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New Vagina and Other Youtube Porn of the Day

So I have had countless videos, photos, content deleted off social media since the dawn of social media… I’ve had accounts deleted on every platform from a weird rave social network in the last 90s….to forums in the Y2k….to Friendster, Myspace, Facebook, Instagram, Vine, Twitter…and YOUTUBE…to the point where I pretty much gave up on social media, even though that’s where the eyeballs are, knowing I can’t control the shit… Just a couple weeks ago my SFW Cam Girls of the Week video got deleted…for having censored nudity… Yet…there’s videos like NUDE YOGA…so much nude yoga – because it’s spiritual…or some shit..I can go on an on about the injustice of social media, google, advertising, etc….but I won’t….I’ve been bitching about this since 2004….seriously…and I used to find youtube porn videos and post them to call it out…back in 2007 or some shit.. Here’s that nude yoga…erotica that is Safe for Youtube…but cam girls in THONGS aren’t… Even though clearly it’s a pervert’s doing….paying Eastern Euro chicks to go to Ibiza with him to fuck, and film nude yoga videos…because he’s a pervert…. Or then there’s the new vagina videos of a plastic surgeon in Singapore who gives discount operations because he’s a pervert…showing off new pussy…like CLOSE UP Pussy…in what is not educational at all…and that you’ll know is not educational at all…when he says the new vagina he made looks YUMMY.. LOOKS YUMMY…the world is fucking crazy…and Youtube is a publicly traded porn site worth 200 billion dollars… Fucking nuts… The post New Vagina and Other Youtube Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Biel Does Dirty Dancing for Ellen of the Day

Jessica Biel cockteased ellen in a tight dress, showing her ass in a tight dress, while on a promo tour, like a lame Bar Mitzvah act…because her and her husband are popstar dancing weirdos…assuming they are still married…and he hasn’t made his full transition to cock, but sticks with girls with deep voices and broad backs who sound and from behind look like they could have cocks… I don’t know, watching irrelevant actresses from lame shows 20 years ago, 20 years older….still doing shit because they wallet fucked proper…bores me…but you probably like it – because you’re pathetic and can’t move on with your life. I do love Dirty Dancing though, I own three copies of it and used to (3 years ago) watch it once a month…true story. The post Jessica Biel Does Dirty Dancing for Ellen of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Biel cockteased ellen in a tight dress, showing her ass in a tight dress, while on a promo tour, like a lame Bar Mitzvah act…because her and her husband are popstar dancing weirdos…assuming they are still married…and he hasn’t made his full transition to cock, but sticks with girls with deep voices and broad backs who sound and from behind look like they could have cocks… I don’t know, watching irrelevant actresses from lame shows 20 years ago, 20 years older….still doing shit because they wallet fucked proper…bores me…but you probably like it – because you’re pathetic and can’t move on with your life. I do love Dirty Dancing though, I own three copies of it and used to (3 years ago) watch it once a month…true story. The post Jessica Biel Does Dirty Dancing for Ellen of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Graham is a Pig Bitch Testing Out the Power of Hotel Furniture and Mattresses of the Day

I don’t believe anyone finds a pig in make-up, you know a fat bitch, who is married to big black cock who like fat bitches, but who don’t account for the target demo of the fat bitch clothing she sells, or the noise she makes whining to get into mainstream magazines that normally don’t fall for the mid 30s fat bitch wife, or give her the gig, because they would just ignore her incessant fan letters she’d send daily when husband was at work, kids were at school, or she was at home unable to have kids, because she was so fat she couldn’t get her period and breed…so she’s just watch soap operas and get fatter. I know for a fact – NO ONE LIKES FAT BITCHES…not publicly, at 3 am drunk maybe, but never something you’d admit…and if you did we’d laugh, but not judge because collectively we re fascinated by fat tits….. I know fat chicks don’t like fat chicks, they can pretend they do, but if they did, they wouldn’t hate themselves and eat their feelings.. I know a fat chick scamming, who wishes she wasn’t a fat chick, but loves eating too much to not be a fat chick…. I know she plays the “Fuck the haters card” but just saying that means you care about the haters, and I have a feeling this bitch keeps eating because she’s found an angel.. You know how not to get made fun of for being fat…by not being fat…or saying fat is healthy..when it’s fucking not… But why not be fat when you get fucking paid…fat bitch in a fat fucking movement…pigging out to have a fat fucking bowel movement.. These monsters are fucking vile…fat fucking vile fucking pig bitches no one wants to see, yet they get naked on social media for the BBW porn lovers YES we get it – fat fetishes exist and always have, we’ve seen the magazines…stop fucking shoving fat down all our throats…we collectively hate it AND put some damn pants on your tranny monster…or did you EAT THOSE TOO…. OR MAYBE SHE SPLIT THEM OPEN ….CUZ SHE’S SO DAMN FAT…. I hate you. I also hate that she didn’t fucking make that bed collapse with her big disgusting body that makes a King look like a single… I also hate that the caption on the fat cellulite pic is “Me #sorry not sorry” or something with a princess EMOJI….so empowering…you fucking scammer….all the fat sloppy bitches unite…in a You Go White girl….that said CELLULITE POWER is a real thing if you cut off all the fat you can use it as fuel…i’ve seen Eskimo do it with dead whales… The post Ashley Graham is a Pig Bitch Testing Out the Power of Hotel Furniture and Mattresses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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January Jones Nipple for Social Media of the Day

