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Kate Beckinsale Getting Ready of the DAy

Herbie nerd idol, fantasy, fetish, vampire, who still looks amazing despite being old, made a funny joke about her employee or stylist or hair and make-up guy getting up into her crotch to fix the crotch of her outfit…something I know so many virgin losers who are into comics, living in their moms basement, and other NERD th ings, because not all nerds can become dot com billionaires, or TV hosts for doing their nerd shit, and some NERDS are just the stale cum smelling weirdo with ASPERGERS who has sex dolls or at least computer printouts of Kate Beckinsale stuck to their bedroom wall with cum…. You know…cuz she’s a nerd idol, fantasy, fetish and vapire who still looks amazing. I’m so glad we went on all those team building kayak weekends since occasionally we are called upon to act like fiddling around with my gusset is a normal part of the work day TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER AT THE EVENT CLICK HERE TO SEE HER IN ANOTHER DRESS AT THE AFTER PARTY CLICK HERE The post Kate Beckinsale Getting Ready of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini Bottoms of the Day

There was a time where I would make fun of Ashley Tisdale and her botched nose job – because she was being celebrated as the hottest girl according to the teen choice awards, and I figured it was because she one a game of rock paper scissors with the execs in the marketing department trying to decide which star of High School Musical they would make the winner through CORUPTUON…COLLUSION…RUSSIAN HACKING.. But I would always say “at least she’s got a fit body, because a fit body is better than an unfit body, and all women melt in the face as they expire, the body because more important to their overall existence”…. I spoke too soon, because despite being skinny, she’s looking soft in her bikini pics, and I guess that’s what happens when you get married and turn 40. But at least she’s not Rihanna fat TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini Bottoms of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Aubrey O’Day Forever of the Day

Aubrey O’Day Forever….is the tattoo we should all have on our chests…because a fat girl with fake tits…and her musical dream that got her fucked by many rappers…the fatter she got…before turning to fitness to get back in with the white guys…only to fall and land here….is something you should never forget… Puff Daddy created, reality SHOW, band’s lead singer….turned obsolete, non-existent, yet….she’s appeared from the depths of our memory…with this bathing suit tit pic..and that’s all it really takes for me… The post Aubrey O’Day Forever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Aubrey O’Day Forever of the Day

Aubrey O’Day Forever….is the tattoo we should all have on our chests…because a fat girl with fake tits…and her musical dream that got her fucked by many rappers…the fatter she got…before turning to fitness to get back in with the white guys…only to fall and land here….is something you should never forget… Puff Daddy created, reality SHOW, band’s lead singer….turned obsolete, non-existent, yet….she’s appeared from the depths of our memory…with this bathing suit tit pic..and that’s all it really takes for me… The post Aubrey O’Day Forever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Olivia Wilde Shirt Fetish of the Day

I don’t really know who she is, other than some twat who gave herself a stage name, because her real last name is COCKBURN….something a little less marketable…even in porn…cuz no one wants their cock to burn…or even a bitch’s name to suggest or put the idea of that in their minds…if anything it is disgusting…..and surprising that none of her ancestors didn’t change their name over the last few generations where cock burns are frowned upon…. Maybe they weren’t as forward thinking opportunists as this cunt, who is in MOVIES, who I’m sure I’ve seen in movies, but can’t place, but I do like the shirt over face look, it’s how most of my fucks look better…the SEX pose of champions or of champions who fuck ugly chicks that disgust them….it’s the subtle BROWN paper bag, without the inconvenience of finding a Brown paper bag, you know USE THE DAMN SHIRT…situation… The post Olivia Wilde Shirt Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rita Ora’s Topless of the Day

Topless Rita Ora is a better version of Rita Ora…who relies heavily on her tits to matter – and to exist…but Topless Rita Ora may be like a lot of the girls I get nudes from – in that their push up bra monster tits are far more substantial than her actual sloppy tits…but tits are always worth looking at when nothing else is going on, coupled with you never having been breast fed, forcing you to be titty obsessed for your entire existence making people like RITA ORA…as useless or uninteresting as they may be…all of a sudden…more interesting…right..right…because without the tits, she’s just a SANDWICH without bread…or a Sandwich that is just bread…. She looks better face tuned for her social media…truth. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora’s Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alison Brie Cleavage of the Day

