I was in the mall yesterday, you know window shopping women shopping, as I do…because I don’t like buying myself shit I don’t need, but I do like slutty young girls in slutty clothes buy things they don’t need….especially at Victoria’s Secret…where Candice Swanepoel’s face is still all over the fucking place – like she didn’t run off the last year and make babies with her long term boyfriend she’s been cheating on with rich and connected people that haven’t helped her career because she is still a one client whore…. Well, she is out there making moves in a bikini with her troll baby that raped her Candice Swanepoel pussy….but that plastic surgery has fixed….since they are alll plastic… The post Candice Swanepoel’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The casting of Modern Family is so weird….not because they found some hispanic woman with massive tits in some brothel in Miami that they could repackage as a comedic actress thanks to her cheap priced high quality cocaine….and accent…the accent makes acting skills irrelevant… But because they cast Sarah Hyland to be Ariel Winter’s sister…one is a creepy 14 year old looking chick, who even in her 20s, is small and underdeveloped…despite what her tits may be telling you….while Ariel Winter is this ball of fat, with tits so sloppy she’s had them cut off at least once…and a body so sloppy that at 18, she looks 40 and like a mom of 4….who loves to eat…you know in a if they are sisters, this one steals all of the other one’s food situation… Well, this one’s sitting in a tree, cleavage out, breast implants, because she knows the importance of tits for her costars and thus for her.. good times…that aren’t that good… The post Sarah Hyland Tits on Tree Branch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I probably should have posted this alongside the Kristen Stewart post titty post earlier today – because she is a famewhore lesbian or bisexual model who fucks her way to the top…trying to get as many media hits as possible to allow her to exist..and exist she does…the weird looking hipster girl who has somehow become hot…and booked by Victoria’s Secret…weird… I figure her spread legs for leaving fashion week is both relevant to how she got her career…and what she’s about to be doing for sugar momma Kristen Stewart…it’s like “all I do is let these broken famous chicks eat my pussy and win”…..tactics people…trick the masses, get paid… Stella Maxwell was also in a tight dress… And Stella Maxwell….on the runway with underboob…. To see Stella Maxwell Underboob for Fashion Week of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Stella Maxwell Spread Legged for Fashion appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I probably should have posted this alongside the Kristen Stewart post titty post earlier today – because she is a famewhore lesbian or bisexual model who fucks her way to the top…trying to get as many media hits as possible to allow her to exist..and exist she does…the weird looking hipster girl who has somehow become hot…and booked by Victoria’s Secret…weird… I figure her spread legs for leaving fashion week is both relevant to how she got her career…and what she’s about to be doing for sugar momma Kristen Stewart…it’s like “all I do is let these broken famous chicks eat my pussy and win”…..tactics people…trick the masses, get paid… Stella Maxwell was also in a tight dress… And Stella Maxwell….on the runway with underboob…. To see Stella Maxwell Underboob for Fashion Week of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Stella Maxwell Spread Legged for Fashion appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wrote a poem about Jessica Hart ….. Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart It was the level of inspiration I got from these pics of this 30 year old bikini model who barely matters but who has a great gap….and ability to seduce and lock down billionaires who have herpes from Paris Hilton….and all the other sluts they fucked before being obscure and homosexual…it happens when young billionaires fuck all the model pussy…. It’s like dude knows he owns this bitch, and she lets him do whatever he wants because she knows at 30, she’s not as good as all the other pussy he can get, but she probably rides off the nostalgia and lets him fuck all the other pussy so that her meal ticket doesn’t escape her… She’s boring, she’s in a bikini, I’m posting this because why the fuck not… The post Jessica Hart and Olivia Aarnio for Australian Swimwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mischa Barton posing in front of the mirror – topless in a blazer is almost as exciting as her public freak out a few weeks ago – where people called 911 to save her from whatever demons she was seeing, or voices she was hearing, because she’s a broken addict who loves