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Jamie-Lynn Sigler Titty Shot of the Day

I hear it everyday “You’re site is like blockbuster”….no one visits websites anymore…you’re old, you’re tired, why do you waste your time doing this, you out of touch fucking pig…you irrelevant, not with the times, dated pile of shit….your social media sucks, kids have never heard of you, what is your fucking problem… And the truth is, I was Blockbuster, before Blockbuster knew they were Blockbuster”…you know..I started this shit out of touch, irrelevant, disinterested in “celebs”…sure I jerked off to mainstream actor tits I’d find on weird porn thumbnail sites, but I didn’t fuck want this shit, I didn’t ask for this shit, and despite the traffic I used to get, not one person, not even my friends who knew I did the site, visited the site, cared about the site, remembered the name of the site… I can remember people I talk saying “how’s your drunk uncle” project going, 10 years into doing this DRUNK UNCLE project….because it is stupid, it is a waste of time, and the fact I do it is a sickness…. It won’t go viral, not then, not ever, it doesn’t make money,..it just costs money I don’t even have…and it’s a miracle it keeps going..because ultimately I don’t care… What I will assume is that the only people on this site are 40 years old, they remember an era when tits weren’t on social media because social media didn’t exist, or barely existed in 2004 when I started this. I will assume that they remember I was the only site that wasn’t a porn site, but labeled a porn site, preventing me from getting rich, but I was so committed to my feminist ideals that I kept posting the nudes….regardless of the money…a martyr or a retard… So for those 40 year olds, I assume may come to the site, here’s some Meadow Soprano self produced mom in her 40s titty porn, something you shouldn’t jerk off to, but that I figure is a fetish of yours… Because even if this 90s revival, no one gives a fuck about Meadow Soprano, but the big titty shamelessness to compete with the youth on IG….isn’t that bad… The post Jamie-Lynn Sigler Titty Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Evan Rachel Wood Erotica of the Day

I don’t think Evan Rachel Wood erotica is an actual thing…but she did bang Marilyn Manson, the reason for Columbine, at least once or twice when they were dating and she was showing the world how edgy, GOTH and Dark she is…before ending up with BILLY ELLIOTT…some poofter dancer… DOESN’T MATTER… She was the racy tween in the movie I remember creeps jerking off to called THIRTEEN, based on slutty Nikki Reed’s childhood…and I don’t really know what else she’s done…a bunch of independent things…because she’s edgy… This is some photoshoot promoting who knows what…and this post has been a waste of all of our time – because there’s no TAKEAWAY…but is there ever really a takeaway from the nonsense I shit on these posts, when I’d rather be shit on by the girl in the pics…because it’s a better story…. The post Evan Rachel Wood Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Fitness Erotica of the Day

Britney Spears was not at the Met Ball, because who gives a fuck about the Met Ball, the fashion industry is a fucking scam filled with liars and groupies…selling overpriced bullshit that isn’t any better quality or concept than anything else, they just found a way to cash in and trick idiots to buy into their shit.. Kind of like Britney Spears’ parents, who have been milking their scam for a long fucking time, but luckily their baby girl, the earner, maintains her fitness to continue earning, and in the process posts slutty gym selfies because she knows she looks good and so do you. Britney Spears for life…motherfucker. The post Britney Spears Fitness Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale Makes Umbrellas Sexy

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Apparently, this is Zendaya’s Nipple of the Day

Zendaya is some skinny Disney bitch who was on the same show as a pre-slut Bella Thorne, that I guess paved the way for Bella Thorne to be the slut that she is, thanks to being sold off by her parents at a young age, teaching her what giving the people what they want is all about, while allowing her to get what she wants out of the situation…empowering…really… Well, like Bella Thorne, her more famous co-star, at least to the perverts everywhere, who I guess watched their show and jerked off….who are likely racists…you know only white trash loves Disney channel enough to subscribe to it…she’s showing nipple… NIPPLE at the Met Gala…because fashion is about nipples, and so is everything else apparently… The post Apparently, this is Zendaya’s Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid isn’t Cute in a See Through Shirt of the Day

