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Romee Strijid Skinny Model Ass at the Airport of the Day

In a world of fat as fuck dot com models everywhere – who are fat as fuck – and accept being fat – even celebrate being fat – despite being fat – and scientifically proven to die prematurely, probably a good thing when it comes to women…you know expiry dates or some shit….I am a huge fan of skinny models, I fucking love skinny, there is nothing hotter than bones and skin, no muscle, just skinny…. But even this is almost too skinny, something I’d never think was possible….and actually isn’t possible, but when I look at her non existent ass in this pants…it’s just weird looking…. But at least she’s not fat….getting up and ready for that VS Infomercial fashion show you know… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Romee Strijid Skinny Model Ass at the Airport of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Natalie Portman’s got Some Balls at her Tennis Lessons of the Day

Watching Natalie Portman take her tennis lessons very seriously, and I’ve decided that it’s a new fetish… She’s so fucking bad, and Tennis is potentially such a hot sport, one of my favorite women’s sports to watch, it’s pornographic and erotic with all the grunts…but seeing her struggle hitting the balls, that she’s really trying to get good at, do with style, probably for some movie role, or maybe it’s just to celebrate that jews are allowed into the country club…whatever her motivation…I’m assuming money and not personal improvement is pretty hilarious…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Natalie Portman’s got Some Balls at her Tennis Lessons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jason Biggs Leaky Tits of the Day

In what is probably the worst possible way to celebrate the birth of your new kid…that is already damaged thanks to being cut from Jason Biggs’ DNA cloth….is to have your wife, attention seeking, low level actress who never made it because she made it with Jason Biggs, post some leaky tits on her social media, something she takes seriously, because she’s really only a social media personality, like a dude’s chick, always busting jokes and being funny while being fuckable, which is why he married her…but I’m not into it…but I can never turn my back on a lactaction picture…I’m a feminist like that. The post Jason Biggs Leaky Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elizabeth Gillies Halloween Costume of the Day

Who the fuck is Elizabeth Gilles and why am I posting her fishnets like they matter…because they don’t. She’s some Disney star, probably molested in the pedophile ring… whore by her parents, now on Dynasty, a very terrible fucking show, I’ve seen a minute of it and had to shut that fucking down….it’s so bad… I guess guys find her hot and jerk off to her…because guys are perverts and jerk off to everything…his doesn’t quite hit the mark for me… The post Elizabeth Gillies Halloween Costume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Joanna Halpin and Sarah Halpin Shoot of the Day

Joanna Halpin and Sarah Halpin are apparently sisters , they are in this together, taking on the instagram world of self promotion the right way, because they are in it together, creating a fetish for people who like fucking sisters, or sisters who fuck, the kind of incest far more normal to jerk off to than dads fucking their daughters…right.. I don’t know if they are actually related, but they are free spirited, hip, current, and topless together, as sisters should be… The post Joanna Halpin and Sarah Halpin Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Wendy Williams Drops Like Bricks of the Day

This video is the highlight of my day… Wendy Williams dressed like the Statue of Liberty, likely mistook it for the Twin Towers, and dropping like she had a stroke, or died on TV, from the spanx being too tight, no oxygen to her brain…and the whole performance was as dramatic as you’d expect. She probably just saw her bikini pics … In other black pop culture news…Cardi B was dressed liek Cruella Deville, and we support all strippers turned Number 1 on the Billboard Charts cashing in, except I do prefer when my strippers are more failed, broken and given up on life… The post Wendy Williams Drops Like Bricks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sara Sampaio’s Solid Halloween Costumes of the Day

Sara Sampaio dressed up like a Plastic Surgery ridden model – to divert from any plastic surgery she’s likely had – to reaffirm that she’s all natural and that is why Victoria’s Secret like her so much….you know…skinny and all natural…straight from PORTUGAL….to million dollar contracts in NYC, like she wasn’t created in a lab with Adriana Lima DNA and she’s not a humanoid…. THAT SAID…good costume…it reminds me of every girl on the social media…and that gives boners… She’s also red riding hood… The post Sara Sampaio’s Solid Halloween Costumes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rosario Dawson’s Topless for Social Media of the Day

Rosario Dawson’s lawyers asked me to take down some leaked nudes of hers that I guess were stolen from her iCloud as nudes have been stolen from iCloud the last few years….in what you’d think would get Apple sued by all the hollywood people, but that didn’t get sued because it’s all fake news, tricking us retards into thinking we’re part of some amazing breach of information about people we forget are attention seeking, fame whore, love being in front of the camera assholes… The lawyers writing me is just formality I guess, the celebrities pretending they care, while really jerking off to themselves on porn sites, like they’ve always wanted to be but can’t be because it will ruin their mainstream career… Since Rosario Dawson’s leaked nudes happened, she’s taken it upon herself to do a little DIY nudes, and posts them to her social media…today is “NIPPLE BETWEEN FINGERS TO SHOW BANDAID”…. Obviously, she liked that people started chatting about the near 40 year old and figured “POSTING NUDES THAT’S EASY”…. Not that these are really nudes, but they are still about as naked as the pics her Lawyers got me to take down…so…either she’s mocking me…or she’s inconsitent in her messaging like a drug addict famous person she is. The post Rosario Dawson’s Topless for Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rosario Dawson’s Topless for Social Media of the Day

Rosario Dawson’s lawyers asked me to take down some leaked nudes of hers that I guess were stolen from her iCloud as nudes have been stolen from iCloud the last few years….in what you’d think would get Apple sued by all the hollywood people, but that didn’t get sued because it’s all fake news, tricking us retards into thinking we’re part of some amazing breach of information about people we forget are attention seeking, fame whore, love being in front of the camera assholes… The lawyers writing me is just formality I guess, the celebrities pretending they care, while really jerking off to themselves on porn sites, like they’ve always wanted to be but can’t be because it will ruin their mainstream career… Since Rosario Dawson’s leaked nudes happened, she’s taken it upon herself to do a little DIY nudes, and posts them to her social media…today is “NIPPLE BETWEEN FINGERS TO SHOW BANDAID”…. Obviously, she liked that people started chatting about the near 40 year old and figured “POSTING NUDES THAT’S EASY”…. Not that these are really nudes, but they are still about as naked as the pics her Lawyers got me to take down…so…either she’s mocking me…or she’s inconsitent in her messaging like a drug addict famous person she is. The post Rosario Dawson’s Topless for Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Daphne Groeneveld Titties of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld is a model I like, but who is apparently a model who is really fucking weird looking in person, but as I’ve realized over the years, I don’t care about what models look like in person, I am never around models in person, I don’t care about what influencers, or sluts on instagram look like in person, I care about how photogenic they are, or how good they are at being photoshopped, you see I don’t leave my house if I don’t have to – and I really don’t have to…and I get to stare at tits on the social media feed all day…making it really irrelevant if these women are even human….just keep feeding me that content. I don’t know what this shoot is for, but it’s good enough to me. The post Daphne Groeneveld Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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