being medicated…or last week, when she did the whole water campaign for a low level escort agency that signs up all these low level models and helps them get their work visa’s in some weird Trump Approved because it includes pussy scam…even though she’s already famous, has her papers…but I guess was out there trying to get attention for not being a cellulite ridden monster….and I think she’s perfect.. I like a fall from the top, still young but so broken from the fall…and haggard from the medicating….that there’s a little more edginess to her…a little more attitude…and her entitlement a little more humbled or crazy…either way…it’s magic… I wish I was her management…but I guess she hasn’t hit rock bottom yet…despite seemingly hitting rock bottom a dozen times…she’s just too coddled to ever really hit rock bottom…unless she accidentally overdoses which will probably happen…failing me and our future selling her out for sex work…where we will both prosper…I mean who wouldn’t pay 50 bucks for head from Mischa Barton….pretty much NO ONE…. The post Mischa Barton Titties Blazer Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I love that women like this exist…and they all make their way to LA…and the paparazzi figure out who they are and use them for some cheap potential sales because people like sensationalized bullshit…like a woman who is basically out there walking around topless, showing the world her old attention seeking tits, and the only angle she was or the only reason for them caring besides the tits is because she was in one movie… Her name is Nadeea Volianova, she’s a Russian import who I guess was a mail order bride and stayed behind and she’s got amazing fashion sense….apparently she’s from France and an actual singer…either way, she’s got her marketing worked out and I appreciate it. She’s got a legendarily bad instagram you can see HERE The post Nadeea Volianova Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Have you ever seen a skinny handicapped person with what could be Cerebral Palsy but is probably some other retardation walk down the street all crooked and limpy…and when you look at their legs, they are these skinny, cogged out, and weird things…. Well that’s what’s going on here..all gimpy, look like it needs a walker, but maybe it’s just the angle, cuz girl is hot as fuck…a little Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis, all in the scene, being a model, despite being short…al underage while looking fucking great…in her underwear because she’s half french which means slutty and into being naked and half American who thinks he’s some rockstar artist because I guess in ways he is…and I am a fan…even though she’s probably the fucking worst. Zero cool about her, except maybe the pussy her dad ropes into their private island in the bahamas while his ex wife fucks Elon Musk’s wallet for a change…you know tech billionaires are the new famous actor….. The post Lily Rose Depp Skinny Weird Shaped Body of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alexis Ren and her fake instagram boyfriend were a couple of young, vapid, dumb as fuck idiots…but clever enough to find a really cheesy angle, being the instagram couple every fat chick aspired to be, getting them tons of press, making them go viral, giving her a sense that her celebrity was legit and lasting, and that people actually cared about her…..but bitch didn’t realize it’s instagram and not TV…there’s no emotional connection to a photo of an 18 year old’s ass and average face no matter how much it makes perverts like me cry that we don’t get asses like that…IF you know what I mean…it’s fleeting, it’s not real, it’s dumb….it’s cheap and it’s easy…which I guess Alexis Ren is…. So brands threw money at them, they rode high….and then they broke up..and the one-trick trick hustle faded….forcing her and her insecurities to figure out a new tactic…so she jacked up her face with injections….and more interestingly bought herself some porn tits…which is fine since she’s clearly an exhibitionist slut who gets out there due to her use of her pussy and appearance…but is hilarious that she’s so young and already going down that low level, gutter, fake titty stripper road….all while there was nothing wrong with her small tits, she didn’t need DD tits….we’re all only interested in her ass anyway tits.. I guess I like when girls are so stupid to think tits are the answer….the only way to keep the momentum up…while no one even noticed the new tits..because she really doesn’t fucking matter…. I guess all her instagram money….allows her to prove she’s a fake bitch in all she does or has done….right…here’s a glimpse at her jacked up face and new big titties… What are these cheesy fucking poses…how embarrassing… The post Alexis Ren Gets New Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
