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Does Christina Hendricks Ever Not Show Off Her Cleavage?

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Ariel Winter – In a See Through Shirt and in a Monster Diaper all in 24 Hours of the Day

Ariel Winter is so fucking versatile…she can go out for gas in what looks like a romper or a diaper …for all her weirdo fans who want to see her in a diaper as they watched her grow up on TV and are that creepy… Because when you look at her, you know the only reason people talk about her is partially due to marketing, but a lot to do with emotional attachment to her big young tits, that really aren’t even that impressions, it’s called be a fat chick, with an awkward shaped body, who eats shit food and doesn’t work out, who even had to get her tits rebuilt, not for being too big, as they are still fucking big, but to give them more shape and perk, because they were sloppy as fuck… Meaning, most bitches get breast lifts after child birth, this child gets breast lifts at 17 or 18..because she eats too much…. And now…she’s rebelling against her tyrant stage parent, since as you know, kids can’t land Network shows on their own and there’s an evil mastermind behind them…..and she does it with slutty outfits and clothes, because you can’t dictate a woman’s worth, intelligence, or purpose based on her slutty cries for attention….that’s Misogynist…and why all these slutty women are the biggest advocates for bullshit political theory like that… Here’s the diaper outfit… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter – In a See Through Shirt and in a Monster Diaper all in 24 Hours of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton’s Sports Illustrated Covers of the Day

So the biggest news on my social media – as of last night was that Kate Upton is the covergirl of this year’s Sports Illustrated issue that doesn’t matter, that no one cares about, but that the idiots at SI SWIM think is a sure shot, that will get press because there is a story and she’s gone onto be their saving grace the last 10 years as their beach gets flooded from the melting ice caps, which to them is instagram…a place where anyone can imitate their “prestigious” and “expensive” shoots with a fucking iphone…where the girls…so many girls are as hot if not hotter than the models they use…because let’s face it…they aren’t innovative, interesting, and the proof is in the big titty pudding… I will assume that Kate Upton’s rich family either owns the magazine, or is fucking the publisher, or was just their meal ticket and figure – let’s take the press…we know we are only selling 10 issues anyway… The good news is that she’s not as fat as she was in her fat years…she works out now….and her tits are still big…but photoshopped catalog bathing suit pics of a tired bitch, instead of hunting and finding a new hot bitch, is just not sustainable…it’s a flawed business…because sure it’s “trending” on Facebook…but because SI SWIM has good PR and the Media is a fucking scam…it’s not because people like it, think it’s hot, or care… Awesome photoshopped bikini pics of bitches we are tired of us and can see naked on google… THANKS FOR THAT BRO…. What garbage…garbage they hope saves their business…they even call her “Kate The Great”….which is more like “Kate the One White Trash Who Buy Our Bullshit Like Cuz She’s Been Marketed Right”…. I mean I guess SI has always fucking sucked… Here she is on the promo tour… They paid Jimmy Kimmel to announce it like this bullshit matters… The post Kate Upton’s Sports Illustrated Covers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sports Illustrated Swim – Big Launch No One Cares About of the Day

I consistently say that Instagram killed the bikini model, or maybe it created the DIY bikini model, who in many cases is hotter than the bikini model, probably a little more desperate than the actual getting paid bikini models, sometimes bigger earners than the actual bikini models, because lets face it, getting in a bikini shouldn’t be something girls get rich off of, but why the fuck not spread some of that around to more pussy, that is probably not as egotistical because they aren’t in the right circles, getting cast in movies but want it so bad… So in ways, I laugh at bikini instagram girls imitating magazines and catalogs…in their spare time, but they are producing slutty half naked content….but I actually like those thirsty girls more than the actual models…because they are all equally bullshit…and the aspiring sluts are better than the sluts who think they are established.. It’s a new generation, you don’t need magazines like this, it’s not a big deal…dudes don’t actually fucking care…we have instagram…but let’s post some of their pics as a tribute to a dying scam…the bikini issue that carried a brand in an era where bikinis weren’t everywhere…when they were still a simple tactic to post innocent seductive pics for attention….but just not for everyone….you needed film,, cameras, audience…now you don’t need this… Yet, the insta sluts….aspire to be in this…to stamp of approval their bullshit lives… Anyway – There’s a bunch of nipples – their only potential for a win…..PORNOGRAPHERS….how can their advertisers support this SMUT….More Nudity Than Playboy… Kate Upton, Cover Girl, Still Fat, Photoshopped But Better than Recent Years… Caroline Wozniacki – Because Tennis Pussy is Good Pussy… Hannah Ferguson Big Tits and Nipples… Default Hannah Davis aka Hannah Jeter aka Hannah Herpes…. TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE Homegrown – Eugenie Bouchard – Straight from the Tennis Court of Montreal…(her sister is hotter) Aly Raisman Because Fitness Gymnasts are Bendy Samantha HOOPES who I’ve heard is a hooker – and her Nipples… Hailey Clauson Last Years Cover – The Forgotten One – They Didn’t Even Bring to the Beach…oh no they did… Myla Dalbesio and Her Monster Tits and Nipples…This is a Porn Site….. TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sports Illustrated Swim – Big Launch No One Cares About of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bryana Holly Bikinis for Valentines Day of the Day

Bryana Holly is garbage…VALENTINE’S Day Garbage….that gets thrown around the rich dude who likes weathered instagram models who were early to the instagram gates…but who are She is probably better known for trying to get in with the Kardashians by fucking Brody Jenner…their stepbrother, and son of Caitlin…you know using them fake tits in efforts to really make it in the world.. But no on gives a fuck about Brody Jenner, his Mom / Dad they are all shit…so we can assume this lower on the totem pole pile of shit you’d fuck cuz it looks like a stripper, acts like a stripper, but is more of a rich dude girlfriend who gets naked on social media for a bit of cash…. And here she is for a Valentines Day shoot we could assume is for everyone to jerk off to, like she is for everyone to jerk off to, so long as they have money or can help her 30 year old ass get to the next level of “what the fuck does she do, why do people follow her, who cares”…. The post Bryana Holly Bikinis for Valentines Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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"Playboy" Is Going Back To Its Roots. Its Nude Roots

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Christina Milian Cameltoe of the Day

Christina Milian’s mom cameltoe is a critical celebration of Christina Milian’s mom vagina that had a baby with a rich guy when she realized that her one hit wonder wouldn’t be enough money for her to retire…real romance….that allows her to live this Vegas party life…while attempting to be a bootleg Kim Kardashian….everyone’s garbage dream…especially rich trashy LA egos….who want to be the top slut in her 40s…. The post Christina Milian Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fool Me Once, Jill Wagner…

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Even After Flying Sophie Turner Is Hot

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Kim Kardashian Photoshopped to Fuck for her Personal Site of the Day

There comes a point in photoshop where the person in the picture is no longer human, not to say that Kim Kardashian has ever been human, she’s always been the fucking demon that crawled out of a toilet somewhere, who was luckily rich enough to set up her bullshit career from porn to victim to social media machine….but these photoshop pics on an already plastic surgery ridden monster…are just so silly…like a cartoon…a terrible fucking cartoon that should be taken out back and shot…. The post Kim Kardashian Photoshopped to Fuck for her Personal Site of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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