Kate Beckinsale is warming her puppies in her puppies…GET IT…GOOD ONE Right… I figure that’s the kind of joke the kind of nerdy social awkward 40 year old who is a fan of Kate Beckinsale who saw her in some bullshit Vampire shit back in 1999 and is still fucking jerking off to her – because she’s his dream girl…and will be forever… I find the only thing amazing about her – the fact that she looks this good at 100 years old…how does that happens….especially when she’s British and by default should be grey skinned – drinking crumpets or something….but instead she’s taking tit pics for the internet… The post Kate Beckinsale Dog in her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jenelle Evans has some problems with her mother, Barbara. And, of course, instead of dealing with them like the mature adult she should be — seriously, she has three kids now, would it kill her to act grown? — she’s airing all the dirty laundry on social media. It’s not surprising, but it sure is disappointing. There are several layers to this story. It’s like a moldy, smelly, but still entertaining onion that way. First up, there’s this interview that Barbara gave to Radar about the birth of Jenelle’s third child , Ensley. “David is very excited about having Ensley,” she said, which is kind of shocking, because she and David have never gotten along . But don’t worry, nothing’s changed. Barbara added that “Everything was good until he threw me out of the room.” So she was in the delivery room with Jenelle while she was preparing to give birth. That’s sweet, right? Or, well, it would have been, until that part where David kicked her out. When Barb was asked exactly why David threw her out, she said “I don’t know, maybe it’s me! I haven’t seen them.” As for Jenelle’s side of the story, she tweeted (and deleted!) that “She was never kicked out of any delivery room.” “She says that so people feel pity for her. She ends up arguing with my boyfriend and leaves.” So who do we believe here? Jenelle, who has always been one of the hottest messes that ever was , or Barbara, who honestly seems pretty confused most of the time? It’s hard to say. But what we do know is that Jenelle is really enjoying hating on her mother these days. She’s been retweeting several negative comments about Barbara, things like “Barn is seriously a conniving snake. She’s probably the main reason for all Jenelle’s issues. And now Jace is.” Someone asked her why Barbara’s been keeping Jace instead of handing over custody to her, and she said “She really has no real reason. You will see more into this issue later this season.” But when a fan told her that her mother was using Jace against her, and that she’s been verbally abusive to her, that’s when Jenelle let the real juicy stuff out. “Wait until my book is released this summer,” she wrote. “There will be lots of diary entries of mine as a child and it sheds light on my earlier relationship with my mom.” “Makes things very clear to me now why I have so much bad thoughts about the way I was raised. I was very unhappy.” … So Jenelle’s releasing a book? And it’s going to have old diary entries of hers? We all need to pre-order this mess immediately . View Slideshow: Barbara Evans: A Tribute to Jenelle’s Mahhh
Charli XCX did the Kimmel Show..or as I like to call it…the show with the guy who was fucking Sarah Silverman for many years despite her being a man, not funny, annoying as fuck…and sloppy at best in terms of sex appeal…I guess those were his fat years, pre hit nightly talk show years, and I should get over his horrible past, and focus on the fact that when acts we aren’t quite sure about, but that we have seen perform a lame party once, and it was lame, except for the fact she was an exhibitionist….are on his show…they show off their bra on social media like a good girl…who knows how to make it work…. The post Charli XCX in Her Bra for Kimmel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charli XCX did the Kimmel Show..or as I like to call it…the show with the guy who was fucking Sarah Silverman for many years despite her being a man, not funny, annoying as fuck…and sloppy at best in terms of sex appeal…I guess those were his fat years, pre hit nightly talk show years, and I should get over his horrible past, and focus on the fact that when acts we aren’t quite sure about, but that we have seen perform a lame party once, and it was lame, except for the fact she was an exhibitionist….are on his show…they show off their bra on social media like a good girl…who knows how to make it work…. The post Charli XCX in Her Bra for Kimmel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nina Agdal probably thinks she’s a bigger deal than she actually is – thanks to being one of the pussies – assuming she’s not INTERSEX as her features would suggest – something we can assume Leo, who I have been told fucks dude, would be into…when you get all the pussy you want, your sex gets weirder and weirder… The problem is that before Nina Agdal was the pussy Leo cheats on (that’s what I was going for in the first part of this post)…she had an ego from