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Dog Faced Nina Agdal in a Thong of the Day

Posted on July 31, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know when we made the move from calling Nina Agdal a full retard downs syndrome looking bitch who got work as a model because the world is about inclusivity, plus retards work for a fraction of the rate regular people work, not that SI pays any of these fame seeking, media HUNGRY sluts…and she is a slut, at least for the right rich dude…. I guess I felt bad for retards, you know comparing them to some sex worker….because I like retards, they are always in a good mood when not masturbating, but even when masturbating. They have super retard strength which comes in handy when you need a bodyguard, they look cute when dressed in tuxedos…and I used to work really menial shit jobs that hired retards to do the same tasks as me…true story…so I took a liking to them…and fucking with their retard heads…especially when it came to girls..I’d always tell my retard friend that the cashier wanted to date him, and that she had nipple rings, and other fun things…and he’d always go fucking nuts…and if I got him good…he’d break shit and ended up getting fired for assaulting that cashier…but I feel like I taught him a valuable lesson in love….that girls are mean…even to retards…and more importantly getting him out of that job that was exploiting him for 2 dollars an hour, eveen though I was only making 7, was fucking robbery… The funniest thing about Nina Agdal is thinking about the retards we’ve known in our life, not the 31 year old (sure, more likee 40 year old) immigrant who tried dating Leo DiCaprio in an LOL, and ended up with Christie Brinkley’s rich loser son who I guess has no taste in women… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dog Faced Nina Agdal in a Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rachel McCord Pussy Print of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rachel McCord is so desperate and that’s ok. She’s not even the sister who got cast in the TV show that moved them all out to LA where they made friends with the paparazzi when that one sister barely mattered and where this sister was the plus 1. That friendship with the paparazzi has allowed this one to get in these staged shoots for attention, and for some girls that’s really all they want or need to feel accomplished…so this could be pathetic to some, but everything she ever wanted and more for herself… Point being, she wears a bikini bottom proper cuz I can see some labia. If you’re going to wear a bikini show some side pussy. There is nothing ok with a bikini pic when I zoom in and can’t seen any element of her pussy cuz I am one of those dudes who loves staring at pussy. I know many dudes find pussy gross or ugly…I find it great…must be a fetish in this everyone is gay world…a fetish called being HETERO. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rachel McCord Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Camila Cabello Full Pussy of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cuban Born Camila Cabello, who I assume floated in on a raft with Elian Gonzalez, which may or may not age me, not that I care, I am old as fuck and remember when they sent him back to CUBA after his brave float to Florida…Bill Clinton was President…. She bounced from Havana to Mexico City and snuck into Miami like good undocumented…. She is living the American dream, a superstar, taking the place of an actual American, because these naturalized immigrants, who started out as illegals, are stealing all the jobs from the local Americans…which makes them real mad in their trailer park homes…real mad… She is wearing a white bathing suit, which as everyone knows, including Camila Cabello, but when the paparazzi is there you gotta make it count… I have a love for white wet bathing suits and their sheer pussy lip exposing qualities…you can see her nipples too like a good white wet bathing suit should…this is probably her most important work…stare at the slit you fucks. FRONT HOLE FOR EVERYONE…as she lives a life of a Cuban Hooker without the need to actually be a hooker like the Cubans in Cuba working for sex tourism…. Here she is making out with Shawn Mendes the closet homosexual, if you look hard enough you can find the leaked tape of him having gay phone sex.. Here is her nip slip TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Camila Cabello Full Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Amber Heard Nasty See Through of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amber Heard is rocking the see through white bathing suit concept I love….despite hating Amber Heard. It’s one of those things where I am not emotionally attached to Amber Heard in any way, so my actual hate for her and any other celeb is more a passive hate, not a deep in my soul hate, like the hate I have for people who I genuinely hate, where as this superficial hate is more like a causal “I hate that bitch”…. So I can separate myself from the soulless, psycho, man eating, opportunist cunt who manipulated the fuck out of Johnny Depp and exposed him to the media to elevate her cause, when she’s clearly a fucking instigating, abusive cunt, almost ruining his career…in a don’t believe all women – they are opportunists..like Amber Heard…and focus on what matters…wet white fabric…a fetish since the first time I saw the cunt of an unsuspecting white bathing suit wearing girl at the pool….who claimed to have no idea I could see every fold unfurl of her labia as she tanned/ dried off.. Either way, Amber Heard, hot for 5 mins 10 years ago…looks like trash from this angle cuz she is trash. