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Nina Agdal Fucks Leo with a Strap On and Models Bathing Suits of the Day

Nina Agdal is some big and burly, possibly intersex, model from the internet, or from Sports Illustrated, who has done very little of substance in her career, but not in terms of dicks she’s put in her vagina along the way, because there are some many less downs syndrome faces, with hotter bodies, who may not be in Sports Illustrated Swim, a magazine with a lot of hype, but not a lot of substance, at least not in terms of the models or the shoots they book the last 5 years since internet has taken over….but who still put the names of some girls on the map…at least enough to be Kate Upton, or to marry pro athletes, or to get invited to events…like it’s a credibility, they are actual “published models” for a mainstream brand – that may not matter – but that still has the strength of it’s brand name behind them… Now, I’m going to assume Agdal, who thinks she’s the biggest deal ever, but who is really garbage, I’ve seen her in person and know, she’s real garbage…probably makes 100,000 dollars a year as a model, but so much more in her escorting, you know fucking rich guys who pay her bills that she pretends isn’t escorting…. But we all know she doesn’t matter but matters enough to get in with Leo DiCaprio, who credible sources have told me fucks dudes, which makes sense, allowing her to increase her profile as everyone likes the celeb association…and here she is pushing 30, trying to get pregnant by a rich guy like Irina, while being totally uninspiring, boring, garbage…throw her out like a newborn at prom…yet she remains here….the worst. The post Nina Agdal Fucks Leo with a Strap On and Models Bathing Suits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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You Have To Stare At January Jones In This Dress

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Hanne Gaby Odiele is Model Born with Testicles of the Day

Model Hanne Gaby Odiele has found her hook!!! A hook you may be upset about because you may have jerked off to her tits …. I posted once ….and LUCKILY I wasn’t celebrating her for being hot…. Because she’s found a great marketing hook and that hook is that she’s was born a HE….but not really a he….but an “Intersex” and hat does that actually mean…gender is an obscure construct of society…and penis and vagina area all the same magical thing…we all start in the womb the same…and men just evolve more…science… She made the announcement on VOGUE….they call it “Intersex” and now her instagram advertises that she is a proud new advocate for intersex people…which is like being a proud new owner of an American made car, or like being a proud new father, or being a proud homeowner but with more…born with X and Y chromosome – like a man…but with a vagina…like a girl…and at 9 months…her testicles dropped….. Her parents got her the chop…because what the fuck do you do when your kid is a Jamie Lee Curtis…hermaphrodite…you go with the gender most strong….in an era when people didn’t advertise their testicles dropping at 9 months, before getting them surgically removed, and living a life as a woman model…but all that has changed. Thanks internet for airing your nonsense for attention. So now, she can have her career shine….because why not find your own freakish issues, that are more common than we know, because it will get her work…and make her think she’s making a difference. I don’t find this an awful situation because why make kids feel like freaks and why let parents decide if your balls should be amputated when you are a baby – as they try to fit in. I am a circumsized male and I didn’t choose that. My foreskin man clit has been removed because some creepy adult decided that….WEIRD…stay away for child gentials you freak… Also, if a bitch is hot Boy or girl, or tranny, or hermaphrodite or not…it doesn’t matter….I saw Boys Don’t Cry, and I’d fuck that little Trans Hilary Swank with her prosthetic dick…because I am inclusive….I just don’t like shameless, attention seeking, attempts to have a hook to put you on the map….and really all I see is a Downs Syndrome looking forehead…which throws this whole “what gender is she” erotica…like a sex game show…as hot… The post Hanne Gaby Odiele is Model Born with Testicles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sophie Turner Is All Dressed Up And Ready To Party

It’s All About Shoulder Pads And Pokies!… read more

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Abbey Lee Kershaw Topless in an American Flag of the Day

Freedom has been attacked, the site was hacked…probably by the same Russians who dictated your election win – according to all you protesting bitches… But America, or this site, like Abbey Lee Kershaw..is not American….or that women’s march that was futile, except in making women feel like there are other whining women…who they managed to organize meeting….but will likely do nothing with other than whine, and maybe talk about boys with…. I think getting hacked must be part of that Women’s March…who hate people who celebrate sluts…like me….but that could be me being paranoid…sure women can organize get togethers…but can they inject my site with porn spam…I don’t know…I’m sticking to the Russians… Sure this whole Trump is boring, despite impacting the world thanks to America being the center of the world until China and Russia take over…but I like to think all that noise doesn’t really matter…But a topless Australian in an American Flag dress does…today….and everyday…from this day forward…inspiring… The post Abbey Lee Kershaw Topless in an American Flag of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dioni Tabbers Topless Shoot for Nicholas Routzen of the Day

Dioni Tabbers is apparently and actual model and who can really tell. With all these bitches protesting trump instead of focusing on the rich guys they fuck, marry, have kids with, because being a sugar baby no only leads to potentially being the first lady, but also comes with luxuries like nannies, maids, and chefs…allowing them to pretend to have purpose doing other thigns… Sure, maybe Dioni Tabbers isn’ta sugar baby..but that’s doubtful, not only is she signed to TRUMP MODELS…the modeling agency your President uses to recruit blowjobs…an escort agency like all model agencies….but she’s also a model… Showing her tits… This is the model version of a tinder profile…in a LOOK AT ME…BOOK ME TO BE YOUR WIFE… The post Dioni Tabbers Topless Shoot for Nicholas Routzen of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba Shakes her Hip of the Day

This is porn to someone… Someone with a Mexican celebrity from the 90s who was cast as the hot chick in everything she did – before making a bunch of babies to lock a dude in – but managed to maintain being hot – before turning into a billionaire but attaching herself to some brand that’s worth billions – despite being dog shit… Kinda like her acting skills…dog shit… Because life works out for people who are hot.. LOOK AT THAT MOM BODY GOOOOOOOOOO Makes me want to breast feed… The post Jessica Alba Shakes her Hip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shakira in Hispanic Cosmo of the Day

I don’t know when these Shakira pics were taken, I don’t know if they are of a 40 year old, post pregnancy Shakira that are what she currently looks like….I don’t know if they are a 40 year old, post pregnancy Shakira edited down, like they look like they are…there’s no way a 40 year old mom looks like this, but then again she is Colombian and they do rot better…so you never know….I like to think they are pulled from the archives and are just a version of her because she’s fat and eating cake in her castle somewhere…but whatever they are…they feature her bare feet and as someone who knows foot fetishists…and we all know how weird they are…making this better than spread open asshole pics of her…. The post Shakira in Hispanic Cosmo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gwyneth Paltrow for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow is the worst…but This is porn to someone… Someone with a foot fetish…because I can’t imagine anyone ever jerking off to Gwyneth Paltrow…not her husband, her boyfriends over the years, not Brad Pitt, or whoever else this rich Hollywood brat has let in her like it was a Jade Egg, before she knew about Jade Eggs because she was just a rich kid party slut trying to figure out the best scam to feed her fucking ego… But maybe there’s someone out there who’s jerked off to her…but I think the star of this shoot is her feet – and the only people who will care are a handful of women’s march girls who need a dick in their ass…and…they don’t matter to us…so it’s for the foot fetishists… I wonder where those nasty little toes have been inserted over the course of her career… The post Gwyneth Paltrow for the Foot Fetishists of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Can't Hide (That Ass) From Us Teyana Taylor

Teyana Taylor Knows How To Rock A Thong Bikini… read more

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