MORE BASKETBALLS…All these bitches have their tits out today, I assume for the Raptors…beating that homosexual Steph Curry Chicken…But maybe that’s just me thinking basketball, because it’s all anyone fucking talks about since Toronto won… It’s like shut the fuck up, some of us find sports really fucking gay and aren’t into men running around with each other….not to mention it is really just modern slavery, where these weird white people own these teams that use black people to make them lots of money…sure they pay them a lot of money…to be put up against each other on the court or field…but the people at the top…the whites are doing on their backs… Not that this has anything to do with CHARLI XCX with her tits out for attention, but who gives a fuck about CHARLI XCX or her tits. NOT ME…that’s who. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charli XCX Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know why ELLE Fanning is framing her vagina with her hands…like some pretentious asshole film director trying to frame his shot, or like Madonna doing the Vogue, or like some spiritual new age idiot framing her ORA….but I can assume it’s to draw attention to what she thinks her most important feature is…her vagina….not because it represents her womanhood and femininity with her womb…but because it gives her orgasms when touched proper and is her bargaining chip over men to get what she wants out of them… THE VAGINA…the focal point of any woman..not for breeding, but for simulating breeding but pulling out before it’s too late… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elle Fanning Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Alessandra Ambrosio how fucking old is she? She’s really out there still doing this? She must be 40 on paper, but officially 45 since all models lie about their age, they are self involved narcissistic cunts who try to stretch their careers like that. You’d think she’d find a way to distance herself from this…start a fucking coffee shop or Brazilian meat restaurant….but continuing the half nakedness, that’s straight up just some bitch who doesn’t want to face reality, deal with aging, admit she’s aged, continuing to jump in through the hoop… There’s something really desperate and lame when old ladies do slutty things, like grow the fuck up and leave it for the less tainted bitches who don’t have two kids. Doesn’t she have a team of advisors so that she doesn’t need to be doing this? I mean she’s rich and doesn’t need to be doing this. Yet she is doing it… TO SEE MORE ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alessandra Ambrosio Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I live a pretty uneventful life, besides drinking myself to death alone in my basement apartment that smells of black mold and death….sitting on a soiled couch I found off the street…I don’t do much…I don’t see many people…except my obese wife who I occassionally have to eat out, to keep her happy as she pays the rent….. With that being said, these Kate Hudson pics in her bikini are not the highlight of my pathetic existence of a day… I know what you’re thinking…maybe I am not a Kate Hudson fan and that I don’t care for Kate Hudson…and you’re right. The rich kid, mooched off her mom’s celebrity, who fucked everyone in hollywood, and became an actress before making Owen Wilson attempt to kill himself…is not something I’m a fan of, or interested in… But the bikini in the pics usually overpowers that….and the fake tits usually overpower that…but the mom gunt on her 40 year old body…is winning this round…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kate Hudson Bikini Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Iskra Lawrence was a girl who wanted to be a model, who starved herself out to be a model, and who didn’t make it as a model the traditional way, and took their “you’re too big” to heart…and decided to become a fat chick activist….even though she was never fat…she was just told she was because the model agencies needed a way to get rid of her… BUT SHE SHOWED THEM… She said – “Plus sized is in” and “people are fat”….and “fat people have a voice, but more importantly the level of insecurity that makes them pull out their credit cards to buy anything to make them feel better about being their fat self”…. So she started carb-loading….Marathon athlete level carb loading….without the fitness..all to FAT-FACE like BLACK-FACE it…and pull an empowering viral video, get fat chick followers, sell to brand…and be empowered while eating all the bad food she couldn’t when she tried being a legit model…rather than a fat fetish model… Boring….but here’s her fat tit… If you’re into fat fetish tit, there are a bunch of fat girls on Instagram trying to be hot, pretending to be hot, doing the instagram model thing, but doing it at 300 pounds because they think they can – positive reinforcement or something…when really just becoming fat fetish models with fat tits out…like back in the day when you needed to go to the magazine store to get your obscure fetish magazines to see BBW shit that I’ll never understand… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Iskra Lawrence Side Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Nicole Scherzinger is showing you all how strong her tuck game is…because she is a rumored tranny – but that just may be a rumor I’ve been perpetuating since the dawn of this website, back when Nicole Scherzinger was a vegas fetish stripper, before becoming a dancer in the Pussy Cat Doll stageshow that went viral and made a bunch of idiots a bunch of money they would never have made