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Naomi Holt Naked of the Day

Naomi Holt is a Miss Universe Australia 2017 Finalist…..sounds like a pretty thirsty title, you know the kind a instagram whore would have because she knows she has a better chance to get credit as being someone who is more than just a shameless instagram whore if there’s credentials… Not that being a “finalist” is credentials….that’s the first lose, it’s first place or no place, you might as well be last place if you’re second place, but at least she tried, maybe next time she’ll go for something more attainable, like “playboy model”…I mean if you’re already getting naked and they’ll post up pics of any naked bitch…it’s at least better than telling the world you’re a fucking failure…. But then again, she’s getting naked and that’s a good start to wherever she’s planning on taking this…

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Irina Shayk Almost Pussy Flash of the Day

Russian bride with no soul, who I am not too sure whether she’s actually locked in Brad Cooper through marriage, but she has had his kid as soon as she possibly could, because the timing was right, she was pushing 30….and knew it was now or never… I think knowing it comes with a 25k month child support allowance is pretty much a great selling point, I mean once he actually leaves her, by why would he leave her, she’s just happy being the accessory, the prop, the add on, the backup dancer, to his A List life, and gets to go to special events and things because of it…this is living the top life, the best life, especially compared to her mother’s life back in Communist Russia waiting for rationed bread. I do think she’s hot, but I fuck 55 year old fat women…so at this point in my life a bag of dog shit is hotter than anything I stick my dick in…. I do think she’s had a lot of work done, but when trying to see her mom cunt, to decide how beat up it is or not, her face injections don’t matter.

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Bella Thorne Bikini Ass of the Day

Bella Thorne is in a bikini on a boat, or was in a bikini on a boat, and unfortunately a shark didn’t eat her, rip her apart, and put her out of her misery that she doesn’t really realize is coming because she’s young and too distracted by all the attention and money she’s making from Social Media, where her and her crackwhore party girl sister, who are both damaged, and basically like children of a cult, raised by an eager stage mom to make them famous, don’t know how useless they are…they are just getting all this love they never got growing up…for being what they think is being themselves…and eventually…I don’t know when…but probably when people are onto someone else…the downward spiral will hit.. I am excited for those dark times, not because I am negative, or wish bad things on terrible people, and not that I think a slutty half naked Bella Thorne is a terrible person…I mean she posts up half nakedness all the time and we like that…it’s a great time…young tits, tight bod….if you can handle how annoying she is… I also like reset buttons when things get too hype and amazing for a person to let them remember it’s all nonsense that is fleeting and they can stop trying to upset their estranged stage parent mother…which I assume is the source of all this ridiculousness…for social media…a MEME really… A MeME in a bikini….

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Noah Cyrus Bikini of the Day

Noah Cyrus is Miley Cyrus’ brother / cousin / granny / we know about them backwoods hicks… You can take the hick out of the Ozarks of Kentucky….but you can’t take their dicks out of their sisters…who are also the town’s stripper…unless the Miley / Noah Cyrus mom was actually just some cocktail waitress who groupied on Achy Breaky by getting her pussy filled with his CUM early on creating Miley….before the family went Beverly Hillbillies… So we don’t know if this one is INBRED, we just know she’s doing slutty content like her older sister…because she is far removed from their backwoods roots…and is LA hipster about it…and she’d have to be because she’s so fucking ugly looking…which I guess could be from being inbred…we’d have to scope her out to see if she has all her toenails…

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Selma Blair Swimsuit of the Day

This just in – Selma Blair is not Sophia Bush…. But she is Selma Blair…and she is in a bathing suit in Cannes…because I guess she’s still in the scene or maybe she fucks / dates / married a producer… The last time we say Selma Blair was not when she was in Cruel Intentions, but maybe it was, I don’t remember anything else she’s been in, but I feel like she must have been in other things… It was at Art Basel, so she’s doing the hipster instagram socialite thing, attending all the key events…and that’s what this about…. Oh wait, this is Palos Verdes California…she’s not at CANNES at all. Aren’t you glad we worked through this one together.

