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Reliving the Victoria’s Secret Catalog of the Day

There was a time when masturbation wasn’t very accessible. You had to watch scrambled cable porn because you couldn’t afford the channels, do it on the bus while people were commuting in their sexy work clothes, buy actual porn and porn mags that were way overpriced, jerk off to music videos, or if you were lucky, lingerie catalogs, like Victoria’s Secret, that became a household name and marriage saviour in the 80s and 90s, when they were needed. So here’s a little tribute to trying not to get caught jerking off to a magazine, like you were still in the 90s, before everyone accepted that everyone jerks off and the internet gave us porn.. The models are who gives a fuck, they are interchangeable. The pics are uninspired catalog pics. The nipples are edited out…but they still happened so here.

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Reliving the Victoria’s Secret Catalog of the Day

Reliving the Victoria’s Secret Catalog of the Day

There was a time when masturbation wasn’t very accessible. You had to watch scrambled cable porn because you couldn’t afford the channels, do it on the bus while people were commuting in their sexy work clothes, buy actual porn and porn mags that were way overpriced, jerk off to music videos, or if you were lucky, lingerie catalogs, like Victoria’s Secret, that became a household name and marriage saviour in the 80s and 90s, when they were needed. So here’s a little tribute to trying not to get caught jerking off to a magazine, like you were still in the 90s, before everyone accepted that everyone jerks off and the internet gave us porn.. The models are who gives a fuck, they are interchangeable. The pics are uninspired catalog pics. The nipples are edited out…but they still happened so here.

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Reliving the Victoria’s Secret Catalog of the Day

Cristina Chiabotto Is Bikini Perfection!

Assuming you’re able to stop drooling over these pictures long enough to read this, here’s Italian TV host, model and former Miss Italia Cristina Chiabotto showing off her ridiculously perfect bikini body. That’s right, I did my research. Because I know that when it comes to models as pants-incineratingly hot as Cristina here, what you guys really want to do is read up on what local beauty pageants she’s won. OK fine, nevermind, just enjoy all the sexy bikini pictures. You’re welcome. » view all 26 photos

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Rachel Barnes’ Sexy Swimsuit Pictures

According to my research, I’m way late to the party when it comes to this Rachel Barnes hottie. Because apparently some of you have known about her for a few years now thanks to some Justin Bieber music video she was in — that is, if you want to admit to watching that teenage lesbian’s music videos. Personally, I’ll take the sexy swimsuit pictures instead. Anyway, clearly I’ll have to spend the next few hours carefully researching Rachel’s Instagram to get caught up. Guess I’d better cancel that important afternoon meeting with my couch. » view all 17 photos

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Kanye West Abandons His Annoying Rants To Announce That His New Adidas Yeezi Sneaker Will Be Released In June [Video]

All day I dream about… sneakers ? There are probably some thirsty hypebeasts ready camp out for a pair of these right now and they haven’t even seen them yet…SMH Continue reading

Curvy Jill Scott In Black Dress Inspires Thirst [Photos]

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Florida Crazies: Co-Defendants Popped For Making Raunchy Freak Flicks With Decapitated Animal Heads!

WTF ?!?!?! Florida Couple Arrested For Animal Cruelty Sex Videos Via MimaiHerald A Miami woman took fetish p***ography to a disturbing extreme, police say — repeatedly decapitating live chickens and killing rabbits while engaging in sex acts during the filming of an animal torture video. Sara Zamora, 28, was arrested Friday on eight felony counts of animal cruelty for her feature role in a video called “SOS Barn” that a Miami-Dade police arrest report described in gory, stomach-turning detail. “The chicken is enduring extreme pain and suffering during this process,” according to the arrest report. The video clips — filmed for a twisted animal torture genre called “crush” — depicted her and other porn actresses “torturing and killing a wide variety of animals, including chickens, rabbits and more for the sexual gratification of its viewers,” according to police. The barnyard snuff video was filmed at the South Miami-Dade home of Adam Redford, according to the police report, who is listed as a co-defendant. He is already on probation for a similar animal cruelty case in Lee County last year but had not been charged in the Miami-Dade case as of Friday night. Who do you think told the cops about this sick broad and her lil’ films? One guess… Detectives from Miami-Dade’s agricultural unit learned of the video clips from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, a prominent animal rights group. Stephanie Bell, director of cruelty cases for PETA, called the arrest “excellent news. We have been waiting for this.” Bell said the group also had tipped off authorities in Redford’s case in Lee County, where she said he had moved. Bell said such videos, graphically depicting animal torture and death, are illegal under state and federal laws. “These videos are unfortunately in demand and it’s hard to fathom that anyone would produce or enjoy them,” she said. In one clip of “SOS Barn,” Miami-Dade police say, Zamora gropes a man’s genitals with her left hand while “repeatedly cutting a chicken’s neck using hedge clippers with her right.” In others, she posed “in a sexy outfit” after hacking off the head of another screaming bird, or she beat chickens to death with a wooden stick. Makes 50 Shades Of Grey look like a Disney book. Image via Lee County Sheriff’s Office Continue reading