Alison Brie is some well liked, at least in the nerd world, actress who was on a show called Community and more recently….GLOW….the girls of wrestling… I have never seen Community or GLOW….and I am not sold on her awkward looking face…but I am into her big old tits…tits I’d like to smear on the cracker or maybe a Baguette that is my penis but much bigger than my penis…since my penis is more of a crumb than somehting of substance…not that you care about my penis, or maybe you do, stop talking about my penis faggot….. That said, I’d like to smear her tits on me / my face like were a nice slice of creamy brie…but maybe I am just addicted to cheese, all cheese, lesbian cheese, breast milk cheese, because cheese has the same effect as OPIATES…and are addictive…and it has nothing to do with ALISON BRIE….or her toplessness – that you can see in these artist rendition look-a-like – performance art pics I saw of her…. Or maybe you like her better at events…showing cleavage…of tits you know are wonderful… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alison Brie Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Madison Beer in a Bikini in Canada of the Day

Madison Beer is the beer I’d like to drink aggressively, all dripping down my face, on a hot summer day, not because she’s that hot, but because she’s got big young tits, that Beiber recruited after her mom whored her out, and there’s something magical and amazing about that… Interestingly enough, she is in MUSKOKA Canada, up on some LAKE JOSEPH shit, which for Toronto rich people with mansions, and Martin Short, must be excting…a little young social media famous, pussy filled by a BECKHAM, on their humble rich person LAKE…all because Drake has a music festival this weekend…and the pussy needs to follow the trends for fear of being irrelevant, or maybe she’s hosting a club night or something…all exciting for her, when really we just care about the bikini pics.. AND for the RECORD…I have no idea why I know why these SOCIAL media sluts are in canada…but I guess I’m dialed in, like a creepy pervert should be, without even really realizing it, it’s just innate creeping or some shit….and funny considering I barely troll social media, I’m more into getting nudes from fatties on tinder… I wish I was more the SCUBA STEVE creeper underwater by the cottage she’s at…it would just make me feel like I have passion and purpose, when really I don’t care about anything that much, especially not Madison beer, who I didn’t even know who she was a few weeks ago, and even knowing who she is doesn’t excite me….. But the good news is she’s out there whoring her tits like all other girls – so that we don’t need to creep…it’s convenient this young slut behavior we should all encourage and appreciate…so that we get the content we need without leaving our couches and/or getting arrested! The post Madison Beer in a Bikini in Canada of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rita Ora in Some Hot Bikini Pics of the Day

Rita Ora may be irrelevant in the grand scheme of the world, her legacy empty and vapid, her music not memorable, but good enough to get her a deal that landed her in America, hosting TV and existing, but not actually being anyone that anyone cares about or really thinks of ever…except maybe some of her ex boyfriends when jerking off…thanks to her great tits…and future dudes she sexts to seduce into giving her shit like the mooch bitch that she is…using her tits… She’s on vacation she’s probably not paying for, in a bikini, and her body, even if facetuned a little to tighten things up, worth looking at. That doesn’t mean she’s an amazing contribution to the arts, but it means she’s in a bikini with tits, and often times that’s enough. Here she is not facetuned for her social media – and you’ll see she’s thicker, and her nipple is hanging out in one of the pics…yay… TO SEE MORE RITA ORA BIKINI EROTICA – CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora in Some Hot Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rita Ora in Some Hot Bikini Pics of the Day

Rita Ora may be irrelevant in the grand scheme of the world, her legacy empty and vapid, her music not memorable, but good enough to get her a deal that landed her in America, hosting TV and existing, but not actually being anyone that anyone cares about or really thinks of ever…except maybe some of her ex boyfriends when jerking off…thanks to her great tits…and future dudes she sexts to seduce into giving her shit like the mooch bitch that she is…using her tits… She’s on vacation she’s probably not paying for, in a bikini, and her body, even if facetuned a little to tighten things up, worth looking at. That doesn’t mean she’s an amazing contribution to the arts, but it means she’s in a bikini with tits, and often times that’s enough. Here she is not facetuned for her social media – and you’ll see she’s thicker, and her nipple is hanging out in one of the pics…yay… TO SEE MORE RITA ORA BIKINI EROTICA – CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora in Some Hot Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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