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Amber Heard Nasty See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kristen Bell Naked for Veronica Mars of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t find Kristen Bell hot. I did not watch Veronica Mars. I hated her in Sarah Marshall – but thought Kunis was amazing in it. She’s married to a low level celeb who offends me. So seeing her strategic naked for some revisiting of some bullshit that had some hype a decade ago, because hollywood is out of ideas, or just trying to milk things that already exists, raping them up the ass until they can’t walk no more kind of milking, instead of just starting a new thing, cuz the old thing has a track record and more opportunity to win… So seeing the mom I didn’t find hot a decade ago do weird nude scenes – is pretty fucking weak….I expect more out of you HOLLYWOOD…like at least try to give us boners…it pays off in the long run. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kristen Bell Naked for Veronica Mars of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Drunk Man Rides Giraffe at Zoo and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Airplane Toilet Win Drunk Fight at Key Largo Marina Cellphone Win Balkan Singer Shoots Gun on Stage Idiot Driver of the Day Worst UPSKIRT Video Ever Idiot Outrunning the Cops Thief Gets Painted Green The post Drunk Man Rides Giraffe at Zoo and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sophie Mudd Attention Seeking of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sophie Mudd is a relative nobody, but she’s signed to some talent agency, whatever that means. She’s best known on the internet for her big tits on her small frame…but still virtually unknown in the mainstream. You another instagram set of tits with fake numbers and fans who is faking it til she makes it. I follow her and she pops up in my feed alot, maybe she knows how to game the facebook algorithm. She posted this after a series of non-tit-specific pics – cuz she was craving numbers, attention, stats….data…the way the kids do these days. It was probably posted with a “felt cute may delete later” caption set to big tits…. It was also reposted to her instagram story to make sure anyone not seeing her static posts but seeing her stories would click through to SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON. All a lot of effort for a fucking titty pic I think…it should really sell itself. The post Sophie Mudd Attention Seeking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paige VanZant UFC Titties of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paige VanZant rocking out in an inflatable pool, and calling out that inflatable pool, for being white trash, which may be racist to white trash everywhere, but that they won’t realize cuz they can’t read and that they won’t argue because it is their dream to see this UFC champ mud wrestle the way women were supposed to before this feminist thing got them fighting in legit sport and the PC movement got mud wrestling banned from most bars. IT OBJECTIFIES WOMEN…JERKS…you know what else objectifies women? Women and their tits…and willingness to show off the tits for me to jack off to. Thanks. Don’t beat me strong trained killer lady. Thanks. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Paige VanZant UFC Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Chantel Jeffries Bikini Rubdown of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chantel Jeffries is out here producing clickbait, because the world needs clickbait…especially half naked slutty lesbian clickbait with some other YOUTUBER / INFLUENCER / FAME WHORE/ MEDIA MANIPULATOR who understands how to work social media into a 6 or 7 figure or more career that involves zero work. We can hate on it out of jealously when sitting on our asses slaving away….we can laugh at her muppet face and shitty plastic surgery…or we can just ride with how awesome it must be that your only task in a day is to rub your friend down with lotion by the pool in bikinis…a 3-5 minutes of low level self involved mindless effort…and boom…a multi million view video that gets you paid… Cruisin’ tits out. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Chantel Jeffries Bikini Rubdown of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hailey Baldwin Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bike Short Generation. It’s the short of the year. The short all thee kids are wearing. It’s the cut-off leggings that are far better to look at on these instagram whores than the soon to be retired dentist in the neighborhood who loves to bike to the grocery store and show us all what he’s working with…while when girls do it..it’s hot…even Hailey Baldwin cuz you can see her full Christian cunt squeezing out as it tries to eat thee shorts….it’s a trend I like…something I’ve always liked…Pussy Definition…the new cleavage. Even the freaky married Jesus Freaks are about that show the world your pussy hustle…I guess it’s written in the bible… We can see so much of her pussy that I feel like I can see Beiber’s testicles….but that could be my imagination…what a weird thing to imagine. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Hailey Baldwin Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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