being in Sports Illustrated…so that just continued as she pushes 30 and becomes obsolete – better get pregnant first…better Irina Shayk it like a Polaroid pregnant sugar baby…her escorting depends on it…. So I guess one of the benefits of fucking Leo is magazines like Health picking her up and featuring her…climb that later downs syndrome head….so dramatic for a down’s syndrome head… The post Nina Agdal in a Bikini for Health Because Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio Gets you Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nina Agdal probably thinks she’s a bigger deal than she actually is – thanks to being one of the pussies – assuming she’s not INTERSEX as her features would suggest – something we can assume Leo, who I have been told fucks dude, would be into…when you get all the pussy you want, your sex gets weirder and weirder… The problem is that before Nina Agdal was the pussy Leo cheats on (that’s what I was going for in the first part of this post)…she had an ego from being in Sports Illustrated…so that just continued as she pushes 30 and becomes obsolete – better get pregnant first…better Irina Shayk it like a Polaroid pregnant sugar baby…her escorting depends on it…. So I guess one of the benefits of fucking Leo is magazines like Health picking her up and featuring her…climb that later downs syndrome head….so dramatic for a down’s syndrome head… The post Nina Agdal in a Bikini for Health Because Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio Gets you Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a recent shoot of Charlotte McKinney for some magazine that will remain nameless, until the Playboy photographer reaches out and tells me to remove them, but figure I can go unnoticed since magazines barely exist anymore, and this is the internet – all shoots are pretty much everyone’s shoot… These pictures show that Charlotte McKinney is more than just tis, she’s also thin legs a good ass in that pose, and she looks good well lit and made up next to cars – like a 80s photoshoot I probably once jerked off to. Classic pin-up style car model…something I’d expect her to be…you know a nameless Glamour model at the car show showing off a new product that gives old car new shine…but instead she’s rich, lives in Malibu, fucks rich guys and has been on TV….doing photoshoots about what she should probably be doing professionally…Meta… Who cares…she looks her best…and that’s what matters…it should be celebrated…less horseheaded and irrelevant than usual….good job..she I can be positive sometimes… The post Charlotte McKinney Import Car Model of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rihanna went full “aviator” because she fucking loves that movie…with Harper’s Bazaar and her team came up with this powerful quote to go along with the images because of…..Feminism… “There’s something so special about a woman who dominates in a man’s world. It takes a certain grace, strength, intelligence, fearlessness, and the nerve to never take no for an answer. Amelia Earhart was such a dynamic force in her industry, setting multiple aviation records in her time. So it was a no-brainer for me to team up with Harper’s BAZAAR in honor of a woman who held her own with the big boys.” Rihanna is some High School drop out who doesn’t know shit about anything like writing words or reading them. She probably knows nothing about avaition, Earhart, but she knows all about hard ons…like ears and hearts….only that she sucks…to have a career..that isn’t just handed out you know… She’s an immigrant from Barbados who came to America to become the biggest star, a country where their black people feel oppressed just driving their Mercedes like my UBER driver…who hate that there’s a China Town and not a Black Town…yet Rihanna comes in, on some immigrant visa and becomes Rihanna….DICKS WERE SUCKED…SHE LIVED IN A FUCKING SHANTY….i want the real Hollywood story…not the It takes a certain grace, strength, intelligence, fearlessness, and the nerve to never take no for an answer. It would make me mad, but I’m staring at her tits. The best pic in the series is her being a plane dancer, which was the job the husband pilot made the wife do to get paid…and hope she died…that said, Rihanna didn’t die in the making of this photoshop…. The post Rihanna LIVES and is in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think the best way to start your day – is with a 31 week old picture of Jessica Simpson and her mom on the toilet together – well on separate toilets in the same bathroom…but maybe I’m just a pervert who likes mom and daughter bathroom time…or maybe I just have a stall-less bathroom fetish…like a normal person would… Either way, old Jessica Simpson pics, always fun….here’s a new one of her promoting fitness because she’s a fitness icon…the fattest fitness icon who only got fit for a million dollar contract with Weight Watchers…sure…but a fitness icon none the less seeing as she sells billions of dollars of shitty money… The post Jessica Simpson on the Toilet with her Mom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
