Fox continues to defy male fans’ sexpectations in this flick, showing her frilly white and sexy red panties but never taking them off. Liezel Carstens is way less skingy as a tattooed lady wearing nothing but a thong and a smile as she shoots Mickey full of drugs. You’ll wanna stick her with your needle! Alan Ball , screenwriter of the Thora Birch boob showcase American Beauty and the acclaimed flesh-friendly funeral-home drama Six Feet Under , returns to HBO with True Blood . This series takes place in Louisiana two years after vampires have “come out of the coffin” in public, stating that they simply want to live and work and not suck your blood like any other folk in day-to-day (or sunset-to-sunrise) society. Psychic barmaid Sookie Stackhouse ( Anna Paquin ) falls hard when a vampire named Bill ( Stephen Moyer ) lurches into her tavern—but can she trust a seductive member of the undead? True Blood is loaded with enough goth hotties and luscious victims of vampiric doings to put a wooden stake permanently in your pants. Javier Bardem is a man with a lot on his mind in Biutiful (2010). Uxbal (Bardem) is a family man who just found out he has terminal cancer. He also has a self-destructive, bipolar ex-wife. All the bizarre, complicated, chaotic elements of Uxbal’s life come back to haunt him in this poetic drama. Sounds depressing? That’s because it is. But sweet relief comes in the form of Maricel Alvarez . 20 minutes in, Maricel answers the door wearing nothing but panties, then casually jumps up on her bed and starts dancing with her chimichangas exposed. Later, Uxbal visits an odd strip club where the topless dancers wear giant breast helmets and nipples on their butts. We don’t know what that means, but we know it’s biutiful. Sex and violence have never been more intricately intertwined than in the eroticized, fetishistic mayhem of A Clockwork Orange (1971). As Alex, Malcolm McDowell ’s threeway with a pair of drugged-up teenyboppers is one of the most hyper-kinetic and humorous sex scenes ever committed to film. Later, Alex and his “droogs” interrupt a rival gang in their rape of a full-frontal-flashing blonde. The movie’s most visceral footage is of a rape during a home invasion burglary, an example of incidental brutality that has only ever been equaled by a similar outrage in the original Death Wish ( 1974). Like that Charles Bronson morality tale, the characters in A Clockwork Orange tend to receive the comeuppance they deserve. C U Next Tuesday, Skin fans, for all the newest, nudest releases on DVD and Blu-Ray right here on the Mr. Skin blog !

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