I really find Bella Hadid an ugly bitch… I don’t know if it’s her bird face, the injections she’s put in her bird face, the fact that she’s overrated and has no ass, or if I just don’t like her overall success for being some other useless undeserving rich kid’s sister, you know who picked up the shittier gigs from brands trying to associate with the Arab LA rich garbage… I do know that even when she’s walking around in a sheer outfit, for attention, I find her an ugly bitch….overrated garbage…and it’s pretty clear why the her sister makes more than her, The Weeknd fucked off on her for some Selena Gomez, and all that shit…because she is really not that great…but she’s fashion people…because fashion are a bunch of groupie whores… The post Bella Hadid isn’t Cute in a See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid isn’t Cute in a See Through Shirt of the Day

I really find Bella Hadid an ugly bitch… I don’t know if it’s her bird face, the injections she’s put in her bird face, the fact that she’s overrated and has no ass, or if I just don’t like her overall success for being some other useless undeserving rich kid’s sister, you know who picked up the shittier gigs from brands trying to associate with the Arab LA rich garbage… I do know that even when she’s walking around in a sheer outfit, for attention, I find her an ugly bitch….overrated garbage…and it’s pretty clear why the her sister makes more than her, The Weeknd fucked off on her for some Selena Gomez, and all that shit…because she is really not that great…but she’s fashion people…because fashion are a bunch of groupie whores… The post Bella Hadid isn’t Cute in a See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Anus and the Other Assholes Met Gala of the Day

It is a big day…The Met Gala happened, which I guess used to be some exclusive invite only thing, but now, you can attend if you have a certain level of instagram followers, because that’s how the world works…if people like your tits on the internet…come on it… Everyone is scrambling to figure out what the people want, so that they can sell their bullshit to the people, and the “models” and “instagrammers” seen as the leaders or the “influencers”….are winning out and getting paid…. So this exclusive fundraiser for some Museum brings out all the whores excited to be part of something high end and exclusive, as it helps their profile grow…and makes them feel relevant. While other actual celebs attend in stupid outfits because it’s fashion… I figure it’d be a good target for some people who hate the American way….but instead the lame terrorists target innocent people, not the vapid cunts that ruin culture and are demons delivered to us by the anti-christ himself…representing all the deadly sins in one pair of soiled panties…of cum, desperation, greed, vanity and disppair… Hailee Steinfeld Brought out her Child Star No Longer a Child – LEGS. Ellie Fanning Tits….. Em Rat Cow was there – because if you fuck Ben Affleck and David Fincher to get into a movie, you are no longer a titty model, but instead someone paid to go to fashion events, despite being a great set of tits on a weird looking birdface – with zero interesting at all. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Cara Delevingne – Helmet Head…. Brie Larson Big Tits….Pretending to be Hot…. Gisele in a Dress…. Jessica Chastain Big Tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Blake Lively Hip to Waist Ratio…. Selena Gomez classy for a slut…. Kate Hudson Booty…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Emma Roberts in a Tight Dress Kendall and Kylie Bella and Gigi Hadid…. Rihanna Looking Crazy Issue…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kendall Jenner’s Anus and the Other Assholes Met Gala of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Arianny Celeste Old Lady Mangled Face Bikini Erotica of the Day

Arianny Celeste is a monster….or has become one thanks to trying to be hot….thanks botox…and fillers…. Her whole career has been an interesting, but barely interesting polarization of a whore, who got to work in the UFC which is a huge brand, so she got fans and now she’s scrambling in her 30s while 50s to figure out what’s next….so bikini staged paparazzi pics it is…. The post Arianny Celeste Old Lady Mangled Face Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alison Brie's Post Workout Ass Is Awesome

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