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Where's Your Yellow Polka Dot Bikini Emily Kinney?

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Keke Palmer is a Subtle Shopper of the Day

I know very little about Keke Palmer, not because I am a racist and black people don’t exist to me, or because I am scared of black people, or think they all look the same…but because I don’t care about anyone or anything, and she’s pretty much marketed to a very different demographic than me…and I can’t keep track of all these bitches I don’t get to fuck… According to Wikipedia she was Akeelah and the Bee ….a movie I’ve never seen. She’s been in other shit. She has a song…and all it really took for her to get household, at least as far as I’m concerned, is a see through top that showcases her nipple rings like she was Rihanna…and flashes her ass..not that she’s a household name… The reality is that I fucking love black girls…they are hot…but I’ve never fucked a black girl, despite one claiming she wants to fuck me, but I don’t believe her, it’s probably a set up to steal my bike…well the jokes on her…I don’t even have a bike… Either way, classy girl, I like the ass scabs, or scars, or pimples…it’s like shes’a crackwhore…my favorite.. The post Keke Palmer is a Subtle Shopper of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Who Was The Sexiest Celebrity At The 2017 Golden Globes?

The actresses who graced the 2017 Golden Globes red carpet proved that skin is indeed in, and we want you to tell us who delivered the night’s sexiest look!… read more

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Ariel Winter Learns About Angles in Bikini of the Day

Any dude who has fucked a girl from behind, which should be pretty much any dude, will tell you that the key to making the monster you’re sticking your dick inside more appealing, you must bend her over, get her on all fours, stick that ass in the air…like she just don’t care…and burry her troll head in the goddamn pillow…because an indiscreet or nondescript ass…while in that stance…smooths out the pocks, and dimples and vile shit you know you’re actually fucking…and if you take any pig woman, and I know if you’re fucking them, they are pig women and put her in this pose..not just an 18 year old…it will allow you to cum…imagining her as someone else.. You see, I’m not sold on Ariel Winter, she’s a troll, she freaks me out….but when she’s doing this…she’s good…she should audition for all future roles like this…it’s her look, it’s her angle…it’s the answer…and it’s probably been facetuned so that she doesn’t look like a fucking school bus with no neck…either way….good enough job… What a little pig… The post Ariel Winter Learns About Angles in Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Do All Waterfalls Lead To Brittany Daniel In A Bikini?

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Sofiia Chuprikova Nude Phootshoot of the Day

Fist time post Sofiia Chuprikova because she’s not very famous, she doesn’t have a very big following, but she looks amazing and deserves the love all these instagram girls eventually get if they continue to do nude photoshoots for photographers addicted to taking nude pics of girls – any girls – so long as they are girls who get naked….and I love nudity…not for some weird spiritual reason, you know that whole cleansing your hippie soul and being free, but because I am a voyeur and a voyeur needs an exhibitionist, and an exhibitionist is usually a narcissist on a mission to be more important or successful than they are…strictly based on their looks..and ability to get naked in photos…and thank god for that…because this is the kind of thing I need and in case you didn’t know…this is all about me… Seriously, if instagram or social media never happened, think of all the vaginas I wouldn’t get to see, and all the nudity I had access to would be gutter porn – that always existed – and physically going out and seducing women…or going to some nude beach….which in both cases doesn’t star girls like Sofiia Chuprikova..the Russian Queen….but rather girls you don’t want to see naked, but have to see naked because it’s all you can get…and bad naked is better than no naked. This is all so confusing. The post Sofiia Chuprikova Nude Phootshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daisy Lowe is Great in a One Piece of the Day

I don’t know whether I like the daddy issues that I know she’s got – after being raised without a father – because her father was too busy denying being her father and the guy she thought was her father – probably another rich rocker – wasn’t her actual father – all thanks to her mother being a groupie with a mission – who understands if the dick is in you – make it cum in you – after the paternity tests – it’ll work out for everyone…except maybe the kid, because sure money and connections is one thing, it helps but not having a dad in your formative years and having Gwen Stefani as a jealous step mom when you finally connect something no one deserves…but is something that probably leads to hot sex. Either way, Daisy Lowe is older now, in the one piece now, and I’m loving it – because a bathing suit is a bathing suit is a bathing suit…I love them all…. The post Daisy Lowe is Great in a One Piece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doughy Kylie Jenner Rape Fetish Paparazzi Pics of the Day

All girls have rape fetishes, yet are the first ones to whine about rape…weird….well here’s Kylie Jenner being man-handled by a black man like she likes it and she’s all Oddly shaped, weirdly injected, 19 year old who looks 45, is getting man handled by her 30 year old boyfriend who’s cock she’s clearly addicted to, and that she’s possibly trying to make herself look like her evil porn sister Kim, despite not having the same ethnic roots, but you don’t need genetics to make you look like that, you can just use injections, all the girls are doing it…all thanks to people like Kylie…inspiring…the youth to be just as garbage as her… I can’t imagine how broken, damaged, fucked up she is…growing up as a media whore’s daughter who got whore at a young age, getting money thrown at her, and behaving the most disgusting way…. I also can’t imagine what she’d look like if she hadn’t jacked her body up into this porny looking thing…that at 18…should be hot without all the work…it’s one of the rules of 18 year olds..even the fat ones are firm…but this shit…this is just odd… Here’s some more of her… The post Doughy Kylie Jenner Rape Fetish Paparazzi Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Salma Hayek’s in GQ Mexico of the Day

Salma Hayek may be old, washed up, boring….because she’s rich and has made it in America as a Mexican import who barely speaks english, unless that’s just part of her act, you know to get all the Mexican roles…she’s probably from New Jersey and this is all lies where she milks being a Mexican you want to milk, and wish was illegally working in your house cleaning and taking care of your kids for a dollar a day – so that you can Arnold Schwarzenegger her – but realize it’s a fantasy – because she’s not an illegal…and more importantly…because you don’t have a dollar a day to pay her if she was…sadness… But she’s still Salma Hayek…and that’s all I have to say about that.. The post Salma Hayek’s in GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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TAYLOR HILL, IMAAN HAMMAM & ANNA EWERS BORING BY NAKED FOR VOGUE OF THE DAY

TAYLOR HILL, IMAAN HAMMAM & ANNA EWERS are naked and cuddling in Vogue magazine because this is fashion and this is how fashion works…you can’t have fashion without a body…and I don’t really like that they aren’t doing a pussy eating train….that you would expect they would do when they are on those paid trips these rich guys hire them to go on…you know the yachts off the Coast of Greece, or wherever else they end up going…and it’s all so magical…but not publicly….that’s all for the snapchat stories…not the covers of magazines…you gotta keep that shit classy….and high class…and luxurious…it keeps your escorting rates higher and your trips better… The post TAYLOR HILL, IMAAN HAMMAM & ANNA EWERS BORING BY NAKED FOR VOGUE OF THE DAY appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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