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Cara Delevingne’s Awful Dog Walking Outfit

I know Cara Delevingne is a professional “model” and all, but this has got to be the weirdest outfit I’ve ever seen anyone walk a dog in before. And this is coming from a guy who walks his in week-old pizza-stained sweatpants… That said, I can almost get a good look at Cara’s cute little puppies under there so I guess it’s not all bad. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Bill Burr Epidemic Of Gold Digging Wh%res

I believe this video was shot before the “Instagram model” craze! I have a feeling, it’s only going to get worse! Men, hide your money if you have any. Luckily, I don’t. Continue reading

Paranoid Drug Dealers Gets High And Calls The Idaho Cops

It’s never a good idea to smoke your stash while transporting weed. Listen to this crazy conversation with a drug dealer and a 911 dispatcher. Continue reading

17 Perfect Darts

I guess this means he is pretty good! Continue reading

Waffle Farts

This is probably the silliest thing you will see all day! Continue reading

Meet Hottie Jadyn Douglas

As you guys know, I’m always on the lookout for new hotties to obsess over, and I think I might’ve found one at the NBCUniversal Winter TCA Press Tour. According to my sources,  Jadyn Douglas here is a Puerto Rican singer/actress and she’s going to be on some new show called Telenova . But forget about that, the only part I actually care about is how good Jadyn looks stuffed into that tight dress of hers. With a little luck and some career advice (aka sex tape advice) from yours truly, I think she could be a big star someday. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Chloe Grace Moretz Needs Me To Teach Her How To Dress

I was half-joking yesterday when I said that Chloe Grace Moretz needed help learning how to dress if she ever wanted to live up to her hottie potential, but after seeing what she wore to a special fan screening of her new movie The 5th Wave , I’m convinced she needs my help ASAP. Girl needs to up her game. Luckily though, it shouldn’t be too hard, Chloe just needs to take a cue from the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer and start wearing body paint and/or lingerie everywhere. I’m telling you, it works every time. Well, for me and my readers, at least. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Fart Bubble Wrap

As stupid as this is, anything to do with farting and poop I find hilarious! Continue reading

Instagram Model Ashley Benson Is Hard At Work

Here’s everyone’s favorite actress-turned-Instagram model Ashley Benson hard at work. And before you ask what’s so hard about going on a coffee run, it takes a lot of concentration and effort to look this bored for the paps. So if Ashley needs a break once her shift is over, she’s more than welcome to come over to my place and kick off her shoes (and her sweater and her pants) and relax. My mom says I give great back rubs. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Ozzy Man Reviews: Penguins vs Rope

Who knew that a rope could create such havoc! Continue reading