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Hailey Baldwin Making Moves Topless in Underwear for Elle of the Day

Dreams do come true…when you’re a vapid spoiled brat with a celebrity / who is barely a celebrity / but he counts as a celebrity father – and a decent enough look – because your mom is some brazilian who would marry a barely a celebrity / but still a celebrity father….thanks to being rich…a career that is surprisingly a career – carried by your quest to be relevant, your circle of “it girl” friends you worked your way into – you’re having sex with Beiber while underage and most importantly – her last name…can finally say she’s got into a mainstream magazine – before the mainstream magazine drowns as magazines do – and all she had to do was be the worst…eaten up by the masses – because the internet likes rich kids…and marketers like things the internet likes… I’m not a fan, but into any girl topless for any self serving, validation purposes… The post Hailey Baldwin Making Moves Topless in Underwear for Elle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Suki Waterhouse Look A Like Nude of the Day

What better way to celebrate Suki Waterhouse’s ex boyfriend Brad Cooper, who helped put her on the map, having his baby with the hotter, soulless Irina Shayk he may or may not have cheated on SUKI with, because she’s Irina Shayk a soulless Russian who takes what she feels is rightfully hers, or what she feels she can use to get to the next level of winning at life….thank to post NUDE pics of a fake version of her – because this can’t be actually her – can it?? I mean, sure she’s a low level model actress, scenester chick, and all these girsl are obsessed with selfies, in an era where we are all PORNED up and into masturbating….this is exactly the kind of thing she’d do if I was to write her biography from a distance…because it is the kind of thing all girls do…it’s jsut that all girls don’t look this good. If she was to get a lawyer to get these taken off the internet – she’d be crazy cuz it gives her a little personality…I mean makes her current, with it, my kind of girl.. But then Again this is probably not her, just rumored to be….because that’s what perverts like jerking off to I guess…and it looks good to me….especially the cameltoe pic…I mean this could really be anyone… The post Suki Waterhouse Look A Like Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Diora Baird Big Tits in a Bikini by the Pool of the Day

Plus sized Diora Baird eating some snack foods that she should be eating by the pool – because she’s Plus Sized…is a magical thing if you take her like you should take every fat chick….for her tits… The interesting thing in this is that despite the really large hips, her tits carry her forward and her neck and face don’t look like she’s got Sleep Apnea…or like she’s dead….maybe her illumunati tattoo has something to do with it… I don’t know wht movies she’s been in, I was thinking Baywatch…but I’m too lazy too google and I don’t think she is that old..but her tits making everything else about her irrlevant… Big ol’ tatters…not TATERS…cuz if they were taters this bitch would have eaten them all… The post Diora Baird Big Tits in a Bikini by the Pool of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Diora Baird Big Tits in a Bikini by the Pool of the Day

Plus sized Diora Baird eating some snack foods that she should be eating by the pool – because she’s Plus Sized…is a magical thing if you take her like you should take every fat chick….for her tits… The interesting thing in this is that despite the really large hips, her tits carry her forward and her neck and face don’t look like she’s got Sleep Apnea…or like she’s dead….maybe her illumunati tattoo has something to do with it… I don’t know wht movies she’s been in, I was thinking Baywatch…but I’m too lazy too google and I don’t think she is that old..but her tits making everything else about her irrlevant… Big ol’ tatters…not TATERS…cuz if they were taters this bitch would have eaten them all… The post Diora Baird Big Tits in a Bikini by the Pool of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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SKINcoming on DVD & Blu-ray: Toni Erdmann, Brimstone, & More! 4.11.17

Two recent skin-filled flicks join a gaggle of remastered classics this week on home video!… read more

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Stop And Admire The Kate Beckinsale In Bikinis

Great Way To Spend Me Time Is With Kate Beckinsale In A Bikini… read more

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Madonna’s Daughter is Not That Hot But She’s Alright in a Bikini of the Day

