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Hilary Duff And Her Blue Bikini Kick Off Hottie Season

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Joanna Krupa is Paddleboarding of the Day

Poland’s own…Joanna Krupa may be a shameless self promoter…who was born in Poland but lived in the US all her life…but that doesn’t mean she can’t use it as a marketing hook…this bitch is all about the marketing hook and that’s ok because she’s got a hot body…and when a girl has a hot body…she has every right to be a shameless self promoter…especially when she’s in her 40s like Krupa… It’s like know your role in the world…and call your paparazzi friends…take those pictures….because tabloids like content and will publish pics of her even at her level of barely famous…. She was a Glamour model who was lucky enough to book Dancing With the Stars, thanks to a good audition and a need for Dancing With the Stars to have hot pussy for the husbands to watch dance, turning her into a reality star… She is currently out of work…but that doesn’t mean she can’t keep her name in the media cycle…all she needs to do is get into that bikini…. Who knows what is next for someone I’m amazed has even got this far, but when you look like this, good things happen, no matter how cheesy you are….you just have to recognize your talents…and build off that…and maintain that shit as long as you can…because there’s plenty of older rich guys who want something like this to bring to the country club that allows jews….it’s a status thing, a novelty, like showing off a new car your friends can’t afford….only with a vagina that has sex with you…pretty perfect to me… TO SEE MORE KRUPA IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Joanna Krupa is Paddleboarding of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Aly Michalka’s Butt Shot of the Day

I still don’t really know who Aly Michalka is, I know she has a sister, I know they were in a band, I know they had a Disney show and I know one of them had a lot of plastic surgery, yet I don’t know much more about who they are, what they do…what they are about…what inspires them and makes them thrive… After re-reading that paragraph, I know an insane amount about these Michalkas, I mean more than I probably should…and it’s all thanks to having a pervert blog for pervert people who watch Disney Channel in 2004…and who still care…..12 years later…where the once jailbait is now…because you are romantic…and I guess so is Aly Michalka as she shows you her panty wearing ass for no reason…other than to remind you she still cares….not quite a Jon Benet of her generation, but kinda..thanks to her parents who instilled very important morals and values into her… The post Aly Michalka’s Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Heather Graham Bikini Romance of the Day

Heather Graham only has 6000 followers on her instagram @ImHeatherGraham and that is fascinating to me… At first I thought it was a joke, some mean spirited joke someone was playing on us, because Heather Graham is iconic to perverts who watched movies like Boogie Nights in the late 90s….how could some mall employee in Idaho be more relevant with her 40,000 followers than an actual celebrity… Then I remembered, she’s old and must not be interesting to people, as old people are…and figured she probably doesn’t update her shit at all…I’ve seen accounts that are just named after a celeb that get tens of thousands of likes…but it turns out she made a post a day ago…so she’s active on it…. But more importantly, I remember the late 90s….were 20 fucking years ago..and she’s probably in her 50s…but 50 or not…she’s still got her tits…and that’s an achievement – especially in this breast cancer filled world… These pics are pretty fucking boring…but what do you expect from a grandmother using social media. The post Heather Graham Bikini Romance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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W Magazine's Best Performance Edition Should Be The Best Hotties Edition

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Big Girl Ashley Graham For the Chubby Chasers of the Day

Terribly fat Ashley Graham – who shouldn’t be a model – but who is a model – because all is wrong in the fucking world and fat girls with ddecent fat girl features – like shitty teeth and big elephantitis mouth / nose / thighs and ass….perfect for her Black husband as they like this kind of thing…and good for brands that need fat chicks to support selling product to fat chicks – since the world is fat… It’s a weird movement, give fat girls work as models, not clerks at Walmart but probably not as bad as her bowel movements that probably look terrible…and smell worse…because women may not shit…but fat chicks do…thanks to never stopping the feeding… I guess these are her instagram pics, terrible…why are fat girls thinking they can seduce like hot girls…and why are people encouraging them…it’s wrong….it’s against nature’s way…but luckily diabetes will win…and we can all point and laugh… The post Big Girl Ashley Graham For the Chubby Chasers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daisy Lowe in a Bikini of the Day

My new favorite use of social media is maximizing the Geotag, because people love to post where they are – when they are they – like they forgot about the pervert creepy 1990s internet where everyone wanted to be anonymous due to crazy fucking people raping and killing you…. And the reason I like the geotag, is to remind people of the raping and killing potential of the internet and geotags…you’re not safe just because you bought into the whole giving yourself a virtual life that mimics your real life in a polarized, filted, bullshit way…so that your insecure ass looks cool… I like to go to restaurants, click the geotag, find a hot chick in the place, google her, check her linked in, find out her dog’s name, and if I’m lucky find out her dad died when she was 6 – like I did yesterday – knowing that is a perfect opportunity for daddy issues…and girls with Daddy issues are the most fun…. So Daisy Lowe…”model”…is nice and thick but more importantly, she grew up without a dad – who ended up being a rich rockstar thanks to mom – who was married to Gwen Stefani and wanted everything from his past…including tranny fucking to go away…and what better way to make her go away than to give her money, and modleing career and an opportunity to show the world her big daddy issue tits… I am a fan… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Daisy Lowe in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Still Thick, Still in Hawaii, Still in a Bikini of the Day

Hilary Duff just keeps getting better. There has historically always been at least one thick girl I’ve been into over the years. I normally love the skinny legs, but sometimes, a good thick bitch is what the soul craves…like a homecooked meal…or some comfort food…whether that thickness is solid muscle or a nice thick layer of fat hanging over it’s demin shorts or not…doesn’t really matter…what does matter is that I never thought much of Hilary Duff until she became a tank I want to be smothered by….in what is one of the weirder fetishes I blame her squatting on… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff Still Thick, Still in Hawaii, Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bregje Heinen Model Tits for Fashion of the Day

Bregje has some titties and looks good in Fashion magazine…because that’s just how things work out for models…. Bregje is probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, but I like to think her real accomplishment is having the most disgusting sounding name, a name that sounds like a drunken college girl with an eating disorder after binging on a Starbucks muffin…something I find hot because I like skinny girls….or more approrpiately…Bregje sounds like a throat cancer that spread to the lungs stricken hooker with AIDS and Pneumonia smoking a cigarette through her tracheostomy hole while sucking a dick with her mouth…the throat removal makes her a huge hit in the community and allows her to take two dicks at the same time….before puking up all over you…something you’d think she couldn’t do with no gag reflex..but that being half dead while eating rotten food out of the garbage to survive probably contributed… to her “bregje, bregje, bregje” heaving all over your fucking bed. Only Bregje looks better than she sounds, probably a good thing…since she sounds fucking gross… The post Bregje Heinen Model Tits for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson And Chelsea Handler Know How To Party

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