if they tried that shit today.. So maybe she does in fact have a real, genuine, original, came when manufactured…and when trying to broker more deals like her solo career….PUSSY… Who knows… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nicole Scherzinger Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It’s RUMSPRINGA up in here for this BAD Mormon Bitch, who like so many people raised in the church, any CHURCH, but primarily Latter Day Saints church, where I think she was molested by people and forced to fuck her brother, because you don’t become sibling dance partners without some incest pervert orchestrating the whole thing…. Even though, my experience with Mormon is that a girl who used to masturbate on one of our stepGIRLS snapchat back when we ran that racket….is now a mormon…from fingering herself in the backseat of her car on some family road trip….to married and wholesome…weird how that works out….and almost as funny knowing she was masturbating for the people before finding Jebediah or whoever runs Mormonism….as when girls do the Julianne Hough and fucking get slutty after having BEEN slutty…due to the repressive life. All this to say…nice nude. Where’s the fisting? I mean she dated Seacrest the Anal Fiend…there must be more to Julianne Hough than this. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Julianne Hough Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Rihanna is a bad girl….the single most important person on the island of Barbados…even if the people of Barbados used to hate on her and shit talk her…making fun of her for being some ghetto broke bitch, but also for being a sex worker who would fuck white tourists who were rolling through town…when she was 14….leading to her song and dance career….but probably all suck her dick at her 100 million dollar Barbados mansion they likely work for…as things workout when your career works out… This is Rihanna being older, bigger, but hotter than ever…because there’s just something about Rihanna, and that thing is not that she lets her men beat her, to launch a Career…but it helps…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rihanna Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know Zendaya, or much about Zendaya… I do know that she was a Disney kid, so you perverts probably fucking love that, you’ve probably watched her grow up….and now jerk off to her…not that you didn’t then… I think the key Chris Hansen strategy would be to find out who the Single Males who subscribe to the Disney channel are, and raid their fucking houses, not trying to rain on your pervert parade here…and I don’t blame you as much as I blame the parents and the media companies for producing smut for you that is totally inappropriate and that they know is inappropriate….because I know you’re a half retard who can’t control his urges and they are like a drug pushing pushing drugs on an addict….mean people… Zendaya was in Shake it Up and Frenemies with Bella Thorne…but you already knew that…so the two girls from the same place, figured out being slutty on the internet their own way…and we all support there hard work and effort….even if it required no work or effort and is just shameless. The post Zendaya in a Bikini in a Magazine You Perverts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Back in April of 2018, Teen Mom OG fans were overjoyed to learn that Tyler Baltierra’s father, Butch Baltierra, had gotten sober after struggling with substance abuse for most of his life Sadly, Tyler revealed this week that Butch’s recovery was short-lived. Appearing on Kailyn Lowry’s Coffee Convos podcast, Tyler and wife Catelynn Lowell opened about some recent hard times in their family. “He’s relapsed,” Tyler said with regard to Butch. “He’s in the middle of a relapse right now. That’s the reality of that situation right now.” Tyler went on to say that the ups and downs of his father’s battle with addiction will be documented on the new season of Teen Mom OG: “He’s filming, he filmed a couple of scenes,” Tyler said. “So, this season you’ll see me go down there a couple of times. He lives in Austin and he got out of rehab he did his sober living, all that stuff.” As The Ashley’s Reality Roundup points out , the relapse is not entirely unexpected, as Tyler’s sister Amber recently revealed that her father was once again flirting with casual drug use: “He drinks a couple beers here and there as well,” Amber wrote on Facebook. “He thinks he can manage all this but it will progress into something big again. That’s what this disease does.” It seems that Tyler, Catelynn, and Amber all agree that a new lady friend of Butch’s named Caroline is at least partially to blame for his relapse. “We don’t really try to film with her because I said if I see her, my ass is going to be sitting in jail,” Catelynn said. “The stuff that she said about [Amber] my sister-in-law does not make me happy and I would love to beat her ass!” Tyler says Caroline bombarded his sister with rude text messages after Amber opened up to MTV about sexual abuse she had suffered in childhood: “[Caroline] went wild and, I’ll tell you right now, that’s the sign of relapse,” Tyler said. “So my dad dating a woman who is going to reach out to you guys, probably in a crazy, drunken state [is not good].” Yes, it’s one thing after another for the Baltierras. It seems that Butch’s relapse took place not long after Tyler and Catelynn reconciled following a brief separation. Here’s hoping Butch is able to find the help he needs before it’s too late. View Slideshow: Catelynn Lowell to Tyler Baltierra: Divorce Me, Whatever, I Don’t Need You!