Lourdes Leon – MADONNA’s daughter…struggling with the rough life of having everything you want – while wearing a bikini in Miami… She’s probably all kinds of fucked in the head…or maybe she’s been raised totally normal and removed from the Spotlight – and has no idea her mom is Madonna…. From my expert opinion…She’s a little too latin peasant looking – mixed with some dirty Italian widow working the market with her moustache – like the worst parts of two parts of the world….where she’s got some pretty bad traits from both species of human – but at least she’s not fat. I like her MOM knuckle tattoo – because MOM’s crazy money will allow her to be all creative and not need to work a job…..so that tattoo, that would be frowned upon for the rest of the world, unless you work at some hipster cafe or bar, is perfectly fine for her…because she’s Madonna’s daughter…the spawn of the narcissist…who will inherit all the narcissist has…and who gets to live of it while she’s alive…because celebrities are known for being great parents who raise great kids… TRUST FUND. Nothing wrong with a Trust fund, even if girl doesn’t do anything substantial with it…. Her tits look good though. I like hairy bitches, but her hairy pits and hairy stomach don’t really make sense with a stubbly shaved pussy…it’s like choose your battle and own it you flimsy detached delusional rich kid….I love bush, she’s a hairy little monster and probably has bush, but not the kind of bush I need….sticking out of every angle of her bikini bottoms…if you’re going to exploit your hairy Italian monkey genes…do it where it matters…CUNT SIDE…that’s like courtside….the place to be…but in reference to CUNT…clever right….sure I see her treasure trail…like the rodent she is…but pussy hair is the hair we can’t have an abundance of….fake feminist. Her ass looks alright though… I guess she’s not that bad, I just find her being a product of Madonna something annoying….and sure it’s not her fault, don’t target the celeb child, but the celeb child is the one posing for the paparazzi… SHE wants this….all of this…it gives her something to do, her own identity…but not really…she can’t escape Madonna… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Madonna’s Daughter is Not That Hot But She’s Alright in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pamela Anderson: Icon Or Goddess?

Pamela Anderson Has Always Been A Sex Symbol… read more

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Bella Hadid Tight Pants of the Day

Bella Hadid is wearing some silly looking Star Wars pants that we can assume she is getting paid to wear – partially because they are so stupid and Sci/Fi looking that you’d have to be getting paid to rock a branded product so hard….and because she’s a modern day money grubbing whore, who despite her rich father, wants to get as rich as she can on her own, so that together they can all talk about how much money they have..living the American dream as the first generation she is….both her mom and dad are immigrants…and could have been prevented and replaced with the likes of Honey Boo Boo if only Trump was in office in the early 90s when she was born…making her unfortunately not someone we can deport…but apparently someone everyone fucking wants to hire…and does hire…making this suck up groupie exist…even though she’s not that hot….. I guess these also look like long underwear, or mens briefs with leggings….some TIGHtY whities…some gender bending….cuz it looks like she has a dick and she may have a dick…I haven’t seen anything to prove otherwise… Weird fucking workout pants… The post Bella Hadid Tight Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale Freakishly Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Beckinsale must have made a deal with one of the nerds who was obsessed with her – in some Weird Science kind of way – because she doesn’t age….not to mention she’s from the UK and if you know anything about women from the UK, 99 percent of them are monsters with rotting teeth, trashy living in Caravans with Clown looking massive tits…. She’s hot….she’ skinny…she’s a mom in her 40s…. I’ve never seen Underworld, but it is the only thing that she’s ever done, and I do know that it’s about vampires…which could explain whatever is going on in these bikini pics, you know with the whole vampires don’t age…but vampires aren’t real…but apparently Beckinsale is…. Maybe she’s just CGI, you know an animation…I mean these pics are a little grainy…maybe these are from two decades a go and she built out a catalog back then and just posts old content pretending it is current….and any Kate Beckinsale pubic appearances are photoshopped or holograms – because she’s not quite famous enough to matter – she could go unnoticed and you could easily create an illusion of success and fame….without even existing…but it’s good to pretend she exists while jerking off to her bikini body….because if it was an animation, you’d be weird, but you are weird and you are a creepy…but you already know that. The post Kate Beckinsale Freakishly Hot in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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