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Anna Kendrick Questionable in a Movie of the Day

Anna Kendrick is one of my least favorite women in movies, which isn’t saying much because I generally don’t like any bitches in movies, and for the most part I don’t remember any of their names, so saying KENDRICKY is my least favorite, is almost like saying she’s my favorite…. She’s not…but she’s just marketed to us, in all the popular romantic comedies and popular movies, but she’s boring, the fact that she’s made it when I don’t really understand why she’s made it all while rocking a creepy mouth…. THis is the premise of her new movie … Two hard-partying brothers place an online ad to find the perfect dates for their sister’s Hawaiian wedding. Hoping for a wild getaway, the boys instead find themselves out-hustled by an uncontrollable duo. Sounds like an oscar winner… The post Anna Kendrick Questionable in a Movie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Recently Engaged and Probably Amanda Seyfried’s Bag Strap Titty Push of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is terribly fucking boring – in both her personal life that she shares with dudes who jerk off to her – usually in the form of paparazzi pics…not in the form of selfies, absurd in this era of the selfie, I know..but something that makes her a little more interesting to me, even when she is terribly fucking boring… The big news about her is that she’s got big tits…on a skinny enough frame, but that’s not really news that’s just all I care about knowing that I’ve seen her naked before…it’s all I see in anything she does… My favorite thing about her is that she replaced Lohan and stole jobs from Lohan, who’s Lohan? How dare you….and Lohan, who used to send me text messages openly told me she couldn’t stand this bitch..a highlight in both Amanda Seyfried and my internet life..that ended shortly after that – when Lohan self destructed… But I guess the big news about her isn’t that she’s got big tits on her skinny enough frame..it’s that she is engaged to some co-star she clearly has been fucking for years – despite him being married, only to lead to his divorce…thanks to probably knocking her up… So these could be the first pregnancy pics, would be hard to tell since she always dresses like she’s in her pajamas on her period…but if you’re like me – and you are – because I am talking to myself here…the messenger bag tit…like the seat belt tit…is a hot new way to enjoy college tit….even on old ladies like Amanda Seyfried… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Recently Engaged and Probably Amanda Seyfried’s Bag Strap Titty Push of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke’s Daughter is Model Obviously of the Day

So Maya Hawke, Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman’s daughter is some LA Rich kid hipster looking girl with a Trust Fund who is getting into the “model” world, because it’s good for social reach, something that people seem to think is really fucking important, especially when they have their famous parents – both of whom are really fucking accomplished…even iconic…to try to leverage, or as these brats normally do, try to totally detach themselves from… SO together, with a brand, so it seems less shameless, she’s running around getting wet in clothes, like some kind of hippie, who lives in 20 million dollar houses…because hippies were always entitled cunts looking for meaning and to make a difference…while poor people were out there working so they could stay alive… She’s freshly turned 18…so I guess the family has decided she can act, she can pose in campaigns, she can do whatever she wants, unlike Cindy Crawford, who seems to think 10 years old is a good time to sexualize her kid…. I like her. The post Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke’s Daughter is Model Obviously of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson Solid Cleavage of the Day

Kate Hudson rockin’ some cleavage at some event and magic didn’t happen…because she’s old, washed up, but apparently still getting work because she’s connected, rich, and apparently she’s getting work done because she’s got tits…and never had tits.. I guess when you’re a sex worker, or more a sex volunteer who has done the rounds in Hollywood filling that void left from having egotistical parents, being raised in the limelight, with access…. Her best work was having a hot ass despite being a young mom…was when she fucked Owen Wilson so good he tried to kill himself…I mean that and every bullshit movies she’s been in – where she plays the same person…but with more tit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson Solid Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Sex Position of the Day

Britney Spears is still at it, all medicated, half dead, dancing monkey for her family, an earner…a dancer, a lip syncer, and a sugar mommy who pays for palimony which makes her extra fucking awesome….and this is her Sex Position of the Day and she’s pretty fucking flexible… The post Britney Spears Sex Position of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mariah Carey Erotica vs Christina Milian of the Day

Mariah Carey is interesting…but not really, she’s actually a fucking terror diva, who thinks she’s a big deal because everyone tells her she’s a big deal. It’s the big problem with celebrity…they never get a reality check they need because they have people constantly coddling them and protecting them… She now she’s old, but she’s got access to a cell phone and is posting some weird erotic lingerie pictures…like she’s looking for attention, or feeling insecure, or feeling amazing and sexy because her billionaire husband isn’t fucking her…right…freshly cummed on or in or all over herself…with memories of the CEO of her record label’s dick, or maybe her big black baby daddy dick… Who knows…but it happened…and it’s entertaining enough for me to stare at..because you give a dancing monkey a phone and magic happens… Christina Milian is on the same hustle… Because this is what happens when girls get cell phones and an audience….they get off on dudes getting off to her… The post Mariah Carey Erotica vs Christina Milian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shailene Woodley Braless of the Day