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Selma Blair Swimsuit of the Day

Selma Blair Swimsuit of the Day

This just in – Selma Blair is not Sophia Bush…. But she is Selma Blair…and she is in a bathing suit in Cannes…because I guess she’s still in the scene or maybe she fucks / dates / married a producer… The last time we say Selma Blair was not when she was in Cruel Intentions, but maybe it was, I don’t remember anything else she’s been in, but I feel like she must have been in other things… It was at Art Basel, so she’s doing the hipster instagram socialite thing, attending all the key events…and that’s what this about…. Oh wait, this is Palos Verdes California…she’s not at CANNES at all. Aren’t you glad we worked through this one together.

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Sophie Mudd Big Tits of the Day

Sophie Mudd is magic…or at least her big tits are…because her face is fucking weird looking, she’s like some kind of Vaccuum baby, you know vaccuum assisted birthing…or back in my day before suctioning out babies, we had Forceps baby….they just grabbed onto that face with those grips and pulled her her the fuck out…because she probably had big tits then.. But who cares about a face, when you’ve got the silliest fucking tits on a skinny frame, making moves as Kanye’s YEEZY girl, doing things like showing her tits on social media… It’s nice to see Rat Cow get replaced with another weird face, who doesn’t have a weird bellybutton. It’s Sophie Mudd’s time to shine…and unfortunately for us it doesn’t involve any MUDD WRESTLING..at least not for any of us…but she objectifies herself just the same and that is great…

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Sophie Mudd Big Tits of the Day

Sophie Mudd Big Tits of the Day

Sophie Mudd is magic…or at least her big tits are…because her face is fucking weird looking, she’s like some kind of Vaccuum baby, you know vaccuum assisted birthing…or back in my day before suctioning out babies, we had Forceps baby….they just grabbed onto that face with those grips and pulled her her the fuck out…because she probably had big tits then.. But who cares about a face, when you’ve got the silliest fucking tits on a skinny frame, making moves as Kanye’s YEEZY girl, doing things like showing her tits on social media… It’s nice to see Rat Cow get replaced with another weird face, who doesn’t have a weird bellybutton. It’s Sophie Mudd’s time to shine…and unfortunately for us it doesn’t involve any MUDD WRESTLING..at least not for any of us…but she objectifies herself just the same and that is great…

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Khloe Kardashian’s Massive Fake Ass of the Day

The Khloe Kardashians, who is the monster Kardashian, even though I think the entire family are sent from hell to show the world how fucked up we are all, yet this one is the most disgusting of the bunch, which is only funny because she was even more fucking disgusting before they figured out non invasive sugeries that could turn them all into the same looking doughy sex doll that Kim paved the way for them all to be….yet still fucking disgusting, just not too disgusting for some NBA players to knock her up, because I guess they are massive and she’s the only thing that can handle their dicks, and it doesn’t look too awkward while they are 7 foot tall and she’s 6 foot 5….Blame OJ….I mean I am sure she does every day… I guess this is post pregnancy fame whoring, because she recently had a prop and storyline for their vile show I’ve never watched….straight from the paparazzi…that they hired and sold the pics for because it’s all manipulative bullshit people buy into…there are teams of people behind this one digusting behind…seriously…I have nudes that were sent to me by the girl who runs their social media company….who helped build their empire…it’s all contrived bullshit but America fucking loves it…you’re all fucking crazy…but not as crazy as whatever she did to this ass…gross.

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Bella Hadid Leather Pants of the Day

Bella Hadid doesn’t look like Bella Hadid of last year. She doesn’t looke like Bella Hadid of 3 years ago. She’s had so much work done that she’s finally looking like she’s made the transition fully…on some Bruce Jenner shit…a family friend and mentor to her I guess… I do not find her hot, but I do think that her vagina is probably hot, despite possibly not having a vagina, at least based on that hard face, because she’s got them leather pants on….and if you know me or the site you’ll know tight pants made of fabric that doesn’t breathe is everything to me…just walk a few miles in that and turn on the heated car seat…dial things up…and sit..swelter…sit in the sun for a while…and just soak through your socks..destroy those designer shoes…the way unbreathable pants were designed to do to vaginas…choke them out….stank em out…magical… But not as magical as whatever scam the Hadid family pulled to turn their ugly duckling of a daughter into a “top” model….instagrammer…who fucking knows what she is…other than weird looking…that’s one thing I’m pretty sure on…. Here’s Kendall Jenner

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