Kelly Rohrbach has fucked Leonardo DiCaprio – assuming he fucks the models he dates and doesn’t just keep them around so that you don’t figure out he fucks dudes… She’s booked a movie that I am hoping is straight to Netflix, which is actually a good thing these days, so maybe I should wish it goes straight to DVD…and only DVD as it just shouldn’t have been recreated / reworked, LEAVE BAYWATCH ALONE…. She’s the Pam Anderson character, without the hepatitis, but probably with herpes..I mean there’s no way LEO doesn’t have some kind of rich famous dude STDs… Now she’s modeling stockings for a EURO brand – like she’s hot…so it looks like she’s made it..all from making it…with a celebrity…. So girls who are out there half naked in selfies…if you want to really matter…find a famous dude to put up with, or sit on their face…or in their case let them sit on your face…it’s good for business… The post Kelly Rohrbach in Pantyhose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
That butterfly above her pussy tattoo really aged well…unfortunately for Drew…that’s about the only thing that weathered the fucking storm…and not even because I was being sarcastic…but in her defence, I’ve never thought Drew Barrymore was hot…I wasn’t jerking off to her in E.T. like I was Spielberg back in the 80s…creep….I didn’t buy into her comeback in romantic comedies…I just always discounted everything she’s done for having a Hollywood royal family – because she’s not hot…she’s just a Barrymore who for generations were in movies and who paved the way for this glorious moment of her on the beach in Miami in a see through sports bra looking like a fucking dude…because we are all just one gender now…especially after menopause. This is pretty fucking rough….but so representative of the world we live in…a disaster.. The post Drew Barrymore on the Beach in Miami is the Worst thing Ever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Iggy Azalea is a total scam…and I know this because the opening lyric of her new song is “I’m the real-est” and I don’t think she means “realist”… She is an Australian, who claims she’s a stripper, who white suburban teens who want to fuck black guys like they had a fat ass like her…but I know that strippers don’t get green cards or work visas. I mean maybe she pulled some hooker stunts to get to this level of fame and fortune with hit songs and shit…but that doesn’t mean she came from nothing and is some crazy success story… The fact is, she’s not real. Her music isn’t real, her ass isn’t real, her name isn’t real…. It’s all LIES…she’s not real at all….she’s probably not even a she…it’s all just nonsense that for some reason GQ is very into now….she’s popping up everywhere… SHE WAS AT THEIR MEN OF THE YEAR AWARDS WITH NO BRA – BECAUSE SHE’S LIKELY A MAN – BASED ON THAT FACE AND BODY…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Iggy Azalea Hard Nipples in GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anna Kendrick’s mouth offends me. Unlike most feel mouths I don’t have the urge to stick my testicles, since I don’t have much of a shaft, down her throat, but instead I am grossed by it. It’s like she’s got terrifying razor sharp lips – in an era of lip injections – that are all cushiony and good…yet she opts for whatever’s going on here….and these are actually some better pictures of her..I’ve seen movies with her and I just fixate that mouth…I just can’t look away…and not in a good way…in a what is wrong with that thing and why don’t I want to stick my testicles in it….because really she’s not that bad looking, she’s not a monster, maybe her fame is a lot of hype and not justified but still not something I shouldn’t want to stick my testicles in…but I can’t change the way her mouth makes me feel… She’s released a book called Scrappy little nobody….a memoir at 31 because she’s obnoxious, or has a terminal illness – that I can assume started in her mouth – or maybe she’s gonna kill herself because she can’t escape that mouth…. The highlight of her life so far – at least according to my extensive research into her memoir is that she tried to high five the first guy who gave her an orgasm…because she’s that girl…the one who ruins things the second you give her an orgasm…. That’s all I got.. .. The post Anna Kendrick’s in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
OMG! I just did a post on Anna Kendrick’s mouth being a mouth that I am not instinctively compelled to stick my dick in, because for some reason it weirds me out. IF you scroll down, you can see such brilliant commentary in badly written english because I know it excites you. Since posting that post 3 minutes ago, I came across ANOTHER Anna Kendrick photoshoot – because I guess she’s doing PR as hard as she can for her MEMOIR that we’ve already determined is obnoxious – seeing as she’s only 31 – and unless she’s got a terminal illness – or she’s about to off herself for that weird mouth…she’s got more time to write a memoir.. BUT it would be in line with being a narcissistic asshole actor who looks in the mirror all day – while channeling their self-involved and superficial emotions into something they think is actually important – despite being absolute nonsense – all because they are paid a lot and society celebrates them – DESPITE THE WEIRD MOUTH… Well, she’s gone and done PLAYBOY – but not in a traditional “OMG DID YOU SEE THAT ACTRESS I WANT TO FUCK DESPITE HER WEIRD MOUTH AND ZERO SEX APPEAL – SHE DID PLAYBOY – LET ME BUY TWO COPIES TO CUM ALL OVER BECAUSE I KNOW I’LL SEE LABIA”…..more the new PLAYBOY which features no nudity, it’s ad friendly, and women friendly, in this gay, emasculated era of the pussy millennial who doesn’t want to see actress labia – because labia means gender and NO ONE HAS GENDER anymore…it’s fucking crazy… Fashion magazines are easier to jerk off to than this shit…shit that reminds us all why TRUMP won the election…no one likes a PLAYBOY with no pussy lip in it…because I NEED TO cross reference her pussy lip to her mouth lip to see if I have the same distain for it… Either way, here are the pics… The post Anna Kendrick in Modern Day Playboy for the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The biggest question that comes up when it comes to Ariel Winter – besides “who is Ariel Winter?” and not in a philosophical way – but in a I’ve never watched Modern Family, so I am not one of the creeps who fell in love with her teen character – and watched her teen character grow out her tits – before chopping off her tits only to grow back her tits – is “How did her chopped off tits grow back to massive tits”….and the answer is “IN AND OUT”… We can assume that she’s not getting paid by In and Out for the product placement, but rather that she’s paid them for Two or More burgers she’ll stuff her fucking face with and hope for the best – and by best I mean the least amount of fat deposited on her inner thighs, gut and already round face….while keeping fingers crossed that it ends up back on the newly shaped tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Feeds her Inner Thighs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The ultimate tease in Hollywood and all around flirty sexpot, Anna Kendrick, is featured in Playboy’s December issue. In addition to some insanely sexy photos, we get a very revealing interview covering sex dreams, dick pics, and more!… read more