If Shailene Woodley, who was once the new Mary Jane…because Kirsten Dunst is better suited to play a drunk 40 year old meth addict…because she is a drunk 40 year old meth addict…..but got fired from that gig….excites you….because anyone associated with virgin loser movies, comic book movies, the only movies Hollywood likes making…excites you… Then you’ll be happy to see her tits all natural and saggy cuz they are natural in a sweater… If Shailene Woodley, the Golden Globe nominated actress, who is more than just a typical fame whoring actress according to the industry excites you… Then you’ll be happy to see her tits all natural and saggy cuz they are natural in a sweater… If you’re just a pervert and couldn’t give a fuck about Shailene Woodley,…or know who she is, what she does, or who she fucks…. Then you’ll be happy to see her tits all natural and saggy cuz they are natural in a sweater…because braless girls is the trend and as men, we are forced to like it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Shailene Woodley Braless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian Porn for her Book of the Day

Kim Kardashian is a shameless pornographer – who is too old and too rich to be staring in her shameless pornography – but I guess her ego and the demand of the people – coupled with her need to be talked about and relevant – forces her and her overly plastic – even disgusting and unfortunately for the state of humanity – influential ass and tits to show off her ass and tits…. I don’t think anything makes any sense about this monster, why people care about her, why they follow her, why she exists as a personality…but I’m not about to solve the fucking proplem that is this family and the moron society we live in that aspire to be her… I just stare at the tits…. These are for her new book, the fact she’s got a book is ridiculous..fame whore from every angle!! The post Kim Kardashian Porn for her Book of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Liz Hurley’s Bikini Throwback Thursday on a Tuesday of the Day

In keeping up with models from 20 years ago, here’s Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini for social media…because….she’s a bikini vendor…and makes money off her brand…so this is how you market the shit… Maybe it’s deeper rooted than just selling bikinis and Liz Hurley is feeling the need to show off her bathing suit body to say “hey, look at me, over here, I’m old but you’d still fuck me, even though you’d fuck anything, including but not limited to rotting luncheon meat….you fucking vile human… Liz Hurley was in the media longer than we’ve been alive and we forget that she was an opportunist gold digging whore, who dated and leveraged Hugh Grant in 1987 when his career was picking up and her career was shit. She rode that as hard as she could until becoming household name….typical of a woman… They stayed together for 13 years…which allowed him to get busted with trannies due to being a homo…and for her to remain his beard because it got her auditions and the good life….she always wanted… Then she got knocked up by another notorious womanizer, whore fucker, creeper named Steve Bing, who invests in movies, movies she wants to be in and she got pregnant, kept it, he denied it…and a paternity test later…confirmed it… Then she married a dude named ARUN NAYAR who sounds pretty poor…because bitch likes money… There’s a pattern here..that applies to all women…so these feminists should stop targeting us for being misogynists and instead targeting their representatives for misrepresenting their species as the whores that they are….. The post Liz Hurley’s Bikini Throwback Thursday on a Tuesday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailey Baldwin’s Hard Nipple Hangs with Actual Models of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is part of the Kendall Jenner Kardashian spillover – of twats who are totally uninteresting – even when they have hard nipples. They are just vapid rich kids who have no interest in doing anything substantial in life, and who follow the lead of their idiot mentors to cash the fuck in and travel around the world being spoiled cunts…getting cast in photoshoots for brands like they matter because kids look up to these idiots… She’s Stephen Baldwin’s orgasm that wasn’t aborted thanks to her mom wanting a retirement plan by the closest thing to a celebrity she could find…not to mention in his irrelvance, he’s gone all Christian to deal with his drug addiction and probably wouldn’t allow an abortion -that is against god’s way… Either way, Kendall did a magazine and announced that she has a name for her pussy posse…and it’s “Super Natural Friend Group” because they all have such cool individual lives…are you fucking kidding me.. So out of touch, and definitely deserving of a horrible reality check, because they can’t just keep winning over and over again…that would be injustice…even though their existence is injustice… That said, I’d still jerk off on her… The post Hailey Baldwin’s Hard Nipple Hangs with Actual Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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