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Scarlett Johansson in Ghost of a Shell Poster of the Day

Blockbuster queen, who probably should have been left doing low budget Indie movies, instead of becoming this massive star who can’t act….is still a fetish to dudes everywhere who just find her really hot, a natural beauty, amazing…all because they can’t get over the past and move the fuck on… She’s old, she’s not a hot young actress I want to see doing anything hot or young, and yet she’s booking blockbusters…like Ghost of a Shell or whatever the fuck this is, it’s nerd videogame shit that I don’t really understand or care to understand… I just know that the shell is whatever they are trying to present at SCARJO….it’s seems like CGI, you know, turning her into some kind of videogame…because the mom aged, too rich and famous to give a fuck, movie companies trying to fill seats using names…doesn’t look anything like this…I mean..it looks like a fucking cartoon, which is also something you jerk off to so – let’s merge it all together and have some Cartoon Johansson for the real socially awkward weridos…right… The post Scarlett Johansson in Ghost of a Shell Poster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicole Kidman Robot Nipple of the Day

Nicole Kidman has been a naked actress for a long time, she’s done all kind of nudes, I’ve seen her fire crotch, she pulled this classic pale skin beauty and I’m still convinced Tom Cruise killed the original Nicole Kidman, made a robot version of her at the Celebrity Centre for Scientologists, and that this model may be falling apart, but still has the 10 inch dick attachment she screws into her carbon fibre pubic bone… This is her in a scene from a movie where she plays a cam girl, or a sexter, who gets raped…or something – you probably don’t need to see…another EDGY performance from our leader and original ginger queen….and you can see some nipples…and ass…always great times, even though she’s in her 50s….in theory…reality is her robot was created probably 15 or 20 years ago…and gets serviced regularly because rich people don’t worry about the cost of parts…if anything it becomes a hobby and place to spend their money… I find these hot….in a very weird way but only because I’ve never banged a ginger…or a Robot but am dying to….I used to be terrified of them….(gingers and robots) and even when they have hands like this weird clapper…that look like they’ve already died…cuz I guess BOTOX doesn’t work on anything but face…I want more…. The post Nicole Kidman Robot Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Topless and Transparent Nipples Sticking Her Tongue Out in Bed of the Day

Bella Thorne finally posted up some tits to her snapchat, which was barely her tits but still her tits….thanks to being a ginger has transparent nipples….good thing she got a nipple ring so that you can find what you’re looking for…. I’ve banged girls with see through nipples before and one of them had inverted nipples…so there was like nothing there…closes thing to a barbie doll ever…not as magical as you’d expect…since I like nursing… I really would have preferred her big topless reveal to be more iconic, exciting, and not lying down – so that I can see how perky her youthfulness is….laying down is the 50 year old tactic to look less like her nipples are knees….are Bella Thornes tits just push up bras…the LIES…i need TRUTHS… I’m having a hard time looking past her gangrene chest….because skin rash on sensitive skins that get all rashy….makes shit a little less erotic….in what is hardly erotic…but is more a young girls like people seeing their nipples – desexualizing them – but not for you – cuz you’re a pervert…and so am I… I guess we should celebrate these young girls – and their youthful tits in bed with friends showing tits… Edgy… The post Bella Thorne Topless and Transparent Nipples Sticking Her Tongue Out in Bed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Let's Replace The Oscar With The Biel

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Mischa Barton is Thirsty – GET HER SOME WATER of the Day

WOW….girl must have lost her mind- or must be out of money – or must be desperate for some media attention so she’s stripping down into a bikini…and really, crazy or drugged out or not…she looks fucking awesome… She’s been fat, she’s been half dead, she’s been a fucking mess for so fucking long…and seeing her doing such a low level campaign makes me think I have a chance of mananging her – or at least promising her great things that she’ll believe because she’s at rock bottom…and if this is rock bottom…I’m into it…becauase she looks fucking awesome, is humbled….imagine having been on a TV show and this is your life…HILARIOUS… She’s either photoshopped to shit, botoxed to shit, or just bloated and I love it. The post Mischa Barton is Thirsty – GET HER SOME WATER of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailey Baldwin Did Lui Magazine of the Day

Hailey Baldwin gets the hang with the cool kids, I mean that has been her whole tactic her entire career – that is hardly a career and is more a rich and famous dad – putting her in the same location as other rich kids in LA….. NOW she is part of the exclusive crew of girls – who are “legit” models naked in a porn magazine that re-branded as a naked model site and it works…people post the fuck out of these pics – because we like when models are naked, but also when rich kids trying to be models are naked, and when anyone is fucking naked…and I get to look because naked is wonderful…. I didn’t find all the pics yet, so I can’t tell if she’s got a pussy with a clit that looks like it’s sticking it’s tongue out at us….knowing her – she probably didn’t put the pussy out there, her parents are christians…that’s not how Christians do things, instead they act like vapid money grubbing superficial and narcissistic cunts…showing off their naked or half naked bodies for more followers than JESUS…because they are the mesiah…in their minds…and it feels good when they have everything else in their life… Here’s some of her social media insta stories to let you into how big of a useless cunt she is…. A Quote from her momma… The post Hailey Baldwin Did Lui Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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It's Easy To Understand Emma Watson Has Great Boobs

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Adriana Lima for Ocean Drive of the Day

Adriana Lima hasn’t quit…and I guess with the power of Photoshop she doesn’t have to…cuz bitch knows how to pose proper, it is kinda all she’s done the last decade…working with the best hair, make-up, lighting and photography people….the miracles of the industry that hide the unfortunate harsh reality of child birth, aging and being of latin and native roots, that genetically want your cute round ass to look like it belongs on a corn tortilla eating mom of 12….dumpy as fuck…. But she’s pulled through, fitness, diet, million dollar contracts…plastic surgery…whatever it fucking takes to keep this bullshit going…. Now she’s in Ocean Drive..posing….looking matured, not yet rotten, maybe just a little ripe…but remember like with a banana…a ripe banana can still be made into a banana bread and banana bread is good as fuck… Adriana Lima…not quite banana bread…but still worth sticking your dick in…because she’s Adriana Lima… The post Adriana Lima for Ocean Drive of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson Exists of the Day

I forgot about Ashley Benson, I don’t watch pretty little liars bullshit and I don’t really care about their busty chubby girl hipster who is probably making stupid money off her stupid instagram following – not really needing the whole acting thing to sustain her – as people are lazy, something you could tell by looking at Benson’s body at her prime….all full of craft services and not using the production company personal trainer she was given.. Now she’s out there with hipster hair, taking hipster photos, and is not as busty as she once was…the problem with fitness, weightloss, all this shit… But she’s still pretty lovely….worth staring at…even though probably terribly fucking annoying, all these entitled cunts are…they are actors, it’s how it works… The post Ashley Benson Exists of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amanda Seyfried Pregnant Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Boring Ass Amanda Seyfried….who’s most amazing work has been her naked in movies – polarizing the generic Disney bitch in her other non nude roles that got her paid….but in terms of her personal life – or paparazzi covered life….has been this pregnancy because we know she let a dude cum in her…a dude who I think was her costar and possibly married to someone else, thanks to being an actress and thus having no moral code or value system…just greedy, grabby seductive tits…because besides this pregnancy all her captured moments have been her on her period in sweat pants unshwered…hot to me, cuz I like homeless stink…but not so hot for a young starlet… And really, her pregnant ass is pretty fucking lifeless, dull, uneventful and the only thing interesting is how a hot rich chick can make things so fucking irrelevant…and boring…and lifeless… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amanda Seyfried Pregnant Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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