Berit Birkeland can be found on INSTAGRAM …because she’s the lovely kind of instagram model who gets naked or topless in photoshoots in efforts to grow her instagram…something that I guess is working for her, as she’s in topless pics that are circulating, but something that is also so fucking lame…when discussing what she does for work…”I do instagram”…. You can also see her pussy in these pics…magical…. The post Berit Birkeland Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Emma Stern Nielsen, a model I’ve followed on instagram but didn’t realize I followed on instagram, in a campaign for some bathing suit company….,from Australia that has been around forever…. I find her hot. That’s all I have to say about that… The post Emma Stern Nielsen in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jessica Biel is dressed slutty enough in a magazine despite being a married mom with nothing to do with her time because she’s just been the number one fan of Justin Timberlake since she first tricked him into bedding her and her entire existence has been working around his schedule to get what she wants…SUPER FAN…. Well, now she’s out there, trying to get some buzz around her before it’s too late, and she expires….because she may have that divorce settlement and child support…but some bitches like to have their own money, or have a go at their own career, or have get a little buzz…to try to make her husband fuck her again…but she’s missing on important thing..a penis…because lets face it…Justin Timberlake’s a gay. The post Jessica Biel in Marie Claire Dressed Slutty of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sarah Hyland creeps me the fuck out. It’s interesting that people find her hot. I get that when she was first cast on the show to play some teenager who still breast fed on Sofia Vergara’s tits, things were a little erotic for the creepers into that, you know there were a lot of them, seeing as how popular the show Modern Family was, despite there being better things to spend your time doing…like watching Internet porn. She hasn’t aged well, she’s got some Michael Jackson vibe, of is she hormonally fucked up, maybe retarded, maybe having and allergic reaction, maybe just plastic surgery ridden…but who am I to keep you from the teen on tv you once came to… I am here to facilitate your weirdness.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland Slutty for Demi Lovato of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I wonder if shitting on Miranda Kerr, not like a billionaire shitting on her cuz he knows he owns her, but making fun of her because she’s so obvious in her sugar babying…will get me banned or compromised on Snapchat…I am thinking, definitely…little angry billionaire nerd…just fucking doing as much damage as he fucking can…to prevent me from calling his girl a hooker, even though she’s been on for decades before he even knew who she was because he was 11. Well, she’s got a system in place…and I call it the Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife Program…and these are the steps….. 1 – Do local shitty modeling and get to an event an A-Lister will be at. Get pregnant by A-Lister and pressure him to marry you. 2- Use celebrity of being married to A-Lister to get you a contract with an evil billion dollar brand. It makes you credible, valuable, increases your stock price. 3- Get out of your relationship with some has been actor who is probably gay, you already got the press for that and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…he’s popular.. 4- Get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company for fucking Bieber, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you are out of work…but that you were once employed…by a high profile brand….you know to help you get back on your feet…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help… 5- Pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…that makes them feel irrelvant and buying last year’s model.. 6- Fuck 3 Billionaires in a row, have 2 fight over you, because once you go BILLIONAIRE you never go back…. 7- Choose the most current one, with the most potential of getting her jobs…. 8- MARRY HIM…. 9- Do magazines in your panties to keep him horny for you, not that you care, but you have a pre-nup to ride out, probably 5 years of marriage, you gotta keep things locked in so you cash out.. The post Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lottie Moss and her “Not Yours” silly, cheeky, funny, cute tattoo that you know everyone she fucks or who fucks her from behind laughs about because they know that at that moment in time, that cute little ass is theirs…whither Lottie admits it or not…usually when someone goes with a comedic empowering thing and tattoos it on their ass…they are full of shit…but I like her ass anyway… This is a series of pictures of her ass in a bikini that may not matter in the grand scheme but that I am actually starting to vibe on…. Because I realized she’s milking her name for trashy reality TV, not for fashion and for some reason that makes me like her better. It’s like she knows she’s trashy and better suited for trashy cuz it’s fun than High Fashion modeling…and she probably still gets paid milking her half sister Kate’s name… The whole thing is great – because when a girl who is not capable of being a top model, get booked as a top model because of her instagram followers, I feel the need for a world reset…..but when a girl who still mooches her name goes the right direction…I feel there is still hope…because not everyone should be a model…even with all this fat chick empowerment shit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lottie Moss – Butt Shots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ireland Baldwin has me blocked on all her shit for whatever reason..I assume she is a fragile rich kid with famous parents who struggles to make it on her own…and for that reason alone ends up in rehab and other equally amazing places…like in lesbian relationships…being all edgy…while her cousin stole her hustle…by linking up with more important people for their share for share…leaving this one in the dark..forgotten…much like in her home life… That said, she’s got a bikini campaign and the world can excitedly look at her bikini body, big girls need love too….but they won’t since no one cares about Ireland Baldwin…. The post Ireland Baldwin Bikini Model of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lais Ribeiro is some mom who magically became a model despite being a mom because not all teen moms need to become sex tape stars in their low level whoring…some can used their bounced back body and stretched out pussy to sex work their way into a Victoria’s Secret contract because they are Brazilian and the dude who owns the brand fucking LOVES Brazilians… This is her modeling for a company that isn’t Victoria’s Secret, but probably company owned by Victoria’s Secret, because you know the evil empire wouldn’t let their people stray from the brand too far…it’s a conflict of interest…and they can’t have that…I mean she’s a single mother and they can easily throw her back to the strip club…where most single mothers work… The post Lais Ribeiro Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