January Jones posted up a pic of her nipple on social media – it’s in a sheer sweater and that’s the style, so free the nipple, protest the oppression against nipples your own way, and benefit from the press putting your nipple on the internet gets.. It’s a know your worth, this bitch is nothing but a whore who was packaged as an actress and landed an acting job, so showing nipples is just part of her strategy, even at 39, she knows the tits are what people care about and I guess finding out who the baby daddy executive who was probably married was who knocked her up….I mean not that I care about that, I know LA sugar babies and their need to get pregnant before 40 when they are still hot enough in their mind and clearly January thinks she’s still hot enough – putting them titties up on her social media… Weird times….but good thing tits are the only reason I know or care…because I hate the celebs, but I don’t mind their tits. The post January Jones Nipple for Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paris Jackson Fingerbanging in Elle Magazine of the Day

Who gives a fuck about that pervert Michael Jackson, or the weird kid I’m not sure he even created with his own sperm, but rather adopted and left his fortune to… I don’t understand why Paris Jackson and her hustle is a thing….I get the whole King of Pop drug addict addicted to fucking anesthetics like a fucking tormented psycho touching the souls of many after he died…and they forgave him for allegedly touching the assholes of children near and far… I’ve heard inside scoop from people involved in the case, and it was more than just a pay off for insurance reasons to squash the child molesting case hard…it was a legit thing that he did…and the world knew it..the world hated him for it…but the world understood that a tormented soul, or a pervert child molestor shouldn’t be punished for his personal life when it comes to how good his music makes them feel because he’s Michael Jackson…but I still thought it was weird how his narrative totally shifted when he died, making me thing he may not be dead but rather hiding in a cave or another planet…because that ET went home.. POINT being..why is Paris Jackson a fucking thing, let her live off dad’s momey..and fuck off… Instead Elle Magazine is like “Ok now touch your pussy for us…yeah…hands in your pants..you like that don’t you…how wet are you…do you feel yourself getting wetter…ok now put those fingers in your mouth…yeah you taste nice don’t you…bullshit.. I don’t get it. The post Paris Jackson Fingerbanging in Elle Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Eva Longoria Old and Slutty in Some Magazine Bullshit of the Day

As a half mexican on the internet, I have a fucking deep love for all things Mexico an Mexican…from the food, to the women, to Mexico City as a whole…so seeing the Earthquake basically turning some areas into devastation and a warzone..collapsed buildings and death and destruction is a bummer…but even more of a bummer knowing that Eva Longoria wasn’t in Mexico trying to learn how to leverage being a Mexican to land more work….like the exploitative cunt she is. Sure, she is technically ninth generation Mexican-American, and it’s a good marketing hook, but girl is so whitewashed, raised like a spoiled white brat, turned Hollywood and forgot she was Mexican unless it came in handy as she struggled to communicate with her maid and garderner she underpays…because her life was about fitting in in Texas and not feeling like the immigrant her parents were…you know spoiled and out of touch like 8 generations of Mexican-Americans before her… So while I like and love all things Mexican, Eva Longoria isn’t one of them, for a reason I relate best with a story of a black friend of mine LITERALLY turning his chair around at the strip club whenever a black stripper came on stage, because he felt she was giving up on her people, she wasn’t fighting to progress as a person, she was being a cliche and thus she fucking sucked and he couldn’t stomach her… That’s how I feel about this mid 40s chick from one TV show…doing her best Kim Kardashian impression now that she’s been married to a black dude…and is thick / fat…when did fat become thick…like thick isn’t fat…and thick is good but fat is bad…I don’t know..but I know this non-Mexican Mexican is a fucking scam…. The post Eva Longoria Old and Slutty in Some Magazine Bullshit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Miley Cyrus Naked Interpretive Dance for David LaChapelle of the Day

In staying cool, edgy, wild, relevant, Miley Cyrus either did this shoot with the 90s legend David LaChapelle, who you may remember as the guy who coordinate elaborate highly produced music videos for famous sluts like Madonna, and whoever the fuck else….some photographer celeb fucker…who made a lot of fucking money with his scam he calls art….because art is a vague bullshit concept people with a lot of money who have no souls like to believe in…allowing artists, or as I call them “MARKETING GUYS”…to cash the fuck in… Well, she’s naked, they could be old pics, her pose is some fucking interpretive Mortal Combat finishing move bullshit, walking into the sun like a follow the light..they are coming for you dead old person….and she’s about an inch tall so you can’t jerk off to this…and why would you considering there’s this little thing called internet porn and tinder and instagram full of them sluts over there willing to have you jerk off to them… The post Miley Cyrus Naked Interpretive Dance for David LaChapelle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Britney Spears Fashion Week At Home Because She’s a Prisoner of the Day

Britney Spears is a prisoner in her own life, I am not too sure if she realizes she’s a prisoner, but the conservatorship her parents have her under, that allow her to stay focused and earning, while they continue to mooch off her well into her late 30s, acting as her lifeline and support and I guess guardians, while really not letting the poor thing live her own damn life, shit that would make a good horror movie, the coddling parents who won’t let go…but that make for a sad life..masked by all the money, fame and meds she’s on…no one is the wiser to it and they assume all is good…but if I was to abduct a woman and make her my earner…abuse her to the point she feels she can’t escape me or do it on her own…mask it as love..I’m a sexual assaulter going to jail..but get good lawyers and you’re all of a sudden just a good guardian…WEIRD.. That said, there is no way this “fashion week at home because I am not allowed to go to fashion week, or leave my home”…is not a cry for help….she just can’t say it is…because they are the ones posting this up to her social media and they’d never let an obvious POW style plea go out there.. That SAID – I am more into her gymnastics workout…damn girl…flexible to eat her own asshole…my kind of girl.. The post Britney Spears Fashion Week At Home Because She’s a Prisoner of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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