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This is What I Am Masturbating To Right Now of the Day

Posted on July 26, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I find it interesting, but not really, that people like to tell each other what TV show they are watching, what series they are really into, what book they are reading, what they are doing throughout the day… But rarely do people share what they masturbate to, I mean sometimes a girl you sext will send you a video she came to, and sometimes a friend will tell you he jerked off to some old high school year books he found at a garage sale, but for the most part…I don’t tell you what I am jerking off to ever…until today because today….I am jerking off to this golden whatever it is…Phoebe Price…my queen..I don’t think she could be any more perfect… The post This is What I Am Masturbating To Right Now of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sara Sampaio Looks a Little Bloated and Primate-Like in Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sara Sampaio is the skinny Victoria’s Secret model who they brought in from Portugal to replace Adriana Lima, at least that’s what the even empire wants you to think they did, instead of realizing that she was raised in a lab from Lima DNA somewhere to be their staff model, because no one has ever heard of Sara Sampaio from Portugal, maybe they are too busy fishing… Maybe their formula is falling apart, degrading, not sustainable or whatever, her skinny advocacy in a world where all brands use fat chicks, even though no one likes fat chicks, even the fat chicks, to model their bikinis, to speak to that market, knowing they hate that market and don’t believe in that market, as celebrating unhealthy is bad…but celebrating hot body is good…. Because she’s in Tulum, being a skinny advocate, while looking bloated….confusing me, in this world of every brand uses fat chicks, despite everyone hating fat chicks, while alienating skinny chicks, and manipulating them to become fat chicks, to get work. It’s fucked up time…but good ass though.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sara Sampaio Looks a Little Bloated and Primate-Like in Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Josie Canseco and the Pussy in Bikini Trash of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Josie Canseco may just be the daughter of Jose Canseco with a ridiculous name, naked after her daughter on some trashy shit… But she’s also in a white bathing suit and I can see her pussy and I love that shit, it’s a fetish for me and for anyone out there with a brain…because seeing pussy, that can be played off as unintentional…when clearly it is intentional…is magical to pervert as fuck me… I have experienced pussy flashes though sheer bottoms before and they always stay fresh and exciting even when the pussy they are on is neither of those things… This one is rich Baseball kid…is putting that trustfund to good use..trashy and delicious…. The post Josie Canseco and the Pussy in Bikini Trash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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ALba Thick Ass Mom to Be in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba is pregnant, but not overly pregnant yet, you know the right amount of pregnant where her body just thickens up in a weird fat ass way, and where you can’t knock her up no matter how much you cum in her, which in and of itself is a highlight…if you’re into getting her well documented herpes…and if you’re into a girl well past her prime, but still pretty good, because she’s a vapid LA person and that’s all part of what they are about, I mean she was a celeb before the face of a billion dollar brand…manipulating us all…but that round ass..it’s good to look at, so juicy and delicious…that even if you hate Alba and all she represents..like you were her husband demanding a paternity test cuz you can’t trust bitches these days…. I don’t know where I’m going with this…other than JUICY…and worth thinking about sticking your fingers up inside…..you know to help massage her pregnancy from the inside out… The post ALba Thick Ass Mom to Be in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne’s See Through “Enough” Outfit of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There was a time when you had to cut out the nipples or crotches of a girl you wanted to see naked’s clothing, in order to see what you wanted to see, like her nipples and crotches when she was wearing said clothing… Or you’d be crafty and spill water on her white t-shirt, or will a rainstorm, or push her into a creek, brook, or river….just to get that level of sheer you needed.. I remember being even more clever about this shit, using something I learned that watching Bob Vila…I’d get a fine grain sand paper and slowly sand away the nipples or crotch or ass of a girl’s clothing so that when it was pulled on over her, the fabric would be thinned out and sheer.. Now bitches are doing it for us…they just wear the sheer clothing…knowingly, willingly, and I guess it makes for a lazy group of men who don’t need to drill holes in walls, or pry mouldings open to see through to the shower, or crawl in crawl spaces to get a vantage point through a vent in the floor or ceiling…it’s just being handed out like Candy on Halloween, and I love Halloween….despite the reward being less work, the reward is still there, because we all love Halloween…excessiveness…greed…laziness…so that you girls like Bella Thorne…feeding us what we want. The post Bella Thorne’s See Through “Enough” Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Tisdale's Cleavage Is A Marvel Of Modern Technology

Posted on July 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Tisdale Defies Physics In Such A Sexy Way… read more

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What Sexy Role Will Kelly Rohrbach Play Next?

Posted on July 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bathing Suits, Bras, What Isn’t Kelly Rohrbach Sexy In?… read more

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Joy Corrigan’s Bolt On Tits for Swim Week of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Joy Corrigan has some serious fucking bolt on tits, which is what you’d expect out of some Florida trashy girl with a great body, who has found a life of doing bikini photoshoot for catalogs, despite never having left Miami, but stayed there where she’s from, to really dominate the marketplace amongst every fat fucking trashy girl trying to be a bikini model, because of social media…at least this one has some substance, even if her tits are clown-like and comical.. This was from Miami Swim Week, where Joy dominated since it was all on her own sugar baby turf… The post Joy Corrigan’s Bolt On Tits for Swim Week of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel Winter’s Ass Tattoo of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing says “My mom whored me off to execs at a young age, so I broke free at 18, walked around half naked, cut off my sloppy tits, only to regrow more tit, like a lizard growing limbs” quite like a tattoo that some broken girl who eats her feelings got that runs across her ass and that reads some really silly quote…that we can assume she finds inspiring and empowering, which in and of itself is hilarious, because it’s just a dumb fucking tattoo… At least she’s posting up pics of the shit, like all these tattoo getting braggers…pretending they are unique and don’t care what other people think of them, while showing the world with all their ink just how much of a poser, lost, lose they are… The post Ariel Winter’s Ass Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini with Friends of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ugly Face Tisdlae…posts pics of her body, that’s always been alright, because this is how you try to stay relevant when no one fucking cares about you and I apprecaite that tactic…because bitches shamelessly in bikinis for social media is one You can be your own bikini model, in your own photoshoot, for your own magazine that’s just a social media account… She’s lookin’ good…all the time off has given her time to grow into her average at best looks and I’ve always rooted for her…because I know a body is more important than a face always…it lasts longer and who cares about a face when you’re face is buried in her married Disney star looking for attention cunt..all up in it.. The post Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini with Friends of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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