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Adriana Lima’s Morning Ab Check of the Day

Adriana Lima, the slave to Victoria’s Secret, is clearly putting in some serious fucking work to maintain a body worth looking at while half naked in lingerie, all because she’s got no fucking choice….there are contracts signed, this is a hefty business, multi billion dollar business, and there’s consequences if she gets fatter than she was the last few years, all mom like, middle aged and bloated, even though fat seems to push product for other brands thanks to the world being fat…. So here she is starving herself, going against natures natural course for her, and she’s letting the people know by pulling her sweat pants all the fucking way down…any further and we’d see her baby maker that was shredded at least once by baby making…like your documents you shredded doing your taxes… HOT…TAXES ARE HOT….old ladies with abs pulling down their pants is alright too…I mean 40 or not…it can be fucked and thus relevant to us…

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Ariel Winter Twerking Her Fat Ass of the Day

Ariel Winter, the Hollywood, Mainstream Success, Child Star on a Hit Show, TV Sensation you perverts watched go through puberty, which established a sick emotional attachment to her, like a creepy baby sitter, or high school teacher….is also a little piglet… She does herself up, gets all made up, wears slutty outfits, even goes to the gym…but manages to be pretty fucking sloppy, fighting off her obesity, through surgeries for her tit reduction and other exciting things that I don’t find exciting…and here she is shaking that ass…an ass she isn’t known for…but that is fat…thanks to emotional eating to deal with the pain of childhood fame.

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Sarah Silverman Goes Bra-Less For Something

While I’m not 100% sure why Sarah Silverman decided to give us a close-up view of her boobs under a Neil Diamond shirt, I do know that I’m happy she did it. Then again if Sarah Silverman wants to go bra-less for no reason at all I think we are all okay with that. Sarah Silverman has some great boobs. … read more

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Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart Lesbian Ass Shots of the Day

Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart in some shorts…because I guess lesbians can wear shorts…they aren’t banned from shorts…even though you’d expect their shorts to be more basketball shorts that go past their fat lesbian legs….assuming lesbians actually exist and are not just a myth created by the patriarchy and porno movies to give men something to jerk off to when bored of watching big porn dick…you know the fantasy of two high school besties at a sleep over discovering each other…something that likely happens all the time, and that is happening now with Kristen Stewart thanks to the aggressiveness of Stella Maxwell…reminding us how cliche of an identity crisis Stewart is as she character acts or method acts her way into lesbianism…being as stereotypically dyke as she can be…except for her lack of flannel…and dolphin shaped dildos because penis shapes are gross to them…it’s part of their muyth…

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Alessandra Ambrosio Cameltoe of the Day

Ambrosio is a mom, and based on all my research that includes only fucking on mother in my existence in having sex, because that’s how I became a stepfather….and really my wife is so fat that her pussy regardless of having kids would be fat…mom pussy is fat…. So when you wear leggings this tight, and you have fat pussy lips from being a mom, it’s probably hard to not have this cameltoe happen… Which makes for a fascinating question – which came first, the tight leggings or the cameltoe…and I’m going to go with cameltoe…because even in the Days of early man, fabric was getting stuck up inside vagina, probably more than we’d expect because of the limited ability to shower..making for some cesspool of bacteria…sticky to everything that came near it….on some FLY PAPER pussy….something that we can assume AMBROSIO can relate to…

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The Best Kept Secret on the Internet of the Day

There is a lot of hype around the evil that is the Social Media companies who make the billions of dollars a year off of all of our collective data and contribution to their platforms. This is something that I know you’ve all probably known about for a long time, because we are not idiots and understand how the system works…but for some reason people never boycotted the evil, and just continued to contribute to his wealth…which is crazy to me. That is why I have been pushing FUBAR . Why not meet and communicate with new people in a more fun way. Not for evil people. They say it is the best-kept secret on the internet and—as its name suggests—the first online bar to offer fully-stocked virtual drinks and gifts. More than your typical social network, FUBAR involves a gaming element and ranking system that makes meeting new people more exciting and a little competitive. You can start playing as soon as you get in and the more interaction you have with other members – the more levels you can achieve! It’s fun. It’s free. Join Now, Get Into It….because you can never be too addicted to interacting with babes…it’s really the whole point of the interent…even during this MeToo Movement…sexting lives forever… WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR….THERE ARE BABES THERE…DID I MENTION THERE ARE BABES THERE… GET ON IT NOW CLICK HERE GET ON IT NOW CLICK HERE GET ON IT NOW CLICK HERE

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Isabella Gomez Got Them Titties on of the Day

Isabella Gomez is NOT Selena Gomez… I guess Gomez is a common name….when you’re hispanic….and she could be her cousin, her sister, her auntie, distant relatives, someone from the same housing projects, if Selena Gomez wasn’t all rich as fuck….who fucking knows I just know she’s out there, riding that Gomez name like she was Lottie Moss (Kate Moss’s fake sister), while showing off that ass…and it is a strategy that I think works great… From INSTA

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Lily Rose Depp Getting Deep Fucked by Bigfoot of the Day

Lily Rose Depp is everyone, and by everyone, I mean myself, because I don’t really give a fuck about any of you, you’re invisible, you mean nothing to me, you don’t even buy my books, or send me birthday gifts, or sign up to my patreon, you are assholes…don’t you realize we are supposed to be supporting each other, elevating each other, helping each other grow…and that is why you are dead to me… So let me rephrase…Lily Rose Depp is great, she’s a rich kid, she’s entitled, she doesn’t need to do much beside exist as Johnny Depps daughter and she gets paid for it, all while having this great face, this skinny body, and trust fund that allows her to just hang out and create which is really all you can ask of a rich kid…. She’s not as gutter as a Kardashian, and eager as a Hadid, as desperate as a Baldwin…but she’s in the same age range but comes across way cooler Whether it’s getting deep dicked by BIG FOOT…or just hanging around tit to tit with her friends…she’s got something special about her…and that’s all I gotta say about that.

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Brazilian singer Anitta in a Bikini of the Day

Who is this Anitta …. I’ve never heard of her, but she’s got 27 million followers, because I guess instagram is big in Brazil…and she gets over 1,000,000 likes per picture….she matters… Those numbers is the shit that all the american girls fucking dream of…the big hit, the fame and fortune that comes with instagram, and I guess they don’t factor in getting huge in another country as a tactic, because like this Anitta, the famous Brazilian singer, they too can be big in Brazil, or Turkey, or the Philippines, or India…because the sheer volume of perverts from those countries using the platform…because eventually, you’ll become an international star and America will take you under their wing because of that fame…like you were Shakira…or Rita Ora…or Margot Robbie.. America!

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Brazilian singer Anitta in a Bikini of the Day

Paris Jackson In the Bath of the Day

When Michael Jackson got paid 15 million dollars from Pepsi, back when he had America by the balls, with his song and dancing, long before he had Culkin by the balls, with his perversion….he was viewed as this masterful act who made the people watching him feel good…people would get stomped out and killed at his concerts…people fucking loved him…and by the early 90s he signed a 1 billion dollar record deal which was unheard of…because that’s just the kind of guy he was…a weirdo, an artist maybe, a genius, a manipulator who knew how to get people to buy into him…i don’t know.. But I do know that his daughter, who I’m not sure is even his daughter, because I heard he was a EUNICH….but fatherhood doesn’t matter, it’s all about legal fatherhood, and this girl, thanks to her dad’s ability to win the audience over…is now able to post panty pics on social media and fuck famous models who are likely just using her because she’s Michael Jackson’s HEIR…and the whole thing…pretty amazing.. Here she is in panties..

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