Jesus Take The Wheel: 19-Year-Old Birthday Girl And 2 Friends Drown In NYC Car Accident

Incredibly sad story on the other side Teen And Friends Drown In NYC After Car Crashes Into Creek Via NYDailyNews Four friends on their way home from a birthday celebration nearby were killed late Friday night when the car they were riding in careened through a 3-foot high chain-link fence and rolled over into a Queens creek, police officials said. The driver, a 20-year-old man, managed to get out of the car, swim to shore and call 911, officials said. The driver placed the call at around 10:36 p.m., and rescue workers first arrived roughly six minutes later, officials said. He was seen at the end of the road flagging down rescue workers as they arrived, police sources said. Sixty-five firefighters responded to the scene off 19th Ave. near 37th St. in Astoria, along with divers from both the FDNY and the NYPD. But it was too late. Two men and two women were pulled out of the murky Steinway Creek, across from Rikers Island, after being trapped in the automobile, submerged in up to 10 feet of water, for more than a half hour. The first body was pulled out at 11:10 p.m., the last about five or six minutes later, a law enforcement source said. Wonder how the driver made it out and the others didn’t? There are no dead-end signs at the end of 19th Ave. that would have warned the driver, officials said. The group was celebrating one of the female passenger’s 19th birthday nearby, law enforcement sources said. It was not immediately clear which woman’s birthday the group was celebrating. The driver — part of his face covered by a bandage — spoke to investigators from the back of an ambulance before he was taken to Elmhurst Hospital, officials said. He was being treated for hypothermia at Elmhurst Hospital early Saturday. The cause of the accident was still under investigation as of Saturday morning. The driver was not drunk, police sources said, but speed was a factor. We can’t imagine anything more tragic than losing your life on the day you were born, especially in such a freak accident. Our thoughts and prayers are with the families. Image via Facebook Continue reading

Jesus Take The Wheel: Woman Driving While Slizzard Runs Over 10-Month-Old Baby’s Head

When you crush a little kid’s brains, it’s time to step away from the bottle. Woman Runs Over Girl’s Head While Drunk According to Raw Story: A 26-year-old North Carolina woman is in jail for allegedly running over a 10-month-old girl’s head while driving drunk, WGHP-TV reported on Thursday. Stormie Vancil was charged with felony serious injury with a vehicle and driving while impaired for the incident early Wednesday morning in the emergency room parking lot at the Alamance Regional Medical Center. Vancil was allegedly driving through the parking lot as Melissa Flynn was placing the other victim, her daughter Aubrey, in a stroller. The suspect’s arrest warrant stated that her car’s tires “rolled over and on top” of the infant’s head, while Flynn was knocked off of the hood of Vancil’s car. “Is there any way I can ask for a bond reduction so I can make arrangements for my children?” Vancil asked Judge Kathryn Overby during her court appearance on Wednesday. “‘Cause my husband is also getting locked up.” The Burlington Times-News reported that police suspected Vancil was driving a male passenger to the hospital for treatment, but no members of her family had been admitted for treatment as of Wednesday. Her husband, who was not identified, was in court facing charges in a separate case. Flynn was treated and released from Alamance on Wednesday. Her daughter was transferred via helicopter to UNC Hospital in Chapel Hill. She was listed in stable condition as of Thursday night. Vancil’s bond request will be taken up during another court appearance on Friday. WHAT THE HELL?!?! How drunk was this dumb beyotch? And she is asking for a BOND reduction?!?! Shutterstock Continue reading

Cute Comedy: Wiz Khalifa And His Baby Make For A Hilarious Picture

Wiz Khalifa Takes Funny Pic With Baby Wiz Khalifa took his family out last month and it all seemed like the pictures would make it without an issues. However, after a delayed reaction, people on Twitter started clowning how Wiz looked with his son. The jokes were definitely flowing. Take a look at some of the commentaries and more pics of Wiz that people like to make fun of. Continue reading