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Mischa Barton’s Sex Tape Press Conference of the Day

Crazy girl Mischa Barton is trying to take down her sex tape vendor – playing the role of the victim – by saying her dude recorded her behind her back when they fucked and is now out trying to sell the sex tape for 500,000 dollars which is totally fucking absurd, this is Mischa Barton we’re talking about, she wouldn’t even get 500,000 to star in a blockbuster movie, if anything, she’d pay them to cast her hoping it revitalized her dead career… I believe this is all part of an intricate generating hype about her sex tape before it is released hustle, because girl hasn’t been this proactive about anything ever, and she’s normally having drug overdoses and doing low level campaigns for HOOKER WATER companies… There is no way she’s not behind this…I don’t believe the lie and will happily post the sex tape release…that I don’t think anyone will care about… It’s probably sad that people only care about sex tapes, but even sadder that Farrah Abraham is more popular than you…cuz that pitch moved sex tapes…Mischa will sell like 20…at most…. So she’s getting restraining orders to get the hype up…or maybe it’s just such a bad sex tape that she’s trying to do damage control because it was the fat years….or the half dead years she wants to cover up – But I call -> marketing campaign…for someone no one gives a fuck about. The post Mischa Barton’s Sex Tape Press Conference of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pregnant as Fuck Ready to Drop Pornstar Amanda Seyfried of the Day

So how about those Amanda Seyfriend sucking Justin Long or someone like Justin Long’s cock on a dock during a sunset – because she’s a romantic teen drama star and she understands dramatic curve…. GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM I’ve always been into her small frame and big tits as she replaced Lohan in pretty much everything….and I’ve always liked that I know for a fact that Lohan hates her…and I guess her leaked nudes were enough of a shameful experience…that she can’t deny are her – as her lawyers are out sending out take down notices, copyright infringement notices, and someone, not me, but someone is gonna get fucked in this Amanda Seyfried getting fucked situation… GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM I just don’t understand why she doesn’t run with it, she’s been naked in movies for millions of dollars, and girls nowadays give that shit away for free, not to mention…it gives her some personality, allows us to imagine how her pregnancy went down…and really makes me like her more…. GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM That’s what people don’t understand, when we see you naked and sucking the Mac Guy’s dick…we like you better…even though that guy’s the fucking worst.. GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM Here she is running around pregnant as fuck and thanks to the internet and basic biology we all know how she got herself there…. GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM I will post her pregnancy pics though… The post Pregnant as Fuck Ready to Drop Pornstar Amanda Seyfried of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pregnant as Fuck Ready to Drop Pornstar Amanda Seyfried of the Day

So how about those Amanda Seyfriend sucking Justin Long or someone like Justin Long’s cock on a dock during a sunset – because she’s a romantic teen drama star and she understands dramatic curve…. GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM I’ve always been into her small frame and big tits as she replaced Lohan in pretty much everything….and I’ve always liked that I know for a fact that Lohan hates her…and I guess her leaked nudes were enough of a shameful experience…that she can’t deny are her – as her lawyers are out sending out take down notices, copyright infringement notices, and someone, not me, but someone is gonna get fucked in this Amanda Seyfried getting fucked situation… GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM I just don’t understand why she doesn’t run with it, she’s been naked in movies for millions of dollars, and girls nowadays give that shit away for free, not to mention…it gives her some personality, allows us to imagine how her pregnancy went down…and really makes me like her more…. GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM That’s what people don’t understand, when we see you naked and sucking the Mac Guy’s dick…we like you better…even though that guy’s the fucking worst.. GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM Here she is running around pregnant as fuck and thanks to the internet and basic biology we all know how she got herself there…. GOOD THING I WOULD NEVER POST THEM I will post her pregnancy pics though… The post Pregnant as Fuck Ready to Drop Pornstar Amanda Seyfried of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristanna Loken Nude Selfies of the Day

Kristanna Loken is a 37 year old who understands technology enough to tap into her inner exhibitionist, pervert, narcissistic, seductress who likes dudes jerking off to her, whether they are boyfriends, or whatever, like a primate…and really so many people out there, she takes pussy selfies..with a bow on the pussy because it’s a fucking gift she’s probably regifted a lot like that asshole relative of you…WHY THE AS SEEN ON TV APPLE CORER I SAW YOU GET LAST YEAR YOU CUNT…. Speaking of cunt, it’s funny that there’s so many amateur, everyday, instagram girls on the interent doing these nude selfies, but when it’s a mom of 1, from a movie you probably never saw….it seems more legit…like it has a higher value…while I get better pussy and asshole pics from tinder chicks daily…but I guess they aren’t old as fuck and understand angles and selfie smut better….this one here is like a grandma, a prospector or a pioneer to this shit…hunting and gathering her nude selfies as she colonized the nude selfie countryside…using archaic tools like polaroids…the first phone cameras…and low res webcams and point and shoots….you know she probably remembers going to the fucking store to develop her nude selfie film…that she knew the clerk jerked off to…because without her paving the way, these kids wouldn’t have the nude selfie abilities they have today…like snapchat..where you can’t get hacked…you dumb fucks… The post Kristanna Loken Nude Selfies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Scarlett Johansson Channels Jessica Rabbit Tits for GQ of the DAy

Scarlett Johansson….who is old, overrated, a mom, kinda ugly looking in her everyday life, but still celebrated, still busty in a push up bra, still seen as a hot celebrity people love, and she’s in a new movie, doing press, doing photoshoots, and showing off her tits, because the rest of her “old hollywood” glam scam is less interesting than it once was…. We can assume she in one of her last roles as the hot chick, but that doesn’t mean she’s not hilarious… I mean her most recent publicity stunt was saying she doesn’t believe in Monogamy in a magazine, before filing for divorce or whatever from her dude, all in the span of a week and that’s some bitchy gangster shit that I find kind of hot…and hilarious…so she’s obviously not all that bad…her tits are proof of that…overrated or not….they are still tits and should be stared at and jerked off to accordingly.. The post Scarlett Johansson Channels Jessica Rabbit Tits for GQ of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Titty Grab Tattoo of the Day

Chloe Grace Moretz is partying at SXSW with all the cool kids and I guess got a little taken over by the mainstream hipster people who attend SXSW…and felt connected to the art scene, or the music scene, that is overrated and commercialized, but she’s a puppet in a terrible industry so it would make sense what some blown out of proportion event would make her feel like she’s experiencing something real. If you’ve ever been to LA you’ll know that everything about it feels like a shitty disney set, even the dive bars are renovated to feel like a dive bar, to get that authetic dive bar experience…and everyone dressed down and gutter…bought that shit new… So girl saying “i have a tattoo under my tit – I’m edgy”….Proof..and look, it’s with a point and shoot camera – not an iphone…shit….art… But she deleted it, because she sobered up and realized it’s a bad look to hold tit on social media when you’re a massive well paid star… Before she did though….the PERVERtS got it… The post Chloe Grace Titty Grab Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Barbara Palvin for Instagram of the Day

Barbara Palvin was the big 18 year old Victoria’s Secret who got even bigger…as she got older…both in fame and size…thanks to attaching her to Justin Beiber to divert from Married mom Miranda Kerr fucking Beiber…like some kind of patsy…until eventually being so fucking big…physically but still a Victoria’s Secret model….because you can’t turn back on the girls you created…you just put too much money into them to ignore…same thing happened to Kate Upton… She’s been relatively boring for a Victoria’s Secret underwear model, but titty grab pics for instagram – that’s good. The post Barbara Palvin for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Strategic Nude SHoot of the Day

Charlotte McKinney is one of the cheesiest bitches around. Sure she’s got huge tits and a relatively skinny body…and looks good from the neck down when naked…and sure she’s got herself semi famous, with a following, all because she has monster tits…and sure she somehow fucked her way onto dancing with the stars – before she was ever a star – because of her big tits….I mean at least other tits on Dancing with the Stars like Joanna Krupa had a 10 year low level career…this one…had done zero…very very odd…something that probably gives a bitch an ego….that she probably already had thanks to being a rich kid with big tits who everyone fed into because they like big tits… Whenever I look at her, in cheesy shoots like this, or in her own self produced shit, I think…damn those are big tits…why are they in Malibu and not working at Coyote Ugly or Hooters in Florida…it just makes no sense to me..but I guess she’s smart enough to scam harder, scam bigger…because when you have tits like that…they are a gift that open so many doors…so open those doors.. The post Charlotte McKinney Strategic Nude SHoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alison Brie Is Off The Market

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Arianny Celeste New Face Who This of the Day

Arianny Celeste is not really a bottom feeder, but she’s totally a bottom feeder….or at least low hanging fruit…or maybe just low quality, low grade model…. Because she is the UFC is huge, there are so many people, both normal dudes and low level white trash dudes, who fucking love this shit…but it’s massive and that probably makes her more famous than GOD… You know a bigger deal than Joe Rogan before his Podcast took over the fucking world…and that probably made her feel cocky, entitled and like it’d never end…until realizing that her Vegas Show girl turned UFC girl dream may be closing out as she is pushing 40 years old….and haggard.. NOTHING some face injections won’t fix…or destroy…because whatever the fuck is going on here, with her…is just fucking weird…but I can see her nipple so keep up the good work as a Vegas sex worker….it’s not like she’s got much else to do.. The post Arianny Celeste New Face Who This of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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